OVER IT

/ March 5, 2007

birkhead.jpg Larry Birkhead’s attorney has told TMZ they will not be negotiating with Howard K. Stern. They want DNA and that’s that. She said the only thing they want to know is “how fast he [Stern] will produce the child for a DNA test and how quickly he will allow that child to go to California with her real father.” There were reports that Howard knows Larry is the father and is trying to cut some deal. Just go on Maury already like everyone wants. He’ll solve this mystery in 10 minutes flat and even have time to help a woman that’s afraid of oranges.

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Father of the Year

/ March 5, 2007

kevin_federline.jpg While Britney Spears apparently tried to hang herself in rehab after she scribbled “666” on herself, KFed was partying in Las Vegas. He had already scheduled an appearance at Revolution at The Mirage and showed up to fulfill his obligations while Britney’s mom cared for SPF and JJ. He showed up shortly after midnight, drank, played a few of his song and left before 4am. Witnesses say he was on his best behavior. He also got the “Britney” do. It’s pretty messed up that he’s seriously looking like father of the year in all of this. Maybe this is all some decadent plan! You know Britney was sick of us thinking KFed was trash…so she decided to become the trashy one to make him look better. That way when they get back together, we’ll think he’s Prince Charming. Yeah, far fetched. Source

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Afternoon Crumbs

/ March 5, 2007

scarjowtf.jpg What was Scarjo thinking? – IDLYITW Kiki gets felt up at the beach and it’s not pretty – Hollywood Tuna Stream leaks from Tori Amos’ American Doll Posse – Popbytes Ryan Phillipe is a total DILF – Popsugar Kiki getting hit with a wave is priceless – Just Jared Celebrity coin slotsCityrag Bam Margera’s wife is almost naked – Hollywood Rag Jude Law got some weird French title – Mollygood A Mexican pop star comes outTowleroad Christina Ricci all nude in Black Snake Moan – Egotastic! Kelly Osbourne looking FUG – ASL

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