Gallery of the Absurd has done it again. This is genius and should be used as the real poster for the next season of The Simple Life. I'd totally watch it with this poster.
This is the best Paris has ever looked!
Keira Knightley and her bobblehead boyfriend left Maddox nightclub in London last night. Unfortunately, Maddox Jolie-Pitt doesn't own the joint, but that would be pimp. I don't have a bad thing to say about Keira as long as she keeps those snaggleteeth hidden.