Jennifer Aniston’s Secret Admirer

/ February 14, 2008

Jennifer Aniston has been celebrating Valentine’s Day every single day for the last month. You see, somehow has been sending her a bouquet of flowers every day. A dog walker in the neighbor told The Sun that she walks by every morning and sees a new batch of flowers.

She said, “I walk by every morning and see beautiful flowers sitting by the gate. There’s always a card with them. Everyone knows this has been going on for weeks now, but only Jennifer knows who is sending them – and she’s not saying.”

She’s probably sending them to herself! Actually, it’s probably Angelina Jolie. She signs the card “To Jen, You are gorgeous. Love, I.P Freely.” Jennifer says the name out loud in front of everyone and they all laugh at her.

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It’s A Bird…It’s A Plane…

/ February 14, 2008

No, it’s a dumb ass slut! Super Whore! Jordan showed off her new boobs at a signing for Jordan: Pushed to the Limit today. Those breasts have been pushed to the limit, because I see some nip!

Pushed to the Limit is Jordan’s third autobiography. Yeah, her life is so interesting that she needs three books about it. Here’s the description:

In ‘Jordan: Pushed to the Limit’ Katie Price reveals a truly intimate portrait of her sensational, rollercoaster life Although happily married to Peter Andre, the past few years have been troublesome for Katie. She has overcome a string of fiercely emotional challenges: she has battled post-natal depression, endured a traumatic miscarriage and continually fought fears for the safety and health of her children and husband. It has all undoubtedly taken its toll on her and placed great strains on her relationship.

Sounds like a must (NOT) read.

Wenn

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Jane Fonda Drops The C-Word On TV

/ February 14, 2008

Jane Fonda was on “Today” this morning to talk about the Vagina Monologues. Jane talked about how she was asked to do the show and said, “I was asked to do a monologue called CUNT.” Nobody seemed to bat an eye! Meredith sort of giggled. I guess cunt is a common word on the Today set. Oh, how I love old ladies saying cunt. It’s almost as good as old ladies saying felch.

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