It’s Still A Wig

/ March 2, 2008

I don’t know why I care about this, but I just do. American Idol loser, Robbie Carrico, has denied to People Magazine that he wears a wig. He said, “I’ve been growing this hair for a very long time. It’s ridiculous that [the media] have to come up with something like that.

Bitch is lying! There’s only one way to prove it. He needs to let Paula Abdul try and pull that shit off. I’ve seen the way she’s been eyeing his wig. Just throw a couple of uppers in her mouth and watch her go. She’d rip it off with her teeth.

Robbie also talked about his past relationship with Brit Brit Spears, “We went on a couple of dates but that’s pretty much it.” It’s too bad they didn’t work out. They could share each other’s wigs.

And here’s a little video from Robbie’s old days in the pop group, Boyz ‘N’ Girls United. Yeah, he’s a real rocker.

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Gummi Bear Busted!

/ March 2, 2008

TMZ reports that 23-year-old Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis was arrested on Friday night after he was pulled over by the fuzz. Cops found a controlled substance on him and threw him in jail. He was released yesterday afternoon after his stepdaddy posted his $10,000 bail.

The LASD inmate information page lists his height as 6’2″ and his weight at 190lbs. 190?! I think they accidentally typed in his birth weight instead of his current weight.

I’m guessing the “controlled substance” they found on him was a frappuccino.

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Bless The Whore

/ March 2, 2008

Paris Hilton made sure all the paps were around last night when she received a blessing from a Shaman. This wonky whore met up with the Shaman at a book store in West Hollywood and the two walked over to Urth cafe together, so she could receive her blessing. She was also photographed reading from “The Path of the Painted Shaman.”

Paris, save the cheap theatrics for your shitty ass reality show. Jesus, Buddha and Allah could join forces to bless Paris and she would still be a wonky-eyed whore!

Click here to watch the video if you give a fuck

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Katherine Heigl Is Just Jealous

/ March 2, 2008

T.R. Knight needed to slap this bitch! The other night, Katherine Heigl and T.R. were out and about with his boy toy when he stopped to sign a bunch of autographs. Drunk ass Katherine kept trying to pull him away and she finally yanked him hard. Dumbass is just jealous, because the only people asking for her autograph are the ones that want to look down her shirt. And that’s not a lot of dudes.

Yet another reason for me to not feel guilty when I’m wiping my ass with Katherine Heigl toilet paper. That shit doesn’t exist, but I would make a killing if I printed Katherine’s mug on toilet paper sheets. Ok, I would be the only one buying it, but still!

And look at this bitch thinking she’s high-class by smoking Dunhills. Bitch, you know you smoke Mistys, so stop frontin!

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Was This Shit Even Funny?

/ March 2, 2008

Hilary Clinton went on Saturday Night Live last night in a desperate attempt to get more votes. I’m joking! Hilary appeared after a skit that made fun of Tuesday’s debate. The real debate was actually funnier than this mess. This shit was not hilarious. They should have passed the bong before showing it.

Running for President sucks! Hilary goes on SNL and Obama dances for Ellen. They might as well put on their bikinis and oil wrestle each other already. That’s what is has come to and I looooove it!

I also can’t watch Amy Poehler without thinking of Dakota Fanning. I just can’t.

Click here to see the short version

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