Sally Kirkland dresses like a 6-year-old gay boy going through his mother’s closet. Yes, I am speaking from experience so shut your fat hole. She doesn’t give a fuck and she is so hot. She was spotted at the ACLU Partnership Awards last night, but it could’ve been the opening of a Denny’s and she would’ve shown up. On a sidenote, is it gross to eat raw hots dogs? Because I just did.
Rachel Bilson? – SOW Cliff Clavin replaces Big Pussy – iVillage Nicole Kidman knows how to castrate bulls. I think Tom Cruise was her first guinea pig – ICYDK Kate and Pete like to eff everywhere – CW Why did Posh go blonde? – INO Madonna’s just jealous – Gabsmash
Earlier, I called those bank robbing teenage girls…hot. I take it back. I think they were using that cash for some meth, because hos have a serious case of METH FACE. Source Thanks Kelly
Anna Nicole Smith’s funeral is currently underway in the Bahamas and TMZ has all the coverage you need from top to bottom including Slash making a cameo. WTF? Anyway, TMZ is reporting that Vergie Arthur has filed another petition in a Bahamas courtroom to stop the funeral. The hearse carrying Anna which was just moments away from the church has stopped. Vergie really really wants her daughter buried in Texas and she was already denied a few times. Why can’t this woman leave her daughter to be buried in peace? Why does she care? Vergie needs to stop making it about her fat ass! Vergie go eat a banana split and leave your daughter alone. For real. Doesn’t this woman care that her daughter’s body is decomposing faster than a peen touching Paris Hilton’s twat? I mean she needs to be laid to rest already! UPDATE – Thankfully Vergie was denied by a judge. The funeral will go as planned!
I only got 1 out of 4 in my American Idol predictions yesterday, but I had kind of hoped Antonella Barba’s sweaty vagina would be given the heave-ho. That wasn’t the case. I’m telling you that this twat is going all the way to the Final 12 and probably further. Bitch can’t SING! What’s even more disturbing is that she chooses to sing a Celine Dion song! When you can’t sing you choose a Britney or a Madonna song. Anyway, thanks to pictures
that she leaked leaked all over the internet…she’s sticking around. Ugh, you know the other girls hate her ass! Last night when they were saying goodbye to one of the other girls, Antonella was sort of standing by herself. They hate her ass! Even Paula sort of hinted to America that it was a “singing competition” and not a damn America’s Favorite Slut competition. Get rid of this bitch!!! You have the power!
Paul McCartney exited court yesterday holding up a “peace sign” prompting some to think this was a good sign. Paul met with his peg-legged bitch of an ex-wife to discuss settlement amounts. Heather apparently wants upwards of $50 million. She claims she’s broke and is giving her “Dancing with the Peg Legs” money to charity. Yeah, the charity being The Heather Mills is a Straight-Up HO Foundation. A source said, â€œShe believes strongly that McCartney shoud be responsible for the safety of his family and she wanted the court to sort out a temporary agreement. This important step shows they are both open to negotiation.” Source