Birthday Sluts

/ March 7, 2007

Tammy Faye Bakker Messner (66)
Laura Prepon (27)
Peter Sarsgaard (36)
Rachel Weisz (36)
Wanda Sykes (44)
Bret Easton Ellis (44)
Taylor Dane (46)
Donna Murphy (49)
Michael Eisner (65)

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Naomi to Perform Her Victim’s Job

/ March 6, 2007


Naomi Campbell has been ordered to serve 5-days of community service after she threw her cell phone at one of her maids. Naomi will be forced to get on her hands and knees and scrub floors. Unfortunately, it will be indoors away from the paps.

She apparently didn’t want to deal with the media frenzy Boy George caused last August when he was photographed cleaning the streets for her community service. Naomi will serve at Manhattan’s Sanitation Department warehouse.

Lame. How is that a punishment? Cleaning the floors? They should make her clean her damn maid’s house!


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Poor Bitch

/ March 6, 2007


Rachael Ray was attacked by a dog on Saturday after she tried to defend her own dog, Isaboo, a pit-bull mix. Rachael was at the Union Square Dog park in NYC when some crazed dog tried to get a piece.

Her rep said, “This dog came up – there was no owner in sight – and became aggressive. Rachael and some others shooed it away, but it came back and attacked Isaboo. Other dogs were involved, and Rachael jumped in and was bit by one of the dogs on the leg. A nurse was in the park and checked her out. She’s fine.”

Oh and when I say “poor bitch” I mean the dog. Next time the dog needs to aim for the throat.


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Afternoon Crumbs

/ March 6, 2007

lindsay_lohan_photo_lind_9_.jpg Lindsay Lohan loves to take trashy amateurs of herself – Hollywood Tuna Avril Lavigne was drunk while making most of her album – Hollywood Rag

JHud is jumping the shark – Mollygood

Nora the piano playing cat is so hot – Cityrag

Kate Bosworth, thin is in – Just Jared

Ralph Fiennes is caught in another sex scandal – ICYDK

Ben Affleck loves being a daddy – SOW

Mimi is giving the performance of the hour in her new movie – ASL

Jude Law is looking fuglier by the minute – Popsugar

Salma Hayek is knocked up, right? – IDLYITW

Jessica Biel is almost showing it – Egotastic!

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