Between the tired nerd jokes and the sad laugh track, I don’t exactly envy the cast of The Big Bang Theory. But I do envy their fat paychecks, and of course I envy anyone who gets to live a lavish life by dating a BBT cast member, like Johnny Galecki’s current girlfriend, who just made their relationship red carpet official by showing up at the People’s Choice Awards in Santa Monica, CA last night together.
Jennifer Garner, having finally sent her eldest child off to college, has earned the right to have a nice, adult evening out. And she’s done just that. She and her gentleman friend, Robot Burger Man John Miller, went on a date to see Dear Evan Hansen and Jennifer wore a “gray blazer, white button-down shirt and blue jeans, as well as her glasses”. It doesn’t get more grown up than that, folks.
The wildfires currently raging through California have been devastating, despite their cute-sounding names (Camp Fire in the north, which has me picturing teenagers singing Kumbaya in a circle, and Woolsey Fire in the south, which makes me picture the same thing but with more blankets and sweaters). The fires have proven that fire doesn’t care who you are, it’s going to rip through your house and leave a pile of ashes. It was previously reported that the fires claimed Caitlyn Jenner’s house, but that was wrong info. Caitlyn’s house still stands, but many others weren’t so lucky.
Alicia Silverstone is letting all you mothers out there know that unlike your disgusting little rugrats, her son has never been sick. Okay, she isn’t really being that judgey about it, but still…
42-year-old Alicia spoke with Page Six about how her 7-year-old son, Bear has never accidentally overdosed on Triaminic because it tastes like orange soda (happened to me when I was 5). Bear’s white blood cells are on fleek, bitch. He doesn’t need medicine because he has the most powerful meds there are: Veggies. Continue reading
Last week, Michael brought us the story of Duchess Meghan‘s alleged wedding day tiara demands. And the person I felt the most bad for in that story was whoever would assist Duchess Meghan as she tried to wrap her hands around her tiara of choice (not an enviable job when you’re yanking it from The Queen). Whoever that was no longer has to worry about awkward moments like that, as The Daily Mail is reporting that Meghan’s personal assistant has quit.
Victoria’s Secret found herself in hot water this weekend, after it’s chief marketing officer, one Mr. Ed Razek put his foot in his mouth during an interview he did with Vogue. In the interview he revealed that he wouldn’t cast trans or plus-sized models in his show because that shit is gross! No, he had a different reason, which was just as much of a mess.