Afternoon Crumbs

/ February 26, 2007

jennajameson.jpg SICK! WTF is happening to Jenna Jameson? – Hollywood Tuna Hockey brawl!!! – College Humor Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore share a joint in bikinis – Egotastic! Fantasia’s big number from The Color Purple – Popbytes Brit Brit and hubby #1 had a threesome – Hollywood Rag Celine Dion sang some awful song at the Oscars last night – Just Jared Brangelina skips the Oscars because…. – Popsugar Britney’s death list? – IDLYITW How they get into the Oscars? – Mollygood Alan Arkin wished failure upon Abigail BreslinASL

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Not So Beautiful

/ February 26, 2007

0226_blunt_car_pcn.jpg During the early morning hours on Saturday, a man seeking an autograph from James Blunt had his foot ran over by the object of his desire. The autograph seeker waited for James to exit a pre-Oscar party at 2am. James and his girlfriend Peta Nemcova quickly drove off running over the dude’s foot. I guess they didn’t know what happened or they didn’t care, because James kept driving off. When asked about the incident James said, “You seem to know more about it than me!” and he walked away. I don’t know what’s worse. Being hit by James Blunt or having to listen to that stupid “You’re Beautiful” song over and over again. I’d rather be hit by a car. Source

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Hahaha! She Deserved It!

/ February 26, 2007

6.jpg Kathy Hilton apparently dropped major dough on Paris Hilton’s star-studded Birthday dinner at Prime Grill in Beverly Hills. Celebrity guests included Nicole Richie, Joel Madden, Paula Abdul, Courtney Love and of course, Fat Elvis. Everything was going well until Fat Elvis ruined that piece of trash’ party. Sources say that he started to lose it and began throwing flowers at Paula Abdul. WTF? A witness said, “Then he began bombing her with Styrofoam flower-holders. He was shouting, ‘Lick my [BLEEP], Paula!’ He started mocking her ancestry by speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent. Stavros and Paris tried to stop him. Paris said, ‘Shut up, you’re wasted!'” But it was too late. Abdul, who was due to sing “Happy Birthday,” made an early exit. ” You know you’re crazy when Paula Abdul can’t even party with you. Fat Elvis didn’t stop there. He turned his attention to Courtney Love. “He lifted her up so that she was straddling his waist. Her Chanel dress was riding up. Brandon was saying, ‘I want to squirt on you.’ He was humping Courtney in front of her daughter, Frances Bean. When he put her down, Courtney grabbed Frances and they marched out of the restaurant through the kitchen.” Shortly after that he was asked to leave. Apparently, Paris isn’t talking to him anymore. Hahaha! I only wish this was caught on video. Rich fuglies doing what rich fuglies do best, ruin life! God, Fat Elvis sucks at life big time. Source

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You’re Never Too Young For a Lapdance

/ February 26, 2007

1.jpg Like father like son! I guess Diddy doesn’t give a hell that his 12-year-old son gets lapdances from chicken heads. He’s 12, but Justin looks straight-up 8! I know 12yos aren’t playing with G.I. Joes anymore, but should they really be playing with ass in public like that? 12-year-olds are too young to get crabs in the eye. Seriously, I knew a ho that got a crab stuck in her eye from a lapdancer shaking his business in her face. Barf. 9.jpg Source: CL

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Virgie Gets Denied!

/ February 26, 2007

virgie.jpg Anna Nicole Smith’s mother, Virgie Arthur, filed papers on Friday to try and stop a judge’s decision. It was her last lame attempt to try and gain custody of Anna’s remains, so that she can be buried in Texas with her estranged family. That drama queen judge already awarded Anna’s remains to Dannielynn Hope and suggested she be buried with her son in the Bahamas. Today judge drama queen denied Virgie’s appeal and said, “Arthur seeks an indefinite stay and has shown no intent to expedite the proceedings.” Virgie needs to save the drama for Anna’s funeral. I’m sure she’s going to wail up a storm and throw her fat ass on Anna’s coffin while cameras film her every crocodile tear. Source

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Beat Those Hos!

/ February 26, 2007

wtf.jpg 23 members of DePauw University’s Delta Zeta sorority were kicked out because they were “insufficiently committed.” That’s sugared talk for meaning they were “fat”, “not white” or “fugly.” The NY Times reports:

Worried that a negative stereotype of the sorority was contributing to a decline in membership that had left its Greek-columned house here half empty, Delta Zeta’s national officers interviewed 35 DePauw members in November, quizzing them about their dedication to recruitment. They judged 23 of the women insufficiently committed and later told them to vacate the sorority house. The 23 members included every woman who was overweight. They also included the only black, Korean and Vietnamese members. The dozen students allowed to stay were slender and popular with fraternity men — conventionally pretty women the sorority hoped could attract new recruits. Six of the 12 were so infuriated they quit. “Virtually everyone who didn’t fit a certain sorority member archetype was told to leave,” said Kate Holloway, a senior who withdrew from the chapter during its reorganization. “I sensed the disrespect with which this was to be carried out and got fed up,” Ms. Holloway added. “I didn’t have room in my life for these women to come in and tell my sisters of three years that they weren’t needed.”

Why aren’t those girls in that picture busy beating down the asses of the “pretty ones.” They may be fat, but I’m sure they can easily kick the “perfect” out of those skinny bitches!

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