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For Marc

Billy Zane (42)
Lleyton Hewitt (27)
Bonnie Somerville (34)
Kristin Davis (43)
Todd Field (44)
Michelle Shocked (46)
Steve Jobs (53)
Helen Shaver (57)
Edward James Olmos (61)
Barry Bostwick (62)

Angelina Jolie doesn’t need to bother making any statements or confirmations, her belly already did it for her. I’m pretty sure that’s what she was going for. She knew all she had to do was put on a tight dress and all cameras would be on her. Bitch knows what she’s doing. Well, that’s that. The one that needs to give the statement is Brad Pitt for that damn wig or weave on his head.

What the hell is going on with his look? I’m expecting him to pick me up in his Stingray, hand me a pair of red aviator sunglasses, tell me I’m such a pretty lady and then make me sniff some white stuff. His looks has 1970s road rapist written all over it. I think it’s the weave!

Here’s Angie and Brad at the Independent Spirit Awards today in Santa Monica, CA.

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