Cher has confessed that she dated Tom Cruise back in the 80s for a quick minute. She told Good Morning America, “He was just the most adorable man you can possibly imagine. I don’t understand the Scientology thing because I don’t understand it. Sonny was a Scientologist, I did not understand that either.”

Tommy must have creamed his jeans when he was dating her. He finally could get the first-hand information he needed to completely perfect his Cher impersonation. Can’t you just imagine Tommy in her wig and Bob Mackie gown saying, “Woooo! Schoooonny Bono!”

Must Paris attempt to deep throat everything? – Hollywood Tuna

The Playboy girls are at Mardi Gras – Cityrag

Karolina Kurkova is a hero – IDLYITW

Jenna Jameson is trying to have a baby – Hollywood Rag

Katharine McPhee’s wedding pictures – Just Jared

Keeley Hazell poses with chocolate statues – Egotastic!

Ashton Kutcher’s Birthday party brings out the stars – Popsugar

Fergie flashes her ass (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Jon Cryer is looking hot in spandex – A Socialite’s Life

Good to know…Eva LongWHORIA doesn’t fart in front of her husband – Gabsmash

Is her royal alien highness, RiRi, auditioning for “Chicago” or something? This outfit only belongs in 2 places: a Broadway stage and an “I Love Lucy” episode. There was this hot ass outfit that Lucy always wore on the show. It looked just like this, but Lucy wore a chiffon dress over that crap. I really think RiRi used her alien powers to break into the Lucy archive closet and snatch this number out.

Here’s RiRi at an InStyle Magazine party last night in Hollywood.

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