Someone Sew Her Mouth Shut!!!

/ March 12, 2007

Sienna Miller is blaming Tourette’s syndrome on why she called Pittsburgh, Shitsburgh, last year. During an interview, Sienna went off on the Pennsylvania city where she was filming “Factory Girl.”

She said, “These things just come out. I think it might be mild Tourette’s, not to insult people who have proper Tourette’s, but I will say the most inappropriate things at the most inappropriate time to the most inappropriate person. Always. Guaranteed.”

No, I think it’s a major case of STUPIDSKANK-SYNDROME! The only cure for that is to get in your car and keep driving until you run into the ocean!

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Everyone Wants a Piece of Charlize

/ March 12, 2007

Charlize Theron is so hot that dogs, toddlers and boys want to get close to that. She was spotted outside her home this past weekend soaking in some sun. She’s even hot from a far.

In other Charlize news, she’s apparently in talks to play Marilyn Monroe in ANOTHER biopic. There were rumors that Charlize was going to play Anna Nicole Smith, but looks like that’s not happening thankfully.

Tom Hanks owns the rights to “Goddess” a biography about the late blonde icon and is hoping to cast Charlize in his screen adaptation. YES! I finally want to see this ho being the glamourpuss she really is. I’m so sick of her playing straight-up dogs. Leave those roles to Hilary Swank. Put on some sequins, make-up and live a little Charlize.

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JHud Needs to Learn to Keep Her Mouth Shut

/ March 12, 2007

I am so sick of this stupid bitch. First of all, she didn’t deserve to win the Oscar for “Dreamgirls.” She didn’t even deserve to be nominated. It’s an acting award not a damn singing award. She’s lucky she got that role and she only got it, because of “American Idol.” She’s now talking smack about the show that helped her become the success she is today. Before the Oscar show she said if she won she would thank the show for helping her get her foot in the door, but when the time came she didn’t even mention them.

When asked why, she said, “If I’d been any better at my job when I was at Burger King in my middle teens I wouldn’t be here either, so should I thank them too?”

YES! You should thank Burger King, because without them you wouldn’t be a fat pig and would have never been considered to play Effie if you weren’t. Ugh, I used to like her…but I’m over her. Now I know why Beyonce can’t stand her ass.

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Somebody’s Gonna Be Pregnant

/ March 12, 2007

Tracy Morgan recently made a guest appearance on some local El Paso, TX morning show and he looked straight-up high. It’s funny, but that’s crack humor. Everyone’s gonna get pregnant.

Tracy gets shirtless, so if you’re eating breakfast you might want to put that on layaway while you’re watching this.

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Madge to Show Her Vadge (Not Really) on TV

/ March 12, 2007

It was already confirmed that Madonna will guest-star on “Nip/Tuck” next season, but now she’s going to follow in pal Rosie O’Donnell’s vagina steps by getting it on with Julian McMahon. The 48-year-old will get fully naked for her sex scene and apparently can’t wait to show that she still has it.

A source said, “Madonna has the body of a woman half her age and is bound to be in a nude scene. She knew that when she agreed to do the show in the first place.”

Hey, I’d rather see her saggy vag than Rosie’s fat, juicy one. That being said, I’m so sick of older ladies trying to prove “they still have it” by showing off their t&a. So much for girl power when that’s how you gotta show you still have it going on.

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Snoop Dogg Gets Arrested Again

/ March 12, 2007

Snoop Dogg found himself in handcuffs yet again in Sweden along with his 20-something female friend. The Swedes locked him up for suspected drug use. That shit ain’t legal there? Snoop was brought in at 1:25am and released four hours later.

A Swedish copper said, “He was arrested for use of narcotics. It’s illegal in Sweden to use them, even to have it in your system. You can see that a person indicates that he has used narcotics in looking at his eyes or his movements. (Police) suspected that he had taken drugs.”

DAMN! They don’t mess around there. Somebody text Petey Doherty to never even look in Sweden’s direction. Shit, don’t even drink Swiss Miss hot chocolate.

Snoop was due to perform a concert in Sweden, but of course didn’t make it. He was stopped in a car with a foreign woman who was not named.

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