I really hope Cher stayed away from any open flames (Little Richard included) at last night’s Grammys, because her shit would’ve gone up. What the hell is that on her head? She looks like a She-Ra character. Her name could be Plastica-Messa. It’s like she brought her Castaspella doll to her wigmaker and said, “Give me this!”

That being said, Cher was the only bitch that made me laugh last night. She just needs to bury that dead cat on her head.

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In a new interview with Steppin’ Out magazine (via Page Six), Amy Fisher blasts Mary Jo Buttafuoco for making money off of what she did. Amy is responding to the comments Mary Jo made about Amy trying to make a quick buck with her new sex tape. Mary Jo said that Amy shot her in the face and is now making money off of it.

Amy responded, “Mary Jo is a nonentity. People are angry at me because I’m a millionaire. But guess what? So is Mary Jo! She made more millions off of what I did than what I made. I feel no sympathy for Mary Jo the multimillionaire! The fact that Mary Jo has a bullet in her head means nothing! I still have silicone in my boobs, and you don’t hear me complaining. She can’t feel her bullet, and I can’t feel my silicone.”

That’s right! Mary Jo should be sending Amy a monthly flower arrangement for shooting her in the face. Mary Jo should thank her lucky stars for Amy almost killing her. She should send Amy a build-a-bear for putting that bullet in her skull.

Amy may have silicone in her boobs, but she doesn’t have brains in her head.

Lily Allen has a new talk show on the BBC Three channel in the UK. The BBC were hoping that Lily’s new show would bring them a whole new audience. It doesn’t look like that’s going to happen. Apparently, her show sucks. Lily had a taping the other day and a third of the audience walked out, because they were “bored.”

One of the audience members who walked out told the Daily Mail, “Everyone really, really wanted it to work for Lily. She is such a lovely person but all the jokes fell flat and she seemed very nervous. It just did not work. I do think she’s got a nice voice but she didn’t sing at all. I think everyone was expecting she would.”

Another audience member said she read off of cue cards and then started rambling about how people attack her on the internet while she was interviewing a guest. It became about her.

Why do some of these people think they have the talent to branch out and do other things? Their ego needs to be put in check. Lily needs to stick to what she’s good at. She needs to make music and sing. Let the laugh makers do their job and she can do hers.

Lily was also seen out at a pre-Bafta party with a mystery dude with no lips.

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