Today is the first anniversary of the death of Anna Nicole Smith. Larry Birkhead paid tribute to her by leaving this message on his website.

“Anna Nicole Smith I LOVE YOU AND HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF OUR BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL. PLEASE WATCH OVER US AND GUIDE US ON OUR JOURNEY THROUGH LIFE. WE MISS YOU.

2-8-07

LOVE,

LARRY AND DANNIELYNN”

CAPS!!!! I get your point Larry. He didn’t stop there though. Larry will also be on ET tonight where he will talk about whatever he needs to talk about in order to stay relevant. He will bring the cameras into Anna’s Bahamas home as he shows Dannielynn her nursery. He tells Danni on camera, “Mommy used to rock you right here. She used to rock you right here, ’til you fell asleep.” All on camera, of course.

Not to be outdone by Larry, Howard K. Stern gave a statement to ET:

“Today is extremely difficult for those of us who were close to Anna Nicole, and we ask that the media please respect our privacy. In memory of Anna Nicole and her son Daniel, we have created the Anna Nicole and Daniel Wayne Smith Charitable Foundation. It will benefit charitable causes that Anna Nicole supported during her life: children, the elderly, and the treatment and cure of AIDS. Hopefully it will grow, help more people each year, and eventually be headed by her daughter Dannielynn. All donations through February 2008 will benefit a charity in the Bahamas for underprivileged and at risk youths that Anna Nicole wanted to help.”

Respect his privacy? Oh come on Howie, now you’re just lying. I’m sure statements from Virgie Arthur, Bobby Trendy and whoever else knew Anna for ten seconds will follow. The only statement I care about is Sugarpie’s!

KFed’s reality show for E! has been put on hold, because of Brit Brit’s drama. E! had planned to air a reality show featuring KFed as a working father. Riddle me this. Don’t you have to actually work to be called a “working father.” A source told The NY Post, “His plans are on hold because of the Britney situation. He had planned to do it, but not now.”

A KFed reality show sounds like boring shit anyway. If I wanted to watch a douche sit around, smoking weed and making fart jokes I’d look in the damn mirror.

KFed is currently in NYC where he will attend the Marc Jacobs show tonight. Who’s taking care of the kids? They better be on lock down just in case Brit finds out.

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Please let this happen! Idolator reports that Alicia Keys might duet with a “virtual Frank Sinatra” at this Sunday’s Grammys. They will reportedly put a hologram Ol’ Blue Eyes next to her the same way they did with Celine Dion and Elvis on American Idol. Celine’s also sang a duet with Frank before. Alicia is picking up Celine’s sloppy seconds!

This is a truly fantastic idea. I really hope this happens and I really hope Celine sneaks into the control room and switches the hologram with a “virtual Celine doing Madonna.”