15-year-old Jennifer Mee of Florida started hiccuping on January 23rd and didn’t stop. She claims that she tried absolutely everything from pickle juice to breathing in a bag and she even had to stop going to school. How convenient! Well, yesterday at around 5pm her ass stopped. No one knows why it stopped. Hmm…I wonder why? Her mother probably finally said “Here’s a $50 if you stop, you’re ruining my American Idol viewing.”
Will these reality skanks ever learn? – Cityrag Posh’s Shirt 1, Breasts 0 – Hollywood Tuna Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson take their love on the road – Popsugar John Travolta is intensly gay – Hollywood Rag Those Victoria’s Secret models are so annoying – Egotastic! Patrick Dempsey’s need for speed – Just Jared Hugh Grant’s doomed romance – Mollygood Alfredo fest – College Humor Orlando Bloom continues to “canoodle” with Penny Cruz – IDLYITW
Foxy Brown escaped jail time this morning. Foxy met with a Judge in Manhattan to discuss violating her parole by traveling outside of the state. That little trip outside of the state landed her in a Florida beauty shop where she was arrested for allegedly attacking police hos and resisting arrest. Foxy pleaded guilty and could have faced a year in the clink for the violation, but the judge gave her another shot. Hahaa…that woman next to Foxy is like “Fuck! That dumbass judge! I was hoping I would be free of her ass for a year!” Foxy still has to answer to the charges in Florida. Source
Dear Kate Moss, Your boyfriend loves crack more than you. Sorry. No hard feelings. Love and Kittens, Michael K PS – You looked hot at the NME Awards in London today…NOT!
My American Idol predictions last week were way off. I’m trying to redeem myself this week, although my ass will probably be wrong again. For the chicks I chose Gina Glockson as going home. First of all, her arm hair bothers me. Second of all, if you’re going to butcher a “Heart” song at least do it on a hot dress. I also chose Haley Scarnato for the sole reason that her hair needs a break. Crimping? She sealed her fate. For the dudes I went with Nicholas Pedro, because I have no idea who that is. I also went with Jared Cotter, because his eyebrows really need a trim. I can’t look at those anymore. Oh and none of them can really sing.
on changing his niece’s diaper: “I wanted to see what it was like. So she handed me my niece and I put her down on the changing table and I un-knotted her organic diaper. I really never knew, and I am naive, of course, but I never knew that it was orange. I have a very short gag reflex. So when I saw it (I started gagging). I (was gagging) and handed her back!” Source Thanks Gus