Oprah Goes Primetime

/ December 15, 2006

Queen of Daytime, Oprah Winfrey, has sold two reality shows to ABC. Both shows sounds pretty boring to me and Oprah will appear in both of them, but it is unclear whether or not she will host. I’m guessing her wife, Gayle King, will host at least one of them. Doesn’t Gayle need a job?

The first show is called Oprah’s Winfrey’s The Big Give and the series follows a group of 10 people who will be handed money and resources — and then challenged to find dramatic and emotional ways to use the coin to help others. Each week someone is eliminated and the final ho gets their wish.

The second show is even more boring and is called Your Money or Your Life. The show will focus on a family facing a crisis. Experts will come in to give the families a complete life makeover. BORING! Um…didn’t we have this already? It was called Renovate My Family and it sucked ass buckets!

The shows will not focus on humiliating their contestants. Basically, it will be boring. Ugh, isn’t Extreme Homomakeover enough? I’m sick of seeing sob stories, I want to see humiliation!

Source

Read more…
SHARE

Shanna is Finally Moving On

/ December 15, 2006

Shanna Moakler is hopefully moving on from Travis Barker by dating her Dancing with the Stars partner, Jesse DeSoto. Shanna infamously gave Parasite Hilton a pussy slap for effing her husband. She has been telling friends that she’s now dating Jesse. The reality show also produced a real-life couple from Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff-Vodka.

Why am I talking about this? This is boring. You know when things sound good and you start talking about it and then you realize that really you’re the only one that cares and honestly, you don’t even care? Well, this is one of those cases. I need coffee and a butter roll.

That being said, I hope the only pussy Shanna’s hitting now is Jesse’s man pussy!

Source

Read more…
SHARE

It’s Officially Over for Tom & Bridget

/ December 15, 2006

Tom and who? Bridget Moynahan of Six Degrees (that’s still on?) and the New England Patriot’s quarterback, Tom Brady, have announced the end of their relationship. The couple have been split up for weeks now, but are making it official.

Her rep said, “(They) amicably ended their three-year relationship several weeks ago. We ask for your respect and consideration of their privacy. No further comments will be made.”

Yawnsville. I kind of like these two together. She was boring, he was boring and together they were still boring! But who cares, they were hot.

Source

Read more…
SHARE

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >