Thanks to all of you who sent me this truly ravishing chola beauty from The Smoking Gun. You know what I like. It’s strange, because she has office manager hair, but chola eyebrows. It’s like she’s in chola recovery. Nobody should be in chola recovery!

This woman obviously has amazing technique. It’s like she sat in front of the mirror with a picture of Maleficent from “The Sleeping Beauty” and spent hours trying to get it just right. That is Sharpee dedication. Excuse her beauty!

I wonder what she was arrested for? Assault with a deadly eyebrow? Yeah, probably.

Jordan talks about sex so much that it’s only natural she come out with a line of toys and condoms. Too bad she’s the only slag that’s going to use it. Jordan has applied to the UK Intellectual Property Office to have her logo registered for use on products like dildos, vibrators, massage devices and condoms. She’s also planning on launching more toys and a fruit machine. A fruit machine!

She already has a fruit machine! His name is Peter Andre.

Jordan once said that Peter Andre’s dick was the size of a cable TV remote, so I’m pretty sure she will come out with a Peter Andre vibrator remote! Change the channel with your clit!

I also hope she’s coming out with a line of barf bags, because that’s what most people will be reaching for after seeing her face on a dildo box.

Source: The Sun

It’s not all blowjobs and racial slurs in the Big Brother 9 house. Last night, someone almost died! Ok, not really, but she started to freak out. Amanda is currently on SLOP this week. SLOP is basically like oatmeal diarrhea. Anyway, she started complaining about how she has hypoglycemia and she needs some sugar in her system. Amanda and Cheri Oteri (she’s not really Cheri, but her evil twin) start walking to get some “sugar with water” when she collapses and starts going into a seizure. Cheri immediately runs for help and tells the other, “Amanda fainted or something! She’s hypoglaucomic!” I think her eyes are fine Cheri. They are obviously not working right now, because she’s passed the fuck out, but the eyeballs are ok I’m sure.

Luckily Amanda lives. She’s taken to the hospital and returns later. I’ve been saying that this slop shit is really going to fuck someone up. Laaaawsuiiiit! Actually, Amanda probably signed something saying that if she dies or anything CBS is not to blame. One of the other girls, Allison, was also taken to the doctor for being ill.

The action is around 4:30 on the video above.

Source: JokersUpdate

Sharon Stone is obviously trying to tell us something. She usually attends events wearing something animal-inspired. To last night’s A Diamond Is Forever party, Sharon wore zebra print, fur and a fucking peacock purse. Obviously, this ho wants to become an animal. I say we cage the bitch and give her what she wants. We can visit her every now and again and throw peanuts at her. I know you’re not supposed to do that at the zoo, but you can do that to Sharon. She won’t mind. Don’t let her ex-husband visit her though! He almost got his foot bitten off by a Komoda Dragon and Sharon will probably do worse. It’s best he stay away.

Here’s Sharon looking like she’s going to a MILF slumber party last night.