Birthday Sluts

/ December 13, 2006

Jamie Foxx (39)
Nellie McKay (22)
Amy Lee (25)
Debbie Matenopolous (32)
Steve Buscemi (49)
Wendie Malick (56)
Ted Nugent (58)
Christopher Plummer (77)
Dick Van Dyke (81)

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Truly Awful Music: Jordan & Peter Andre

/ December 12, 2006

I have spent most of the afternoon listening to the entire Jordan and Peter Andre album “A Whole New World.” On the whole it’s not THAT awful. It’s just cheesy as a mothafucka. I am featuring one cover that reeks of a Walgreens soundtrack. It’s a cover of the Diana Ross & Lionel Richie song “Endless Love.” I mean they don’t sound that bad, but with all those effects and ghost singers I’m sure any of us would sound good too. Actually, Jordan’s vajayjay and Peter’s ahole are probably singing it.

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The Pauly Shore Video is a Fake

/ December 12, 2006

The video of Pauly Shore getting punched out by a heckler in Odessa, TX is a big fake according to the man who punched the comedian. This video was taken at a comedy club and showed Pauly and a man getting into it with the man coming onstage and attacking Pauly.

TMZ has learned that an Odessa,TX policeman was asked by Pauly to participate in the stunt and that nobody was injured. The stunt started when the man’s girlfriend was shouting and Pauly and he told her to shut the up and blah blah blah.

Pauly’s reps would not comment on the incident.

That’s pretty sad. Does he need press that bad that he would actually make something up. Yeah, don’t answer that. He’s probably kicking hiss Z-listed ass for not coming up with that whole Michael Richards thing.

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Elderly Bitch Fight

/ December 12, 2006

You know that weird story about how Richard Gere likes to stuff gerbils up his ass? Well, Sylvester Stallone says that Richard thinks he started that rumor. Seems the two had a bust up on the 1974 set of “Lords of Flatbush” over fried chicken. WTF?

Sly said, “I was eating a hotdog and he climbs in with a half a chicken covered in mustard with grease nearly dripping out of the aluminum wrapper. I said, ‘That thing is going to drip all over the place.’ He said, ‘Don’t worry about it.’ I said, ‘If it gets on my pants you’re gonna know about it.’ He proceeds to bite into the chicken and a small, greasy river of mustard lands on my thigh. I elbowed him in the side of the head and basically pushed him out of the car. The director had to make a choice: one of us had to go, one of us had to stay.”

Sly said Richard was fired and still won’t forgive him and thinks he started that little roden rumor. Sly said, “He even thinks I’m the individual responsible for the gerbil rumor. Not true, but that’s the rumor.”

Please, you know they had a lovers quarrel. Sly is probably the one that lit the lighter under the gerbil’s butt so it would crawl up faster!!!


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