Hot Slut Of The Week: Susanna Sievinen
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Original Date of HS of the Day: February 17, 2008
Claim to Fame: I don’t have much information on this hot piece. I know Susanna was married to Jan Sievinen, a former Olympic swimmer, and after they divorced she became a fixture on the tabloid scene. She’s apparently known for being a drunk and a slut!
Where is she now? Susanna currently how a book out about how all women should be treated like Princesses. She is also selling herself on a Finnish auction site. That’s not very princess-like!
Why is she HS of the Week? Her quote about how beautiful women have a hard time with being pregnant, because they aren’t used to being ugly is so poetic and true. She should go down in history for that one.
Katherine Heigl Actually Says Something I Agree With!
Breaking! Katherine Heigl actually said something that didn’t make me want to pull out my pubic hairs and feed them to her. Katherine talked about the paparazzi and how she understands that its all part of the game. Of course she does, she loves it!
She said, “The paparazzi are a whole new deal to me. It started slowly, I’d see one or two every once in a while and then one day after the Emmys there were 20. I was like ‘Arrrrgh!’ I feel guilty, though, because I never do anything interesting and they’ve waited outside my house all day.
“I often complain about people moaning about the paparazzi because if you want the money you make and the big movie roles, then it’s the price you have to pay.”
Katherine, I don’t know why the paps follow you either. Katherine strikes me as one of those girls that was extremely popular in high school, but did things to keep her popularity. She probably ran for student body President, ran for homecoming queen, joined drama club, purposely got caught giving oral to a football player, anything to keep herself in the spotlight. This is why it’s not surprising that she’s ok with the paparazzi. Someone is actually giving her attention!
Okay, that’s that. I can go back to loathing her.
Postpartum Bitch!
Xtina apparently wasn’t happy that her People Magazine spread failed to ignite at the newsstands. Basically, nobody gives a fuck about her. Xtina was paid $1.5 million for the photos. When she found out that sales were dull, she reportedly went on a bitch rampage and fired her manager, one of her assistants and her PR Firm. A source told the NYDN that Xtina “went crazy.”
This is what happens when you live in a bubble like she does. She thinks everybody loves her and will cream their chonies for pictures of her with her precious baby. It’s a hard fall when you find out the truth. Luckily, her giants chichis are there to protect her.
Here’s also some video of Xtina arriving in a boat to Villa nightclub last night. When I say “boat” I mean boat. That shit belongs on the water not on the streets. I blame Xtina for global warming!
Hudson & Timberlake?!?
File this under: They probably got the names mixed up! Page Six reports that Kate Hudson and Justin Timberlake have been seeing each other for about a year. Kate has been linked to Owen Wilson and Dax Shepard the past year. Justin has been linked to She-Hulk Biel.
A source said, “Kate is very private and refuses to be seen with him in public. She doesn’t want to be humiliated like Cameron Diaz was when he dumped her. But they talk every day on the phone and see each other often.” Reps for both Kate and Justin deny they are dating.
What the hell? Do reporters and writers just draw names out of a hat and decide who will be dating this week? Kate and Justin do make sense though. Both of them are probably the most annoying bitches on the planet. Maybe their annoying personalities would cancel each other out?
Hudson better beef up her security. She-Hulk Biel isn’t going to like her woman being linked to another chick. She’s going to throw a car at her ass or something. Hudson better watch out.
This Is So Not Zac Efron…..Or Is It?
A lot of you skanks have been sending me this photo that is claimed to be Zac Efron giving cheek love to another dude. I just don’t see Zac Efron here. I see two lovely lipstick lesbians sharing an intimate moment. Wait, maybe it is Zac then! Well, if it is him than he’s so not gay. No self-respecting gay would be able to kiss up on someone else when there’s that much clutter in the background. Look at that shit. They need Niecy Nash to come in there and clean house!
“Ah’ve been reunited wif mah chillun! Fry mah hide! Let’s eat!”
It’s nice to see that Britney hasn’t lost her amazing sense of style now that she’s getting her caca together. Brit Brit and Daddy Spears went a’ eating last night to celebrate her first visit with the boys. It looks like she wore her special eatin’ dress for the occasion. Once again Brit created a pap frenzy from start to finish.
True to Brit style, the weave is still every shade of whacked! That’s her signature look, fucked up weave. It looks like someone took that “2 girls, 1 cup” video, blended it down and poured it on top of Britney’s head.