What the Hell Kind of GD Outfit is This?!

/ December 11, 2006

Matthew McConagay pretty much dressed in character for his “We Are Marshalls” press junket this weekend. I hope this is a joke, but this is a good way to dispel gay rumors. No self-respecting fag would dress like this. Well, I might but just for sex fantasies. Oh yeah and I’m not a self-respecting fag.

That being said, I’d still let him tap it from the back.

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Ryder Got the Rachel!

/ December 11, 2006

Kate Hudson said she wasn’t cutting Ryder’s hair, because of some Jewish thing or whatever. Tradition, if you will. Anyway, she gave Ryder a little trim and debuted his new look at the airport. Much better I say.

Riddle me this, is it weird for a 3-year-old to still be on a pacifier? I’m the wrong person to ask, because I’m still on a pacifier. Except they’ve taken different shapes and sizes and colors…well you get it.

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JLo to Adopt?

/ December 11, 2006

JLo has denied that she’s receiving IVF treatments in order to get knocked up, but she may be looking to start a family another way. Sources close to JLo and her husband, Skeletor, claim that she’s in the process of adopting a child from Puerto Rico.

The couple are looking to Puerto Rico, because both of their parents are from there. A source said, “Jen and Marc are dying to have kids but it just doesn’t seem to be working for them. Jen realizes she’s not getting any younger, so they’ve jointly decided that adoption may be the answer to their prayers.”

They are having difficulty? Well, the difficulty is that skeletons don’t have sperm and frigid bitches can’t have kids! I think that if they are going to adopt a baby, they should at least have Marc wear a mask fulltime. What poor infant wants to look death in the eye at such a young age?

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Britney Goes Bottle Brown, Forgets Bra

/ December 11, 2006

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Britney Spears played with a little Herbal Essence and went brunette. She remembered to put on the panties, but forget to put on the bra. Without a bra she doesn’t really need panties, cause those low hangers can cover her bagina.

She partied until 5am with her friends and then ran for the border at Taco Bell. Just what her gut needs, pintos and cheese.

That being said, I know she’s partying and blah blah blah…but can’t she do it with better clothes on?

She looks much hotter with that Jamaica flag blanket or whatever on her head.

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