Who Would Want to Speak to Her Ass Anyway?

/ January 19, 2007

Halle Berry thinks she’s the Queen of the World even though she’s a no-talent ho who got lucky! Anyway, she’s hired an Orange County painting firm to work on her kitchen cabinets for a whopping $57,000. Halle thinks that because she’s paying so much she can make stupid demands.

Part of the contract states that employees cannot approach Miss Berry on or off the premises. They also cannot speak to Miss Berry unless they are spoken to by Miss Berry.

What is wrong with these people? Doesn’t she remember where she came from? In two years homegirl is going to wish people would talk to her let alone remember her ass! Stupid ho!

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Jade Goody is Wanted

/ January 19, 2007

Celebrity Big Brother contestant and douche Jade Goody is expected to be evicted within hours after using several racial slurs against Bollywood actress, Shilpa Shetty. Jade has named her arch rival “Shilpa Poppadum,” but insists it isn’t racist. After getting a talk from producers, Jade gave Shilpa a half-assed apology.

Thousands have flooded the call lines most likely sending Jade to the crowds. Unfortunately, there won’t be any crowds there since Channel 4 will not allow the usual crowd to greet the evictee. Police is also on hand to escort Jade to a safehouse where she will be kept for a week under 24-hour security.

Everyone from politicians to the India tourism board has something to say about what’s going on in the BB house. Her actions may have also caused an International rift between England and India.

Jade’s actions have also been bad for business. Stores left and right have pulled her perfume line from their shelves. One of the show’s advertisers also pulled out, not wanting to be associated with the controversy.

Jade’s face is full of so much fug that she should be evicted for that reason alone. It’s not fair to TV viewers to be subjected to such nastiness. I say we set her and Isaiah Washington up on a blind date!

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Should Isaiah Washington Be Fired?

/ January 19, 2007

Isaiah Washington issued an apology yesterday for using a gay slur for the second time at the Golden Globes. GLAAD demanded an apology from his ass and T.R. Knight told Ellen Degeneres that he was saddened by Isaiah’s use of the word again.

Neil Giuliano, President of GLADD, said, “We are encouraged by Isaiah Washington’s statement today, and optimistic that it may mark a turning point in this deeply troubling situation.” Isaiah has also agreed to meet with GLAAD next week.

Isaiah’s second apology still isn’t enough for some people and the petition going around demanding his termination from Grey’s Anatomy is still getting signatures.

Personally as a fag I think it’s up to T.R. Knight and nobody else. If T.R. wants him gone, he should go. You know people make mistakes and I think Isaiah probably was drunk, stupid and wasn’t thinking. I know that isn’t an excuse and it’s disgusting, but I’m sure he’s getting punished enough. I really think the producers will quietly write him out very soon. He’s a liability now and probably making problems with some of the show’s advertisers. In the end, ABC will only fire him if they are losing money.

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Courtney Love Can’t Even Get a Date on the Internet

/ January 19, 2007

Courtney Love tried to find love on eharmony.com, but was left frustrated when she didn’t past the website’s personality test. This is what she wrote on her website. I’m not sure it’s in English, but you get the gist of it.

“Gurss what? After an hour plus of this thing they tell me that two percent of thier ‘Cliermnts ar elike me and there was noone for me.”

GURSS! I love that. Is she using Dlisted’s spell check? Most likely. Why did this ho choose eharmony?! I would’ve figured her for a Nerve girl. Poor Courtney. Maybe Pete Doherty will get dumped by Kate Moss again! They seriously are a match made in crackhead heaven!

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