Anna Nicole’s Last Movie

/ February 9, 2007

Chyna Doll basically broke down on Larry King last night talking about Anna Nicole Smith. The two worked together on “Illegal Aliens.” The movie is most likely a piece of crap and is about aliens on earth. Um…it looks like a low-rent “Earth Girls are Easy” and trust me that’s hard to do. The film was due to be released in April, but that may not happen.

Chyna got into a fight with Mrs. Trimspa (wife of CEO of Trimspa) on Larry King last night over her sincerity. Mrs. Trimspa called Chyna a “stalker” and said she’s using Anna’s death to get her own publicity. Um…what is Mrs. Trimspa doing?

Above is the trailer of this masterpiece that may never see the light of day and it probably shouldn’t. It’s a piece of crap! Oh and Chyna needs to stick Gitte Nielsen’s clit in her mouth and shut it!

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Rosie Comments on Anna’s Death

/ February 9, 2007

Rosie O’Donnell updated her blog with a simple haiku.

CBS: Investigators found illegal narcotics, prescription meds in room…
Mother Blames Drugs…
Lawyer vows no DNA sample…
Battle Over $1.6 Billion Fortune Brewing…
Autopsy to Be Performed…
She Died Like Marilyn…
Final Footage Sells for Over $500,000…
Rosie Rants On Anna Nicole — Hours Before Her Death…


I was hoping to see Rosie’s response on “The View” today, but it’s a previously recorded episode. Damn! This is probably Rosie’s response to her rant yesterday on Anna in the morning. Yeah Rosie has a big fat mouth, but I said bad things about Anna hours before she died. Do I feel guilty? No. How was I to know and how was Rosie to know? However, if the Trump keels over tomorrow…we will know Rosie’s true powers!

UPDATE – Thanks to all who just e-mailed me that these are the headlines from this morning’s Drudge Report. Hopefully homegirl will talk about it on Monday’s The View.

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Animals Wanna Eff Hugh Grant

/ February 9, 2007

Hugh Grant has said that animals are extremely sexually attracted to him. He said that whenever he’s around a dog, they get the sudden urge to hump his leg.

“I used to play football in a park in front of my house but I had to give it up because every time I bent over to do up my shoelaces there was a stray dog called Sandy that used to try to mate with me.” Hugh also had to tell his girlfriend, Jemima Khan, to get rid of her dog. It would not stop trying to have sexytime with him. Dogs aren’t the only ones feeling the Hugh. During a film, a bear cub also tried to get nasty with Hugh.


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La Wintour is a Jokester!

/ February 9, 2007

I’m going to tear you away from Anna Nicole Smith coverage for a quick minute to tell you about Anna Wintour’s fashion week stunt. Yesterday, I posted about Elisabeta and Nicolae Petrescu, two siblings that claimed they were super-rich socialites from Romania. The pair have been doing the fashion week rounds with a fat cat in tow.

Fashion line, Trovata, devised the entire stunt. They hired two L.A. based actors, gave them a cat and threw them into the Bryant Park tents. Anna Wintour helped Trovata by making believe she knew the two. She air-kissed them in front of the media. She saw the stunt as a “different kind of fashion show.”

A source said, “They just walked around, got photographed, and kept people talking.” The pair made sure not to lie to the press.

That ANNA! Next thing you know she’s going to make Justin Timberlake cry by telling him she’s with the IRS and must collect all his valuables!


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Larry Birkhead Speaks!

/ February 9, 2007

Larry Birkhead updated his website this morning with a statement about the death of Anna Nicole Smith. It reads:

Chance brought us together, our love
couldn’t keep us apart. We loved, we
laughed, we shared a connection that
couldn’t be broken, regardless of the
challenges. I loved her in life and I will
love her long after.

Our daughter, Dannielynn is a constant
reminder of the love we shared and the
life that we desired.

My heart is broken, my tears are
endless. She called me her angel, I
called her my sweet potato, and every
night before we went to sleep, she
made me say to her………..


Larry’s lawyer, Debra Opri told TMZ that an emergency court hearing was called this morning to ask a judge that Anna’s DNA be tested before her body is released. She said, “there is no known biological father at this point in time. Larry has been prevented from giving a DNA sample, Howard K. Stern has refused to give a DNA sample.”

She also thinks that Anna’s mother, Virgie Arthur, be granted temporary custody of Dannielynn Hope. Dannielynn is currently in the Bahamas. Anna was estranged from her mother and said in the past that she will never forgive or speak to her again.

UPDATEA Judge refused Birkhead’s request of DNA testing on Anna, but ordered that her body be preserved until a hearing on February 20th.

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