On February 24th Orlando’s Downtown Disney Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique, a high-end spa for kids, will offer Hannah Montana makeovers. For $109.95 you get your picture taken while holding a guitar, wearing a cheap wig and Hannah Montana costumes.

I don’t know what’s more stupid! A high-end spa for kids or paying $109 to get your kids’ picture taken in a costume you can probably buy at Toys ‘R Us for $30. Someone call God and tell him just to push the button. It’s time. We have done all we need to do.

That little girl is actually pretty cute though. FUCK! Disney has done it to me again. They are making me believe their cheap theatrics and whoring for money is actually adorable.

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OK! Magazine has pictures from Backstreet Boy, Howie Dorough, and his new bride, Leigh Boniello, on their honeymoon at Sandals in Antigua. We already get wedding pics from celebskanks, then baby pictures and now honeymoon pictures? What’s fucking next? First colonic pictures? They should do that actually. They could be sitting their with shit grins (literally), holding a glass of champagne with a tube full of yellow liquid behind them. It would be touching.

By the way, she’s younger than him! But what does her birth certificate say?

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Paula Abdul is not happy with her video for “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow.” Quick! Somebody get a camera on her. I feel another meltdown coming on. According to MSNBC’s The Scoop she is completely disappointed. A completely disappointed Paula probably means she fired at least 2 staff members, screamed at her dogs and probably peeled some of her wallpaper off the wall.

A source said, “She doesn’t think it’s Heidi Montag-bad, but she’s still trying to pretend like it didn’t happen. If Randy (Jackson) wasn’t involved, she’d be more vocal about it, but she does appreciate the fact that he was involved.” Heidi Montag bad? Heidi doesn’t even count as a music video. It’s a straight-up snuff film, because it killed me softly.

Paula just needs to have a drank and settle down. She fucked up the video, only because Scat Cat was not in it. Paula is nothing without Scat Cat and as soon as she realizes this, she’ll be better off.

I must say that as soon as I heard this shitty song I was dancing like there’s no tomorrow and I still haven’t stopped.

Watch Johnny Knoxville almost lose his nuts. It’s not as sexy as it sounds – SOW

Janet does Jacko for Vibe Magazine – Concrete Loop

Even Schwarzenegger is a fan of Anderson Cooper’s biceps – Towleroad

Becks is shirtless in Hawaii without Posh – Lainey Gossip

Mandy Moore is scared of traveling alone – ICYDK

Sheryl Crow thinks rehab will be loads of fun – Celebitchy

Wimp! Rachel Bilson was terrified by her sex scene – Popoholic

Nicole Kidman wants to make more movies for her kids – I’m Not Obsessed

Janet Jackson may be making the biggest mistake of her life by marrying Troll Dupri. Ok, that wouldn’t be the biggest mistake of her life. The biggest mistake of her life was making “Poetic Justice.” I take that back. Hearing Janet say “you wanna smell my punane” made the movie. Anyway, Page Six reports that Janet has been looking at bridal gowns. She recently hit up Badgley Mischka for samples.

A source said, “She’s preparing for her private nuptials.” Who the hell are these sources and why do they talk like dictionary robots?

This would be Janet’s third wedding if it happens. Don’t do it Janet! Don’t marry the troll. Ok you can marry him, but only if you build the whole theme on him. A troll wedding! I want guests to sit on little toadstools, drink berry juice and dance a jig. The Olsens can be the flower trolls.

Let’s have a little moment of silence for Old Jordan. She is officially gone. The Jordan we have all come to know and love has been replaced by this thing. Actually, I shouldn’t say “we,” because I’m the only one that was into her ass and I was shoving her down your eyeballs.

Seriously, what happened? She’s turned into Lindsay Lohan. She’s even dressing like her, but even more Long Island. Somebody get Harvey! He needs to come over and tell this new Jordan to “fuck off!” Seriously.

Here’s Lindsay Jordan whoring out her new book. Don’t buy that shit. I’ll give you the book in 34 words, “My name is Jordan and I am an attention whore. Everything I say in this book is shit and was only said to make cash, so I can get more plastic surgery. The End!” You’re welcome.