Chris Brown Is Expecting Another Kid

/ June 15, 2019

Crazed asshole person Chris Brown has reportedly graced ex-girlfriend, Karrueche Tran look-alike Ammika Harris’s womb with an incipient human who will hopefully have the sort of absentee dad who only calls on Christmas and birthdays, according to Page Six. What’s the alternative – illegal wild animals as presents and tattooed clown daddy allegedly throwing his drugs out the window because the cops are trying to bust on in?

Continue reading

Read more…
SHARE

Taylor Swift Gave A Surprise Performance At Stonewall Inn (But Where Was Lindsay Lohan?)

/ June 15, 2019

Taylor Swift is currently really big on the world tasting her Gay Pride rainbow (with middling results) and the next assault in her campaign took the form of a pop-up performance at NYC’s Stonewall Inn last night. Lindsay Lohan, who recently outed herself as a huge Tay Tay stan, was nowhere in attendance. Maybe the yacht she’s currently “vacationing” on couldn’t make it to New York Harbor in time?

Continue reading

Read more…

Chris Martin And Dakota Johnson Are Reportedly Done

/ June 15, 2019

While Gwyneth Paltrow touts the marital advantages of her husband living in a different home miles away from her, her ex-husband Chris Martin obviously chose not to follow her lead. The Sun reports that Chris has broken up was with his girlfriend, 50 Shades of Boring S&M star Dakota Johnson. Earlier this year, Chris bought a $5 million Malibu beach house for them to live in together. Who would have thought that GOOP could ever be right about anything?

Continue reading

Read more…

Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ June 15, 2019

Stretch Serpent!

Nowadays if you said you were stretching the serpent, it would mean you’re jacking off, or you’re a pilates instructor to snakes and are in the middle of a class, or you’re the private chiropractor of Jon Hamm’s Hammaconda (yes, The Hammaconda has its own chiropractor). But back in the 1970s, stretching the serpent also meant playing with a toy that slithered out of a meth lab in the Ninth Circle to terrorize humanity!

Continue reading

Read more…
SHARE

Birthday Sluts

/ June 15, 2019
Courteney Cox (55)
Barkhad Abdi (25)
Nadine Coyle (34)
Wayne Sermon (35)
Mary Carey (39)
Neil Patrick Harris (46)
Chloe Dao (47)
Poppy Montgomery (47)
Andy Pettitte (47)
Dana Bash (48)
Jake Busey (48)
Bif Naked (48)

Pic: Getty

Leah Remini (49)
Ice Cube (50)
Idalis DeLeon (50)
Helen Hunt (56)
Michèle Laroque (59)
Eileen Davidson (60)
Julie Hagerty (64)
Polly Draper (64)
Jim Belushi (65)
Jim Varney (1949-2000)
Johnny Hallyday (1943-2017)
Read more…
SHARE

Afternoon Crumbs

/ June 14, 2019

The Sun did a story on Prince William’s rumored one-time side piece Rose Hanbury and her husband getting iced out of Willy’s and Duchess Kate’s inner circle. And thanks to The Sun originally saying that Rose “entertained” Prince William one night while Kate was away, I have the sad image of Rose busting out the most bland and tragic “Let Me Entertain You” from Gypsy ever. Gypsy Rose Lee didn’t deserve that – Lainey Gossip

Jim Edmonds, husband of former Real Housewife of Orange County Meghan King Edmonds, got caught sending dick pics and a fap video to a baseball groupie ho, and Meghan responded by threatening to take the woman down with help from the FBI. That baseball groupie ho better watch it, because Meghan has shown us that she’s as good at taking tricks down (see: her exposing Vicki Gunvalson’s fake cancer boyfriend) as her husband is at showing he doesn’t really want to be married to her – All About The Tea

Thanks to Taylor Swift shouting out GLAAD in her new song, GLAAD has seen an uptick in donations. Meanwhile, one confused Swiftie was probably at Target buying loads upon loads of GLAD products thinking that’s what their queen was talking about – Towleroad

Continue reading

Read more…
SHARE

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >