Dakota Fanning should not call herself a true thespian! Dakota and her little sister, Elle, were going to star alongside Cameron Diaz in “My Sister’s Keeper.” Nick Cassavetes will direct the story about a young girl who sues for emancipation from her parents after she learns she was only conceived as a genetic match for her sister who is dying of some illness.

Elle was set to play the young girl and Dakota was set to play her sick sister. The film also stars Alec Baldwin and Joan Cusack. Production begins this March.

Well, Dakota has pulled out of the movie and has taken her sister with her. Dakota refused to shave her head for the role. She reportedly “balked” when producers told her it was required. What the hell kind of actress is she?! I thought she was serious about her craft. The two will be replaced by Abigail Breslin and Sofia Vassilieva.

Dakota better watch it! She needs to step it up if she wants to be the next Meryl Streep. If she doesn’t she’ll be forced to act with CGI pigs! Oh, she’s done that. Ok, with broken legged race horsies! Oh she’s done that too. Her career is over.

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Star Magazine claims Britney Spears married Adnan Ghalib during their quick trip to Mexico a while back. The two had a secret wedding, but it doesn’t mean shit since Adnan is still legally married to AzLynn Berry. Star Magazine told Gatecrasher, “Our source on this was not in Rosarito Beach at the ceremony, but is very familiar with the fact that [wedding] documents exist.” I would hardly call a hand-written note by Britney on a napkin, a legal document. It probably says, “I Brit Brit Spears takes Adan Galeb ass my huzzband. I loves him and he luvz me. We iz married. Blimey!”

Star also claims Brit gave Adnan $250,000 to buy out AzLynn. Brit told her lawyers that she needed the money to buy a new Mercedes. She was really buying a new man. Well, he’s not really new. Kind of used actually. Like a dirty tampon.

It was probably like one of those “play weddings” you have when you’re a kid. You marry the boy down the street and your Cabbage Patch Doll is the priest and your Barbie doll is your maid of honor. Only Brit used an iguana wearing a sombrero as her priest. It probably made her laugh the whole time. Laugh and fart. I bet she’s a fucking pro at laughing and fart at the exact same time.

41-year-old Janet Jackson isn’t married, doesn’t have kids and isn’t planning on it anytime soon. Janet says she’s feeling the pressure to get married to troll boy and pop out troll babies, but she’s taking her time. She said, “I like where we are, and I’m happy where I am. I’ve done it twice before. I’m afraid I might be a jinx. I might be allergic to marriage.” I think she’s just allergic to trolls.

She’s also not worried about her biological clock. “I get so much pressure .. even my mother mentioned something to me the other day. But now you can have your eggs frozen and there are all sorts of things you can do. I’ve still got time so I think I’m okay. I’ve got to get a little more kid out of me first before I move on and be childish with my child.”

Janet already has a child! Troll Dupri! If she ever gets that maternal feeling, she can put a diaper on him, stick a rattle in his hand and a pacifier in his mouth. It’s the same thing practically! He would probably even start crying like a baby when you pinch his cheeks.

Besides, doesn’t Janet only have like 2 ribs now? That baby’s not going to have any support. Her pregnant belly is just going to hit the ground.

Source: People