Here’s Nicole Richie with her little sad clown baby, Harlow Winter, on the cover of People Magazine which hits newsstands this Friday. Nicole talks about how her life changed once Harlow came into her life, “It’s almost like I don’t even remember what life was like before her. She gives life a whole new meaning and a whole new purpose.”

I remember what it was like. You drove drunk on the wrong side of the freeway. Crazy bitch.

She also talked about how she’s not eating much due to breastfeeding, “I eat really bland [food] – chicken noodle soup, vegetables, fish. I had to cut out milk, no tomatoes, no lettuce. You think you have to cut everything out when you’re pregnant, but you really have to cut everything out when you’re breastfeeding.” Sounds like she’s eating more now than she did when she wasn’t pregnant.

Harlow is a doll, but once again all babies this age pretty much look the same. Slap a possum baby on there with Nicole and I wouldn’t know the difference. Fuck, slap a possum baby with Harlow Winter and I would easily mistake it for Nicole.

Thanks Sheila

On the cover of OK! Magazine this week they ask the question “Is Katie Holmes pregnant?” Um…you tell me! You are the one with reporters, sources, snitches, psychics and all that! A source told them, “She has that special glow that only pregnant women have. I would say there is a strong possibility that she’s pregnant.” That’s not a natural glow. Tom Cruise is trying out a new shade of robot paint on her.

If Katie Holmes is knocked up, she will find out with the rest of us. She will wake one day and suddenly be pregnant. She’ll shrug her shoulders and go on with life. Then 9 months later she’ll pop it out, shrug her shoulders again and tell everyone it’s “amaaaaazing and wooooonderful.”

I think Tom’s the one that’s pregnant. He’s been looking a little thick lately. He definitely has child bearing hips.

The Spice Girls made the money and now they are out! Cruz Beckham once again stole the spotlight – Popsugar

Sinead O’Connor would rather be shot than listen to Kylie Minogue’s music – A Socialite’s Life

Sienna Miller sluts it up mid-air – Just Jared

Lily Allen shows her ass while dressed like a secretary – IDLYITW

Princess RiRi is no Mariah Carey – Hollywood Tuna

But I bet you she’s an amazing bowler (not really) – Popoholic

Courtney Cox or Demi Moore? – Hollywood Rag

Angela Lindvall is naked! – Egotastic!

Badass wussies – Cityrag

How did Adrien Brody get so fucking sexy? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Why it’s Phoebe Price lunching at the Ivy and showing her hot ass while shoe shopping yesterday. Who needs pants when your ass is that elegant? She’s still doing her favorite “catalog move” of popping the collar. She’s practicing just in case JcPenney calls. She’ll be ready!

Lauren Cleri is the 26-year-old married woman that went on “Moment of Truth” and admitted to being a slut who cheated on her husband and wanted to marry another man. Lauren told The New York Post a casting agent found her and she only agreed to do the show for money and possible job offers. The only job offers this skank is going to get end with a load to the face.

The show’s producer said that Lauren definitely wanted out of her marriage and was ready to come clean in order to win some cash. The producer said, “Perhaps some of it was then, ‘If I’m going to end my marriage, then if I can win a hundred thousand or two hundred thousand dollars. I can start a new life with some cash in my pocket.’ ”

Lauren’s husband, 24-year-old NYC cop Frank Cleri, said he knew his wife was cheating, but he wasn’t ready to hear it in front of the entire country. He also isn’t sure about the fate of their marriage.

I could have told you she was a slut just by looking at her. The $100,000 question should have been, “How old are you really?” That bitch definitely would have bolted from that chair.

MK and Ashley Olsen are putting together a coffee table about their “influences.” No, it’s not going to be about trolls, roadkill, billy goats and Clenbuterol. It’s going to be filled with interviews with people that have “touched” the Olsens. No, Bob Saget will not be included.

MK told UsWeekly, ““Ashley and I interviewed the people who have inspired us, with the hope that they will inspire and teach others.” Terry Richardson, Lauren Hutton and Christian Louboutin are just some of the people featured in their book.

The book called “Influence” will be out this Fall. I really hope there’s a mirror attached to the back of the book for easy access snorting. I mean that’s probably what they primarily use coffee table books for.