Rosie Responds……Again

/ February 9, 2007

This morning Rosie O’Donnell sort of responded to the death of Anna Nicole Smith. Rosie was under fire for making negative remarks about Anna hours before her death. Rosie wrote this later this 30-minutes ago:

where the light is
Posted by ro on February 9th at 6:25pm in in the news

ME: BIG THINGS GOING ON IN THE NEWS. IF I HAVE TO SEE ANNA NICOLE SMITH ONE MORE TIME ON TELEVISION. THAT WOMAN AND HER PATERNITY TEST. .. AND SHE CAN HARDLY EVEN SPEAK NOW. SHE CAN’T EVEN SPEAK. SHE’S LIKE (I DO A BLANK AND MUMBLE INTO THE CAMERA) …YOU KNOW IT’S A TRAGEDY ALL AROUND. ..HER SON DIED. SHE HAS THIS LITTLE BABY. THERE’S OBVIOUSLY SOME KIND OF MEDICATION OR SUBSTANCE INVOLVED. I DON’T KNOW.
width=400 ELISABETH HASSELBECK: THAT’S AN ODD SITUATION.

KRISTIN CHENOWETH: OR NOT INVOLVED

ME: OR NOT INVOLVED, EVEN WORSE. BUT IT’S SORT OF LIKE DISTRACTING. THE ART OF DISTRACTION. THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE REAL.

EH:WHO DOESN’T.

ME: I THINK OUR CULTURE NOW.

EH:YOU THINK THE THE REPUBLICANS ARE PUTTING ANNA NICOLE ON THE TV ?

ME :NO.

JOY BEHAR: YOU CAN’T BLAME THE REPUBLICANS FOR EVERYTHING.

EH:WE WERE THERE BEFORE. JUST NEEDED TO CHECK.

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i was in the air when Anna Nicole Smith died
the plane landed
my phone rang
“Anna Nicole Smith died three hours ago,” my publicist said
“Do you have a comment?” she asked.

unbearably tragic
2 words only
sums it up
pretty much

simply
to tell the truth
to speak of her suffering
2 notice 2 care

fame
more toxic than crack
one hit
and ur done

more tempting than sex
the suffering of someone else
her pain
entertainment

ya know
all anyone wants
r people who they know
will keep them from going over the edge

focus
breathe
keep me where the light is
we pray

I would comment, but I think my brain died from ANS overload. I’m going to go find out where Sugarpie is. Be right back.

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Lying Prince!!!!

/ February 9, 2007

Zsa Zsa Gabor’s former publicist claims that Frederick von Anhalt is a chronic liar and isn’t even a prince. Freddy is the third man to come forward claiming he is the true father of Dannilynn Hope. Ed Lozzi said Freddy is “a chronic fabricator who likes to inject himself into current events to see himself on television.”

Prince Freddy claims that he met Anna Nicole Smith while she was still married to that old guy. He said that Anna really wanted to be a princess and Freddy was going to adopt her, but Zsa Zsa denied him.

Um…ok. He also reportedly bought his title from a financially strapped Marie Auguste, Princess of Anhalt.

Dlisted reader, Secede, made an interesting point. If this douchebag is correct in being DHope’s father then she is Paris Hilton’s aunt! Hasn’t this baby been through enough?! You see Zsa Zsa was married to Conrad Hilton, Paris Hilton’s great-grandfather. They had a child, Francesca Hilton, who is Paris’ great-aunt. If Anhalt, who is now married to Zsa Zsa, had a child that would make that child Francesca’s step-sister, yes? And since your aunt’s sister is also your aunt – THAT WOULD MAKE MAKE DANNIELYNN PARIS’ AUNT! LOL!
OMG! I really need to get ANS off the brain!

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Anna Nicole’s Cause of Death Not Determined

/ February 9, 2007

The Broward County medical examiner just held a press conference. First of all, his accent was really thick so I had a hard time understanding his ass. Second of all, he said that her cause of death is unknown. He said further tests must be performed and it will take 3-5 weeks to determine. They have ruled out death caused by physical injuries such as being stabbed or shot. She had minor bruising to her back caused by a fall that occurred days ago in the bathroom. There was a small amount of blood in the stomach that was probably caused by terminal shock. They did not find any kind of pills in her stomach, however at this time they have not yet performed blood tests. He also reports that she was not dead that long before paramedics arrived. Her body was still warm, but she was dead on arrival when brought to the hospital.

He did say that they believe she did not die from ingesting a large amount of pills, because usually when someone dies of an overdose due to pills there is evidence in the stomach. He did not rule out an overdose though. He also confirmed a few old plastic surgery scars.

The police department is still performing an investigation, but they can report no crime has occurred. No illegal drugs were found in her room. There were prescription drugs found, but they won’t reveal the names of those drugs. Star Magazine is reporting through sources that drugs included Valium, Vicodin, Provigil, Xanax and a high amount of Methadone. My favorites!

They would also not reveal why Anna had a nurse.

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Afternoon Crumbs

/ February 9, 2007

Chad White is hot – Towleroad

Baby Panda sneezing – College Humor

More Kim Kardashian sex tape clips – Egotastic!

Posh Beckham battles the elements – Popsugar

Heidi Fleiss teams up with a tranny to humiliate Charlie SheenASL

Does Ryan Reynolds have a new love? – Just Jared

The Police to reunite for the love of money – Mollygood

Cameron Diaz is big in Japan – IDLYITW

John Travolta’s cockpit – Cityrag

Megan Fox in FHM – Hollywood Tuna

Carmen Electra likes to ride the Jett – Hollywood Rag

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