I Don’t Know Who Nick Zano Is, But He’s Hot

/ April 23, 2007
 
I guess Nick Zano is some F-list actor who was on Seventh Heaven or something. He's hot and he's dating Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach. Why is it that when girls start to get more famous they totally start looking like porn stars?
 
Kristin was cute and now she's gotten more fake hair, blonder and skinnier. She's just a DP away from winning AVN's Starlet of the Year.
 
Here's these two at Movieline's Young Hollywood Awards last night.
 
 
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Just Stop

/ April 23, 2007
 
Dear Katharine McPeePee,
 
Stop bringing sexy back. You're about as sexy as a wet fart in a hot car.
 
xxoxoMichael K
 
PS – There should be a rule that once you're voted off of American Idol you can never be heard from AGAIN! Like this should be a law. They should send them to some island where the native animals are deaf, so they don't have to be subjected to those hideous voices.
 
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The Joker

/ April 23, 2007
 
Apparently, this is the first clear look at Heath Ledger as The Joker in Batman. Rumor is that this is just a make-up test and concept. I hope so, because the resident drag queen at my local MAC store can do a better job than that.
 
I still can't wait for this movie and I don't know why. I wish Catwoman was in it and I wish Lewis the cat was playing her.
 
Source: ONTD
 
 
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Beautifully Grouchy

/ April 23, 2007
 
ScarJo hosted SNL this past weekend with musical guest Bjork. I almost watched it, just in case that Icelandic crazy lost her shit. SNL is too boring and too painful to watch. I heard ScarJo was sort of funny and her breasts turned it out.
 
Here she is arriving at the after-party looking like she's going to beat some ass. That being said, she dresses like a 45-year-old secretary. The kind that "almost made it in Hollywood" when she was younger. The kind that gives the boss blowjobs at lunchtime. Still hot.
 
 
 
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The Most Expensive Movie Ever Made

/ April 23, 2007
 
Spider-Man 3 will be a huge hit when it opens on May 4th. There's no doubt about that. The last film grossed over $1 billion worldwide.  Radar is reporting that the movie cost a mind-boggling $500 million to put together including production costs and marketing. Insiders say production alone cost $350 million.
 
A rep from Sony says it only cost $270 million. Only?! Producer Laura Ziskin said, "I refuse to say the [real] number because it makes me choke. 'Spider-Man 3' was a super-expensive movie – the most expensive film we've ever made. But there's no way you can get to $300 million."
 
I'm sure making Kiki Dunst look halfway decent cost at least $80 million.
 
Source: Page Six and Radar
 
 
 
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