Nicole Richie was party hopping last night, attending the LACMA party and Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party. She wore a little “H necklace.” The H stands for HOBAG. No, it stands for Harlow Winter. You know, her new sad clown baby. Don’t worry, she’s not a neglectful mother. Joel Madden told UsWeekly they weren’t staying out long, “She [Harlow] only sleeps three hours at a time. She’s with Grandma now, but if she wakes up…” Yeah if she wakes up there will be hell to pay! Sad clown baby does not like being alone!

I threw a little Lindsay Lohan in for good measure. She’s looking like a constipated Palm Beach socialite, but she’s hot.

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