I thought Katherine Heigl looooved the paparazzi and now she’s flipping them off? Bitch is trying to be slick. Ugh, I just want to take that finger and shove it up her pee hole. Later in the day, Katherine seemed in a better mood and she even smiled at the paps. She must have just had her daily colonic. Bitch is full of shit!

In an interview with Empire Magazine, Matthew Fox admitted to always breaking the law and using illegal narcotics frequently.

He said, “I break the law all the time! I’ve done plenty of illegal narcotics, but I think everyone knowingly breaks the law pretty often, don’t they? I can’t imagine living my life abiding by the law completely. That’d be tough to do.” Arrest him! He’s such a rebel. I don’t think Matthew is committing murder every day. I think he means stupid things like running a stop sign, cheating on your taxes and engaging in anal sex (depending on which state you live in). If that’s the case, then yes I break the law every single day.

Matt went on to talk about his adventures with drugs, “My wife and I travelled to Jamaica 15 years ago. Oh God, it was a crazy trip! We stayed in this little bungalow out on the water, baked out of our minds for the first three days. We were just so stoned! And then we got sick and proceeded to continue to get stoned because that makes you feel better.”

I think he’s still stoned. Oh Matt! Just take off your top, say the lines given to you and shut the fuck up about everything else.

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Simon Cowell turned down a $2 million offer to be the new dick of Viagra – I’m Not Obsessed

Pete Wentz and Seth Green are totally fucking – Towleroad

Dr. 90210 is the only one shopping from the International Male catalog – Mollygood

Ellen Degeneres is putting out her own line of dog food. Ok… – Celebitchy

Kylie Minogue could be the next Mrs. Paul McCartney – Holy Moly!

Marilyn Manson to make Evan Rachel Wood his child bride? – ICYDK

Lindsay Lohan thinks Eli Roth is too old – SOW

A new BBC documentary claims the Hells Angels hatched a plan to murder Mick Jagger in 1969. The gang was pissed with Mick after he publicly vowed to never use the gang as bouncers again following the death of a young fan at a concert in December 1969.

The Hells Angels didn’t appreciate Mick’s comment, so they decided to kill him. Naturally. Mark Young, a former FBI agent, said the FBI uncovered the plot to assassinate Mick at his Long Island home.

He said, “A group of them took a boat and were all tooled up and planned to attack him from the sea. They planned the attack from the sea so they could enter his property from the garden and avoid security at the front.

“The boat was hit by a storm and all of the men were thrown overboard. All survived and there was not said to have been any further attempt on Jagger’s life.”

The Hells Angels are a motorcycle gang and they decided to take a boat? No joke needed.

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Jamie Lynn Spears is having a baby boy so says MSNBC’s The Scoop. They claim Brit Brit and Jamie Lynn were shopping at Petit Tresor in Los Angeles last week and only bought blue things. Yes, this totally means she’s having a boy. I mean, maybe the bitch is color blind?

Is Petit Tresor the only baby store in Los Angeles? Do they not have a Gymboree?!

Britney told everyone that the items were for her boys, but a source said, “None of the items could have been mistaken for being purchased for the two kids Britney already has.”

I’m going to bet my Tivo that Jamie Lynn and Casey are going to name their son…..Casey Jamie or Jamie Casey! Personally, I think Jamie Lynn should name her son after her favorite Uncle, Uncle Willy!

Remember Saaphyri from Flavor of Love and Charm School? Saaphyri famously offered a chick some “lip chap” after she beat her ass on the season premiere of Flavor of Love 2. Well, she’s selling lip chap now and even has a commercial for it.

I’m a little confused after watching this commercial. I thought Saaphyri’s lip chap was meant for the lips on your face, but now I’m pretty sure it’s meant for your pussy and ass lips. You can use vaseline for that. You don’t need Saaphyri’s lip chap.

That being said, she can easily re-sell this commercial to 1-900 numbers.

VIA ONTD