Sharon Stone Pisses Off Norway

/ December 12, 2006

Sharon Stone really pissed off the Norweigans when she did a no-no at the Nobel Peace Prize dinner in Oslo. Norweigan custom calls that if a member of the Royal family attends an event, all guests must arrive before them. It was not expected that any member of the family would attend the dinner, but the King and Queen were invited by the prize winner Muhammad Yunus.

The King and Queen arrived to the event and every guest was there except for Sharon Stone. She arrived ten minutes after them creating chaos.

One guest said, “When the king is invited to such an event, guests need to have a very good reason for arriving after he does. I’m sure that if she didn’t have a good reason, she’ll be sorry about it. But when that’s said, I would think the king will be fairly relaxed about her blunder.”

Because of her mistake she has been sent to the guillotine and unfortunately we will never get a Basic Instinct 3. Please, who cares? Rules are made to be broken. Don’t they understand it takes a lot of time to look that old?


Read more…

Foxy is Too Good for Probation

/ December 12, 2006

Rapper Foxy Brown was sentenced to probation after a fight in a nail salon two years ago. She was asked to appear in court yesterday for violating her probation. She was sentenced to three years probation and isn’t showing up to meetings with her probation officer, isn’t attending anger management classes and isn’t testing for drugs.

A lawyer for the Department of Probation said that Foxy told them, ‘I’m not like them (others on probation).'”

Foxy appeared in court without a lawyer yesterday and the judge would not let her speak until her lawyer was present. She told reporters outside that this all started, because she asked her probation officer if they could meet somewhere else besides his Brooklyn office. Her probation officer said that she complained that she was expected to sit and wait with “all kinds of criminals” without her own security.

Foxy said, “My safety was in jeopardy. I asked can we make another plan, and he said I had to sit there like every other probationer. I didn’t think they were going to throw me in with the wolves.”

“I have never violated probation. This is happening to me because I’m Foxy Brown.”

Nooo, this is happening to you because you are a stupid ass bitch! Foxy doesn’t realize that the world doesn’t care about her stupid ass anymore and they have moved on to bigger and better things. She should’ve thought about all of this before beating a ho down in a nail salon. The criminals should be afraid of her ass not the other way around.


Read more…

Meet Sasha

/ December 12, 2006

Beyonce has confessed that she has a sexy alter ego named Sasha. During an interview for “Dreamgirls” she introduced this Sasha character.

She said, “I become someone else when I’m onstage. I call that stage persona ‘Sasha.’ I wouldn’t like Sasha if I met her off stage.” She’s “too aggressive, too strong, too sassy, too sexy! I’m not like her in real life at all. I’m not flirtatious and super-confident and fearless like her. What I feel onstage I don’t feel anywhere else. It’s an out-of-body experience. I created my stage persona . . . so that when I go home, I don’t have to think about what it is I do. Sasha isn’t me. The people around me know who I really am.”

Is Sasha 25 and Beyonce is 35? Ok, that makes sense then. So last night was the Los Angeles premiere of “Dreamgirls” and I couldn’t find any pictures of Beyonce posing with Jennifer Hudson. There might be some, but still. Is this bitch still sour about JHo winning all of the critics over?

sasha4.jpg sasha3.jpg sasha3.jpg

sasha2.jpg sasha6.jpg sasha7.jpg

Source & Image Source

Read more…

alt="drupal analytics" >