Leo Finds A Model To Love… But This One Is Different!

August 15, 2017 / Posted by:

There are several universal truths. Cats and dogs fight. As does the cast of Real Housewives of… wherever. And Leonardo DiCaprio likes to stick his peen in blonde models. It’s just how the world goes ’round! Only, Page Six just served up some “the world is square” shit, because it appears Leo has gone for a…BRUNETTE?!?!?! Hoo, honey, suddenly the phone line at every Supercuts in the country has gone busy, because every ho in town is rushing to get a cheap and easy dye job! Continue reading


Taylor Swift Won Her Counter-Suit Against The Ass-Groping Radio DJ

August 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift’s real-life courtroom nightmare is officially over. Over the weekend, we learned that Judge William Martinez ruled Taylor Swift should be dropped as a defendant in former radio DJ David Mueller’s wrongful termination lawsuit. The judge didn’t think there was enough evidence against her. People magazine says that after six days in court and several hours of jury deliberations, a jury found David Mueller guilty of ass-grabbing at a meet-and-greet back in 2013. Technically he was found guilty of “assault and battery,” but I have a feeling Taylor would be happier with my unapologetic use of the word “ass.

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Birthday Sluts

August 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Ben Affleck (45)
Chief Keef (22)
Jennifer Lawrence (27)
Belinda (28)
Joe Jonas (28)
Carlos Pena Jr. (28)
Natalia Kills (31)
Emily Kinney (32)
Quinton Aaron (33)
Kerri Walsh Jennings (39)
Brad Goreski (40)
Natasha Henstridge (43)
Anthony Anderson (47)
Cris Judd (48)
Debra Messing (49)
Alejandro González Iñárritu (54)
Lady Miss Kier (54)
Tom Colicchio (55)
Rondell Sheridan (59)
Princess Anne (67)
Tess Harper (67)
Linda Ellerbee (73)
Jim Dale (82)
Mike Connors (92)
Rose Marie (94)
Julia Child (1912-2014)

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Night Crumbs

August 14, 2017 / Posted by:

The New York Times published an article about Elizabeth Olsen, who made ravioli during their interview, and the NYT made sure to mention she “fed herself.” As opposed to? On second thought, I shouldn’t say that. Her sisters totally look like the type who gain nourishment by employing a team of assistants to hand-feed them one morsel of sustenance at a time – Lainey Gossip

A-Rod says that JLo is a better athlete than him. He probably can’t figure that one out. “What’s your secret? Anadrol? Oxandrin? Dianabol? Winstrol?” – Celebitchy

Vanessa Hudgens imitates a dog (no, really) – Drunken Stepfather

I’m sure no one at Bravo has a problem with Shannon Beador refusing to speak to Vicki Gunvalson on RHOC; after all, dirty looks are the preferred form of communication – Reality Tea

Kylie Jenner continues to transform into a sleazy lingerie store mannequin before our eyes – The Nip Slip

Here’s the Skarsgårds ranked in order of hotness, and of course Alexander got the number one spot (it’s never hot papa Stellan) – Pajiba

Halsey did a topless n’ edgy photoshoot for Flaunt magazine – Hollywood Tuna

Bella Thorne looks like she didn’t have time to clean up after a sloppy back-alley encounter with a unicorn, which was probably the look she was going for – Popoholic

The good news: Connie Britton is coming back to TV. The bad news: it’s not as Tami Taylor for a delayed Friday Night Lights spin-off called Hey Y’allJezebel

A creature of Lisa Frank’s imagination is real, and it lives in Louisiana – Towleroad

Dustin Lance Black and Tom Daley released a video of their wedding, and there’s not nearly enough footage of drunk people dancing – Boy Culture

A stuntwoman was tragically killed in a motorcycle accident during the filming of Deadpool 2Just Jared

A maybe-engaged Meghan Markle has already gotten the stamp of approval from Prince Harry’s cousin’s husband – Popsugar

Film and television actor Joe Bologna has died – SOW

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Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Really Care That Her Nipples Showed Up On “Friends”

August 14, 2017 / Posted by:

I have a shameful admission to make: I watched my first full episode of Friends only about a year ago (and it’s not because we didn’t have Friends in Canada or anything weird like that). I watched all 236 episodes in succession, and there were several things that stood out. Namely, Jennifer Aniston’s nipples.

Vogue recently spoke to Jennifer Aniston about her upcoming TV show with Reese Witherspoon, which led them to talking about her first big TV role. And that segued into Jen’s status as the accidental godmother of the #FreeTheNipple movement.

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