Aretha Franklin & Brandy
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 8th!!!
Obviously a number of contestants in the “Katie Holmes Look Alike Contest” had the same idea. – Miss Anonymous
Runner-up:
Some bitch is about to get shanked! The Fruit Flyz is straight up gangsta.- Sweetas
Thanks Peaches
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Raphael – A Spanish singer with a song named after my favorite word “Escandalo!”
For Nathalie
Birthday Sluts
Jennifer Aniston (39)
Kelly Rowland (27)
Matthew Lawrence (28)
Brandy (29)
D’Angelo (34)
Sheryl Crow (46)
Cary Lowell (47)
Burt Reynolds (72)
Tina Louise (74)
Leslie Nielsen (82)
Queen (Mess) Of The Grammys
Amy Wino won record of the year, song of the year, best new artist and pop female vocal performance at the Grammys on Sunday. She nearly swept the joint clean, but she lost best album. Wino performed from London and it was nice to see her crack shake on TV. She kept doing the detoxing-from-heroin-shimmy. It was like she had the evil in her and was trying to bounce it out. During her performance she also shouted out to her Blaaaake. Damn, she is dickmatized bad. She’s always got Blake on the brain. She accepted her award for record of the year on camera and thanked “my Blake incarcerated” while holding on to her mother. How romantic.
The look on her face was amazing. I was hoping she would fall to the ground and scream “Blaaaaaaaaakeeeeeee!”
Beyonce Needed To Sit Down
Beyonce and Tina Turner performed at the Grammys and I really wish it was just Tina. It started out kind of strange with Beyonce dancing around a chair and talking about the women of music. The weird part was that she was lip-synching the talking part. It was like watching an animatronic robot. The words didn’t quite match up with her mouth. Then Tina came out and all was alright again. She was like a little hunchback squeezed into some American Apparel bodysuit. She was hot. I mean, she even did “You Better Be Good To Me.” I can hear Tina sing “Hot kisses in the night” over and over again. Beyonce came out to join her for “Proud Mary.” Beyonce really should have stayed in the back with the background dancers and let Tina do her thing. Beyonce tries so fucking hard and Tina doesn’t have to. Tina forever!
Below is Beyonce sort of looking like M.I.A. with her hot ass sister Solange. Poor Solange. When is her time coming? When are Papa Knowles and Beyonce going to let her out of the basement?