Pete Davidson Is Clearing Up Those Big Dick Size Rumors

/ January 14, 2019

People is reporting that Pete “10-Inches” Davidson is actually more like Pete “A Solid Six And A Half But He Knows How To Use It” Davidson. At a recent stand up gig at the Tarrytown Music Hall in New York, Pete talked about ex-fiancé Ariana Grande‘s now-infamous reference to Pete’s dick size. She’d previously had us out here thinking Pete was hung like a porn star and Pete basically co-signed the narrative because who doesn’t want a 10-inch penis? Well it’s looking like Pete has some buyer’s remorse because now he’s spilling the tea on his own self.

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Travis Scott Asked The NFL To Make A Donation In Exchange For Doing The Super Bowl Halftime Show

/ January 14, 2019

We’ve all known since September that Maroon 5 will most likely headline the Super Bowl halftime show in Atlanta on February 3, but it seemed like the NFL wanted somebody else to sweeten the pot of bland oatmeal. They asked Cardi B, who did that Girls Like You song with Maroon 5, to make an appearance, but she wanted her own set. Before going with Maroon 5, the NFL asked Rihanna and Jay-Z, but they turned down the offer in support of Colin Kaepernick. But well, rapper and the father of Kylie Jenner’s baby, Travis Scott, better expect a slap down from Amy Schumer, because he’s going to perform.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ January 14, 2019

This lEGGend who beat fame whore evil and now holds the title of the most liked post on Instagram!

Early last year, Pimp Mama Kris’ malevolent whore reign on Instagram began when her current highest-ranking koven member Kylie Jenner took the title of having the most liked post on Instagram thanks to the picture she posted of her baby’s hand clutching onto her thumb like, “SANTO DIOS! Please tell me I’m not related to you.” The picture was posted in early February 2018, and eventually got over 18 million likes, making it the most liked post on Instagram. But wait, enter: a challenger who unlike Kylie, actually has talent and is useful to humanity!

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Birthday Sluts

/ January 14, 2019
Jason Bateman (50)
Grant Gustin (29)
Emma Greenwell (30)
Frankie Sandford (30)
Mikalah Gordon (31)
Caleb Followill (37)
Zach Gilford (37)
Angela Lindvall (40)
Karen Elson (40)
Kevin Durand (45)
Dave Grohl (50)
LL Cool J (51)
Emily Watson (52)
Zakk Wylde (52)

Pic: WOW!

Dan Schneider (53)
Slick Rick (54)
Mark Addy (55)
Shepard Smith (55)
Steven Soderbergh (56)
Jim Duggan (65)
Evelyn Braxton (71)
T-Bone Burnett (71)
Carl Weathers (71)
Holland Taylor (76)
Faye Dunaway (78)
Trevor Nunn (79)
Jack Jones (81)
Andy Rooney (1919-2011)
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Open Post: Hosted By This High School Teacher Trying To Beat Off A Dildo With A Broom

/ January 13, 2019

Heh, kids are funny. No, they aren’t – that’s wrong! (Just in case my nephews ever read this.) Reddit (who else?) brings us this amusing clip of a high school employee trying to slap a big floppy dildo off the gym wall with a broom. If that’s how that guy beats off dicks, I’m already cringing and crossing my legs.

Inventively titled “Another Dick In The Wall” by “Pricks Floyd,”, the best part is when the other teacher feels she needs to block the camera from filming a fake dick scalding the children’s eyes. Would she have been so censor-y if it had been a still from an Xbox game depicting some dude blowing someone’s head off with all the requisite blood and gore flying from his neckhole? I thought not! Let dildos be great, lady!

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Louis C.K. Allegedly Gave An STD To Fraudster Restaurateur Sarma Melngailis

/ January 13, 2019

Louis C.K. has been accused of something that surprisingly doesn’t involve him jacking off someone into a corner. Sarma Melngailis, the fallen queen of the NYC vegan scene who stole investors’ money and didn’t pay her employees, could have told you that. Page Six reports that after Sarma informed Louis that she thought he’d given her an STD, he basically typographically shrugged and was all “eh, it happens” about it.

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