Birthday Sluts

October 30, 2006 / Posted by:

Gavin Rossdale (39)
Eva Pigford (22)
Ivanka Trumt (25)
Mark and Michael Polish (36)
Nia Long (36)
Kevin Pollack (49)
Harry Hamlin (55)
Henry Winkler (61)


Truly Awful Music: Chestica Simpson

October 29, 2006 / Posted by:

I find that many websites and blogs talk about what great music is out there and so I’m going to focus on the shitty music that’s out there. I mean, there’s trash that’s so bad it’s good. This little diddy does not fall into that category. This is from Chestica Simpson’s latest album, A Public Affair, and is a cover of the Dead or Alive classic, You Spin Me Round. This should have never seen the light of day and I’m guessing that Papa Joe thought it would be a really hot idea. It kind of sounds like if you took an old queen, a used up synthesizer and really crusty panties and blended them up together. Yeah, this is what it would sound like.

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Click here if you really hate yourself and want to download it.

I Kind of Love Jamie Lee Curtis

October 29, 2006 / Posted by:

The 13th Annual Dream Halloween event was held in Santa Monica, CA yesterday and brought out the Dlisters!! Jamie Lee Curtis went all out as some sort of pirate king thing. I love the fact that this ho doesn’t care. She’s fug as hell and looks like a fool, but bitch don’t care. Dakota Fanning kind of creeps me out as Snow White.

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What Kind of Costume is This?!

October 29, 2006 / Posted by:

Blohan showed off what I’m thinking is a Halloween costume last night. I’m not sure what she’s dressed as. She probably is wearing the pajamas of some dude she screwed the night before and only Hugh Hefner has jammies like that, so she fucked his ass.

TMZ also reports that her ass had a rough night:

At 6:45 am, a TMZ spy spotted Lindsay at Olive and Sunset in Hollywood, near a dog park. Lindsay was sitting in her parked black Cadillac Escalade and our spy, who was walking his dog, could see Lohan through the tinted windows, “freaking out” and talking on her phone. Then, Lohan called our spy over and told him that two men in a silver Toyota 4Runner — parked behind her — had been following her for the last two hours, trying to “hit” her vehicle. Our spy reports that “she seemed out of it,” that it appeared she’d been out all night, and that she’d clearly been crying, with mascara running down her face. “I’ve called the cops,” said Lindsay of her alleged pursuers. “But the cops can’t catch them.” What Lindsay didn’t even realize in her reduced state was that the two men in the Toyota were actually paparazzi. Our spy saw them snapping away. And, he says, as their vehicle started to creep up on Lindsay’s Escalade, she shifted into drive, hit the gas and took off. The paparazzi followed her.

Oh Gawd. Somebody get this crackhead some help! I’m sure since it was so early this morning she was on her way to church!
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Angry Pregnant Bitch Alert!

October 29, 2006 / Posted by:

Stella McCartney reportedly flew into a rage after Heather Mills’ allegations that Paul McCartney hit her mother, the late Linda McCartney, Sources say that Stella flew into a cursing rage at the family home.

Stella was overheard saying, “I’ll kill the bitch. “I can’t believe what she’s doing, I’m going to kill her. She’s been a manipulative cow from day one. The cow won’t be happy until she destroys all of us – and our memories of our mother.”

Despite, the tension between Paul and Heather the pair sucked it up for their daughter’s birthday. They kept their distance from each other and didn’t speak…

Heather better watch out for Stella. Bitch is pregnant and there’s nothing more terrifying than a ghetto, pregnant woman. Stella’s going to whoop Heather’s gimp-ass in between bites of brownie squares.


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