Let’s Hope Homegirl Got a Prenup

/ January 1, 2007

I guess the rumors were true. Kate Moss married Pete Doherty in Phuket, Thailand today.

The Daily Mail reports:

The couple exchanged vows before a select few friends and family members in a forty minute ceremony held at their six star hotel villa overlooking the sea.

The presence of Miss Moss’s personal assistant perhaps to help plough through beaurocratic red tape – and Kate’s mother Linda and brother Nick being at the ceremony in Phuket – are being seen as an indication that a formal legally-binding ceremony took place.

After seeing in the New Year under a £100,000 fire works display alongside other hotel guests including the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, and her daughters Beatrice and Eugenie, the 32-year-old supermodel and Doherty, 27, retired to bed shortly before 1am, ahead of their big day.

Miss Moss is understood to have warned Doherty against late nights of drugs consumption in Thailand, where such behaviour can carry the death penalty.

Yesterday the pair were awoken with a room service breakfast before preparing, in different rooms, for the ceremony.

At 1.30pm Thai time – 6.30am UK time – the Babyshambles singer and Miss Moss exchanged vows in the picturesque private gardens of their five-bedroomed £4,500-per-night villa at the Amanpuri hotel.

Wearing a white Galliano shift dress and her blonde hair loose, Miss Moss looked on adoringly at her groom, who was dressed in an all-black linen suit and his trademark pork pie hat.

For the ceremony, the gardens and villa were decorated with flower petals, fragrant jasmine, orchids and a floral archway. White and pale pink lotus flowers decorated the pool.

With security at a maximum, staff guarded the perimeter of the villa, preventing any uninvited guests from wandering in.

It was unknown last week if Pete would even travel to Thailand, because of his legal problems in the UK. I hope Kate was smart enough to get a prenup. She’s worth apparently $50 million. What a dumb ass she is. He’s only going to snort and drink through her cash and what kind of father can he be to her daughter? Oh well, at least they probably had a really hot wedding reception filled with all the snow you can blow!

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Vote for December’s Hot Slut of the Month!

/ January 1, 2007

Take a moment from puking up your NYE Korbel to vote for December’s HS of the Month! We’ve got Padma Lakshmi from Top Chef, Religious hotness Joel Osteen, flat-chested Pandora Peaks and should-be-pulitzer-prize-novelist Danielle Steele

Happy Voting! Results will be announced on Friday.

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Pamela Anderson Gets Passed Around

/ January 1, 2007

Pamela Anderson may already have a new piece after dumping Kid Rock. Pamela hosted Tao’s NYE party in Las Vegas last night and was on the arm of longtime friend Chuck Zito. Chuck is an actor and Hells Angel member. Sources say that Chuck (in the blue shirt) and Pamela were all over each other last night. Pamela was also all over Usher, Pauly Shore and Anna Nicole Smith’s alleged baby daddy, Larry Birkhead.

Pamela may be used goods, but she’s doing her thing. She could do a lot better than Chuck though. Maybe he’s got a dick like a horse. We know she likes them big. She would be better off with Usher. I’m sure he knows what he’s doing in the sack.

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Brenda Walsh is Getting Old

/ January 1, 2007

Gobble Gobble! Turkey neck alert! Shannon Doherty showed her age on the Carson Daly show last week. She’s 35, but her neck is 75. Actually, who cares? At least she’s not all stretched apart, looking like a botox monster. I’d still hit it, but only from the back.

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Britney Spears Almost Died on New Years!!!

/ January 1, 2007

Less than one hour after midnight, last night, Britney Spears collapsed at Pure in Las Vegas and may have been rushed to a hospital. It was reported that Britney had hosted the countdown and then retreated to the club’s outdoor VIP area. Sources say that she was talking with one of her dancers and told him she wanted to leave. She got up and then collapsed in a dead faint on the floor. Her security guards and dancer wrapped her in some poncho and ushered her out of the club.

A source said, “It appeared as if she was being dragged as she wasn’t walking under her own speed. It looked as if they wanted to get her up to her hotel room as soon as possible.”

An ambulance was summoned to the hotel two hours later, but it is unknown if that was for Britney.

That’s what hard drinking and coke does to you kids. I can’t believe the hotel didn’t crash into a million pieces when she hit the ground. Strong thunder thighs. Oh well, can’t say I feel sorry for her ass. She probably just wanted to create some attention. If she would’ve stayed at home with her kids like a good mom instead of trying to be a party girl, stuff like this woldn’t happen. Dumb ass.

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Used

/ January 1, 2007

WHY, WHY and WHY?! Lindsay Lohan is trying to destroy us all. What is going on in her head, besides a rollercoast coke party? I mean….leave your outfits in the 80s!!! I think she really broke into my mom’s house, went into the garage, rifled through the bags of old clothes and popped out this little number. I mean…..and hanging out with Scott Storch isn’t helping. Anyway, that’s how she spent in NYE in Miami. I’m sensing a lot of tension in the nose area too.

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