KFed who? – USA Today
H&M doesn’t learn their lesson and gives Madonna another shot at designing a clothing line even though that track suit thing failed miserably – INO
Courtney Love realizes her chunk – Mollygood
The “Beast” from Beauty and the Beast molests a youngster! – Gawker
Fantasia hates on Jennifer Hudson – SOW
Us Weekly is reporting that Joel Madden is now dating Nicole Richie. Joel recently broke it off with another skinny bone jones, Hilary Duff. The two were spotted last week at Teddy’s in Hollywood. They were hugging and dancing and laughing…blah…blah..blah
They continued the next night when they were spotted with Joel’s brother, Benji Madden, and his girlfriend. The brothers double dated at the Polo Lounge in Los Angeles.
Hilary now Nicole? He has a small peen. Seriously, that’s what my two cents. He needs to get with chicks that make his wang look bigger. A small dick next to Hil and Nicole probably looks huge.
Dakota Fanning traveled to France to shoot this fairytale inspired spread in January’s Vanity Fair Magazine. The spready was shot by the weirdness that is Karl Lagerfeld. She played like several fairy princesses from Cinderella to Sleeping Beauty. I used to get freaked out by her and then I saw on her on like Regis & Kelly and homegirl is just a normal 11-year-old. I kind of like her now and hope she doesn’t start smoking crack next year and running dps and shit like her peers. That would be sad.
Oprah is not happy. She’s been left off the guest list for ANOTHER TomKat wedding. The two crazies are holding a special Wedding party this Saturday in Los Angeles for everyone that couldn’t make it to Italy. Oprah said that she understands why she wasn’t invited to Italy, because space was limited. Even though 500 guests were invited including JLo who really isn’t a TomKat friend.
A spokeswhore for the big O has confirmed that she hasn’t been invited to Saturday’s event either. Tom better watch himself, because he’s sooooo not going to be invited when Oprah finally marries Gayle.
Ugly Betty has some new hotness in their cast in Rebecca Romijn. She will play the mysterious veiled woman that has been working with Vanessa Williams’ character to take over Mode magazine. The character has already been on the show, but her face has been covered and her voice has been supplied by a different actress. She begins work on Monday and her first episode will air in February.
It is believed that the mysterious woman is Faye, the ex-editor of Mode who was said to be killed in an accident.
Meh. It’s just not the same that she’s no longer Rebecca Romijn Stamos. It took me so long to get used to that now that she’s Rebecca Romijn Lettuce again it’s just so difficult. That being said, I’d hit that…but only from the back.
Lindsay Lohan needs to lay off the oxycontin and freon or whatever the hell she’s sniffing, because homegirl has definitely lost the last few brain cells she had in her brain. She apparently sent a rambling e-mail to her friends and lawyers. In the e-mail she insists that Al Gore will help her get clean. WTF?! She’s not global warming! Ok, she sort of is.
Page Six obtained this strange letter, “Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let’s find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. Let’s sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character.”
After doing a few more lines, she goes on, “Our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people . . . because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see.”
She also mentions wanting to take someone she calls LR for what they have done to her. L. Ron Hubbard? Yeah, makes sense again.
She closed with saying that she wanted to hold a press conference, “I am at such a young and tender age in a woman’s life. It’s enough already, I’ve had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change.” I mean…she makes it so easy. I think someone needs to take away her Blackberry, Macbook, car keys, credit cards, wallet, lighters, rolling papers, purse, nose, eyes, vagina and then she’d be ok! Seriously, she’s scaring me. I know a coke-fueled letter when I see one.