I’m using an old pic of JLo, because I’ve run out of pregnant pictures and frankly she looks like a cholalicious here. Just a little.

TMZ is reporting that JLo is indeed getting $6 million from People Magazine for pictures of her Dragon Tales twins. She agreed to take the magazine’s money if they would stop calling her JLo.

People reportedly agreed. Let me get this straight. They are giving her a shit load of cash and she’s making demands? JLo is insane and I love it.

JLo also demanded that her husband, Skeletor, shoot the pictures. Can he even be around a flash? I would think a flash from a camera would make him scurry back into his hole.

What does JLo have against JLo anyway? She’s the one who created it! Just for that I’m going to call her JLo until my dying days. JLo…JLo…JLo!! My tombstone will even say “JLo will always be JLo.”

JLO!

Kat Von D has confirmed she’s officially bumping nasties with Nikki Sixx. Kat posted this picture on her MySpace with the caption “Never though I’d fall in love like THIS. He OWNS my heart.” That’s not possible. You can’t own someone’s heart. Well, maybe in Thailand or something, but not here. If I had a heart, I would be the only one holding the deed. People can lease it and everything….ok…I’ll stop! Sorry, I get sidetracked.

Anyway! Congrats to Kat’s new found true love. Hopefully she’ll get knocked up soon, because little babies with tattoos are sooooo cute. I’m joking.

Thanks Deborah

It’s my favorite person in the whole entire world. It’s Eva LongWHORIA’s nasty ass on last month’s Vogue Mexico. Sorry Vogue, but even hurricane hair can’t make this bitch look hot. They made her look even more like a mouse. She’s just missing some whiskers. I want to throw her a block of cheese hoping she’ll break into “Somewhere Out There” from An American Tail. Damn, that movie is good.

France’s first lady went naked for GQ Magazine. Laura Bush, when is it your turn? – Egotastic!

Adriana Lima trying to be sexy while posing with a bra. Just weird. (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Madge won’t be performing at her own induction. The audience is relieved – IDLYITW

Eric Dane’s coin slot – Just Jared

Nicole Kidman and her barely there bump – Popsugar

They will put any snatch in Playboy – Hollywood Tuna

Posh doesn’t go to the gym, because she can’t wear high heels – Hollywood Rag

Morphing the women in film – Cityrag

Courtney Cox’s daughter cusses like a sailor – A Socialite’s Life

Lance Bass is single again – Pink is the New Blog

There were rumors that Vh1 was planning to put New York on another reality show and now it’s been confirmed. New York will star in “New York: From Pre-Op to Post-Op.” No, I wish. New York will actually star in a reality show called “New York Goes to Hollywood.” The show will follow the tucked one as she moves to the city of angels and tries to make it into show business.

The press release reads:

“New York has to put her last conquest, Tailor Made, on the backburner as she tries to take on Tinsel Town. She’s moving out west to see if she can climb the Hollywood ladder.”

Climb the Hollywood ladder? That’s a nice way of saying she’s going to be working Santa Monica Blvd. She better practice her tuck, because those Los Angeles johns can be real picky.

When are they going to put New York out of her misery already? What’s next? “New York Gets Married” and “New York Has A Baby.” Oh, silly me. Trannies can’t give birth.

HoHan was leaving a restaurant in NYC yesterday when she was attacked by a swarm of young fans. HoHan stopped and signed a few autographs. They look so excited. It’s like they have never seen a prostitute up close before. That little boy is beyond excited, because I’m sure Lindsay signed one of her nude photos.

Later in the evening, HoHan attended the opening of an art exhibition based on her tattoos. Seriously! The artist just wanted to get into her leggings. It’s sad, because he thinks he has to go to all that trouble just to get a piece of the HoHan. You just have to ask.