It’s Not Halloween!

/ March 5, 2007

purimparty.jpg Those Purim parties at the Kabbalah Center are so weird. They are always dressing up. Eww. Guy Ritchie dressed up like some gay, 1970s cop and Madge channeled her inner flipper while attending a party in L.A. at the Kabbalah Center on Saturday night. The festival celebrates the foiling of an ancient plot to kill Jews in Persia. And I guess they celebrate by dressing in costumes? Um…I’m not pretending to understand. Source

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Albino Cholas

/ March 5, 2007

olsensparis1.jpg Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen need their own horror movie. These glamour trolls really scare me. They are ripping out my soul with their eyes! So hot, though. The two look like two, rich, albino gangsters as they attended the Giambattista Valli party in Paris last night. Do you think they keep razors in their hair? olsensparis3.jpg

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The Real Royal Family

/ March 5, 2007

jordanharvey2.jpg Harvey met The QUEEN! How awesome is that? Oh and that other slag met her too. Harvey helped open an eye center at a local hospital and the Queen attended. Jordan, Peter Andre and Junior also came along for the ride. Harvey is in a wheelchair, because he’s still recovering from burns to his leg from New Year’s eve. jordanharvey1.jpg Thanks Leslie

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I’ll Kiss the Wound

/ March 5, 2007

becks3.jpg David Beckham has busted his knee cap after he finally had it with his wife and showed her who’s boss. Not really. He messed up that precious knee during a soccer game in Madrid last night. He strained his right leg after reaching for the ball and crashing into advertising signs near the opposition goal. He tried to go on with the game, but quickly found he couldn’t. He was later diagnosed as damaging the lateral internal ligament of his right leg and is undergoing further tests Monday. This injury could possibly effect his $250 million contract to play soccer in Los Angeles. The Real Madrid coach said, “It looks serious but I do not want to say how bad until the doctors do the scan.” Hmm…I know how it is! Real Madrid can’t have him, so nobody can!!!! You know they did this. Posh is probably searching Match.com as we speak for a new meal ticket. Source

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“I’m a Lawyer”

/ March 5, 2007

starjones.jpg Star Jones is back! Thankfully it’s just for a quick minute, but still. Star hasn’t had much success since being kicked off “The View” last year. She did some kind of real estate show and some other small-profile gigs. She has landed an acting role on “Law & Order:SUV” playing a lawyer. Ludacris will also guest star on her episode. A lawyer? Bitch should’ve played a corpse. No make-up needed! Source

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