Lily Allen fisted her mouth on her new show “Lily Allen & Friends.” Big deal! She doesn’t even take it all the way. Try it yourself. Take your fist to your knuckles. It’s easy. I can go past the knuckles. I can probably go to my wrist if there was a prize at the end. I can take a fist and massage my inner wrist with my tongue. Now that’s talent.

Lily’s show debuted last night on BBC Three and Cuba Gooding Jr. was her first guest. Yeah, she’s getting the big names. They are all running to be on her show. She’s going to have to fend off the A-listers with thatmighty fist of hers. Lily even got Cuba to take off his shirt. Sounds like real entertainment.

What the hell? Are we sure this is the BBC and not Minneapolis Public Access?

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