The Writer’s Strike Is Over….Really Over…For Real This Time!

/ February 12, 2008

The writer’s strike is officially over! No more. Members of the Writers Guild voted 92.5% for the new deal. 3,492 voted yes and 283 voted no. The strike started on November 5th and has ended today. The WGA President said:

The strike is over. Our membership has voted, and writers can go back to work. This was not a strike we wanted, but one we had to conduct in order to win jurisdiction and establish appropriate residuals for writing in new media and on the Internet. Those advances now give us a foothold in the digital age. Rather than being shut out of the future of content creation and delivery, writers will lead the way as TV migrates to the Internet and platforms for new media are developed.”

He went on to say that writing can resume immediately. HOORAY! Everyone back to work. Go write new shit. Well, let’s get drunk first. I was going to do that anyway, but now I have a reason. I’ll drink to that.

Thanks Lauren

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There’s Only One Queen

/ February 12, 2008

Aretha Franklin is not happy and a hot dog with extra cheese is not going to put her in a better mood. Ok maybe it will, but it better have extra extra cheese. She’s pissed off, because during the Grammys Beyonce had the audacity to introduce Tina Turner as “the queen.” Aretha is known as the “queen of soul” and thinks only one queen can reign at a time.

Aretha issued this statement to People:

I am not sure of whose toes I may have stepped on or whose ego I may have bruised between the Grammy writers and Beyoncé, however I dismissed it as a cheap shot for controversy. In addition to that, I thank the Grammys and the voting academy for my 20th Grammy and love to Beyoncé anyway.”

Um…Aretha, if you stepped on anyone’s toes they would be dead. They would be dead and you would be in jail for killing them. That’s the truth.

Aretha is CRAZY! A cheap shot? She’s the only one that made an issue out of it. There can be many queens. Beyonce better watch it for real though. I wish Aretha would have slapped her. Hell, Aretha could have slapped from her where she was sitting. She just had to remove one of those titties and swung it around. Beyonce would have been knocked the hell out and Aretha would have been happy.

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Poor Little Rich Boy

/ February 12, 2008

Barron Hilton was finally bailed out of jail today at 6pm in Malibu. He was arrested this morning for DUI. His bail was originally set for $5,000, but went up to $5,000 due to the fact that he was driving with a fake drivers license. Those Hiltons are so smart. How fucking stupid can you be to give a police office a fake license? Fake licenses are for bars not cops!

PageSix.com reports that Kathy and Rick Hilton refused to put up the bail and wanted him to stay in jail, so he could learn a lesson. TMZ reports that Paris Hilton also refused to bail him out, because she thinks he needs to learn. Yeah, she’s the only Hilton that can get away with shit. Apparently, his friends went to a bail bondsman and sprung him free.

The 18-year-old will be in court in April. He was charged with a felony (for the fake license shit).

Teach him a lesson? Fucking please. This is probably what went down. Kathy and Rick told him that they don’t want to look bad in pubic, so they are going to “pretend” they are teaching him a lesson. They promised to buy him a Bentley and throw him a party once he gets out. You know, because the Hiltons are trying to change their shit image. That’s like me trying to grow a vagina. Not going to happen. Trust me, I’ve tried.

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The Britney Law

/ February 12, 2008

Britney might be getting a law named after her. That’s if L.A. City Councilman Dennis P. Zine gets his way. He is proposing that a “safety zone” be set up to protect public safety. The “bubble” would be built around celebrities, hospitals, traffic, businesses, homes, etc… He also wants to make all paps get licenses. If they violate the safety zone, they could get their license taken away and lose all the money they make from the photos.

Dennis told Radar, “The straw that broke the camel’s back is the $24,000 we spent to escort an L.A. City ambulance (with Brit in it) to the hospital. I’m not infringing upon the right to take a picture. I’m concerned about the impact they have on the general public.”

There’s already an”anti-stalkerazzi” law in California. If paps cause any kind of damage while taking pics of a celebrity they are responsible for three times the damage. They also lose any profit they would have made from take those pictures.

The new “Britney Law” will go to the committee by March 1.

They shouldn’t name it the Britney Law. This is not what she wants. Homegirl will cry if this shit gets passed. Her friends will have to go away. She can wave to them from afar, but it won’t be the same. Who will pump her gas? Who will escort her to the gas station restroom? Who will she date?

Thanks Leah

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