Halle Berry and her boy-toy, Gabriel Aubry, are currently the hottest celeb couple right now. Yes, they probably have half a brain cell between them, but that doesn’t matter. My only question is…do you think he’s hung large? I say no. Unfortunately.
Porn Star and daughter of California, Mary Carey has unfortunately dropped out of the California Governor race to care for her ill mother. Mary ran back in 2003 and lost out to Arnold Schwarzenegger by just a few hundred million votes. So close!
She will relocate to Florida and care for her mentally ill mother who is in critical condition after jumping off of a building. Mary said, “She’s schizophrenic and didn’t take her medication and jumped off a building “She broke both of her legs, shattered her feet and shattered four vertebrae in back It’s remarkable she survived As much as I want to help the state of California be a better place, I think it is more important to be with my mom and help her I am only 26 and have many more years to be involved in politics . For now I would just like to ask everyone to pray for a healthy recovery”
26 in dog years?! Mary is making the right choice. That sucks cause I can still vote in California and I was going to vote for her ass and I mean her ass, literally. My thoughts and prayers are with Mary and I’m sure the beautiful state of California will survive without her. Besides, there’s only room for one cocksucker (Arnold).
Parasite Hilton is sniffing around for a New Year’s Eve gig. She has put out the word that she will host a party in Miami, New York or Los Angeles in your honor for the rock-bottom price of $100,000 plus expenses and a private jet.
Paris feels that she’s worth every penny and thinks one hundred grand is a fair price. Carmen Electra has also put out feelers, but her price is substantially lower at $50,000 without a private jet.
Ok, so if I pay this whore $100,000 to come to my party do I get whatever I want? Like can we play “Pin the Tail on the Whore” with her as the title character? Can we get her to swim in a pool full of stingrays?
And does this her price cover fumigation costs after the event? So many questions!
Look at this hot mess. Chita Rivera looks like a deer with a little wig and some eye work caught in the headlights at some Broadway event last night in the NYC. Bitch borrowed that wig from Michael Jackson. Again, photographers need to realize that messes like this should only have their picture taken from at least 100 yards away.
Anna Nicole Smith’s piece of trash sister, Donna Hogan, is already writing a book about her infamous sister and the death of her nephew, Daniel Smith. Daniel was only buried days ago and this bitch is already making money off his ass. I guess this sort of behavior runs in the family.
The book is tilted “Train Wreck: Anna Nicole Smith Unauthorized” which is actually a really hot title. In the book, Donna blames her sister for the death of Daniel. She claims that Anna neglected her son and is addicted to pain killers. She also said Anna was aware that Daniel was taking drugs and she didn’t do anything to stop it.
“[Anna] waits forever to bury him and two days after he dies, she’s selling pictures of him to the tabloids and I’m thinking, ‘What a freaking waste of a human being, my sister is.”
Anna had this comment, “Donna who? Sister what? Where’s Sugarpie?” Honestly people, where in the World is Sugarpie?
In other Anna news, sources close to the pill popper claim that she confessed to them that Larry Birkhead was the father during her pregnancy. Howard K. Stern is adamant that he is the father. Oh and Anna’s been evicted from her home in the Bahamas.
Evictions, tell-all books, blackmail, suicide, pill-popping…Jackie Collins look no further for your next book! I just can’t wait for the Lifetime movie where Anna will no doubted play herself! It will put Fantasia’s biopic to shame in the camp category.