Nicole Richie is currently seeking help, because bitch can’t get fat. Her spokeswhore says this is not an eating disorder and she’s seeking treatment on why she can’t gain right.
“Nicole Richie has decided to undergo diagnostic treatment to determine why she’s not been putting on any weight. She is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition. It is important to Nicole that she achieves this goal in a healthy way as this is not a treatment for an eating disorder.”
Um….why don’t you try eating? That usually helps a bitch put on some pounds. Homegirl should live in Tennessee for like a week and she would gain like 25 pounds.
Annie Potts, Dixie Carter, Delta Burke and Jean Smart aka the Designing Women reunited last night at the Museum of Television and Radio for a Q&A. Everyone still looks majorly hot. However, Dixie Carter’s face has been pulled to Mars.
Let me just say that I have fallen in love with Chrystee Pharris. Her outfits look like they were made in home-ec class by her nieces and nephews. She’s an actress, but hasn’t done much. Me thinks she stays at home all day in her San Fernando Valley studio using construction paper and toothpicks to create her premiere party oufits. She wore this hideous frock at last night’s “Catch a Fire” premiere. I love her. She’s one to watch.
Extremely homosexual photos of Mario Lopez – Just Jared
My Little Pony Parker gears up for Halloweenies – Popsugar
Nicole’s threat to Keith – A Socialite’s Life
Evangeline Lilly has stub arms – Hollywood Tuna
Demi Moore sucks out the skin from her knees – IDLYITW
Cheap and easy celebrity costumes – Cityrag
Lauryn Hill and her hair sing at a private concert – Concrete Loop
Ok, Sienna looks pretty hot here – Egotastic!
You can catch Jessica Simpson on adultfriendfinder.com – Hollywood Rag
Jared Leto is on a rampage – BWE
The Olsens switch places – Mollygood
Synopsis: Brothers Carter (James D’Arcy) and Ellis Armstrong (Ethan Peck) have only each other and their rundown trailer home in the mountains outside of Albuquerque, New Mexico. But when their lonely lives are shattered by misfortune, their only hope is to return home to Tennessee and the father they once fled. In journeying through the Southwest, the brothers bond with determined waitress Krystal (Mariah Carey) and reconnect with their past.
This is going to be so good. I can’t wait to see this ho try to be the next Meryl Streep!
“It looked like I got completely butchered up. The areolas … they looked like goose-shaped eggs.”
*Editor’s Note* Geese everywhere are pissed!