MK Olsen in Hot Shoes Again

/ December 15, 2006

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I had a moment when I couldn’t stand Mary-Kate Olsen, but now I kind of love her. She dresses like a homeless granny and then she puts on RuPaul-like drag shoes. It’s kind of current, not really…but let’s say. Those shoes I posted the other day are still way hotter. Here she is the other day with Max Snow, her latest piece.

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Brit Brit Bought This House

/ December 15, 2006

Britney Spears has bought a home closer to the night clubs that she’s been frequenting as of late. She bought a mansion in Beverly Hills for $7.2 million. The six bedroom, six-and-a-half bathroom home is 7,400 square feet and is located in a gated community on Summit Circle, just off Coldwater Canyon. Britney will move in right away.

A source said, “She brought like seven or eight people. They were her bodyguards and a few male dancer friends. She stayed for five hours and said she wanted the house immediately. She then got ready in one of the bedrooms at the house for her night out on the town. She took forever to do her hair and makeup. It was such a scene! She came off as very high maintenance. Nice, but demanding. It was obvious she was used to getting what she wanted.”

The pictures below are of Brit and her manager outside of a recording studio. I’m so sick of her seeing her stomach. Doesn’t she know that it’s not cool anymore to show your stomach anymore. It makes me sick that this piece of trash can afford a house like that. Actually, it doesn’t make me sick it makes me hungry and I want a Snickers bar.

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Alleged Dog Molester Turns Herself In

/ December 15, 2006

Natasha Lyonne turned herself into a NYC court room this morning. A bench warrant was issued for the 27-year-old when she missed 4 scheduled hearings. She is facing charges including criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after accusations she threatened to sexually fondle her former neighbor’s dog and ripped a mirror off the wall during a 2004 argument.

Reuters reports:

At the Manhattan Criminal Court appearance, drug counselor Heather Hayes said Lyonne had completed an in-patient drug program in February and continued to attend outpatient rehabilitation groups.

Judge Anthony Ferrara said the charges would be dropped if the actress stayed out of trouble for the next six months.

Dogstouching dogs? That’s a new low. Actually, my dog is a slutwhore and likes to be groped so she can come over here anytime. I’m joking!

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Afternoon Crumbs

/ December 15, 2006

Paris Hilton finds a new BFF – IDLYITW

The trailer for Bruce Willis’ Die Harderestest – BWE

Gisele’s ass is falling off – Hollywood Tuna

Models like to touch themselves – Cityrag

Jennifer Aniston gets served – Hollywood Rag

Angelina in Vogue – Just Jared

Courtney Loves reach out to Pete Doherty…to borrow some crack – A Socialite’s Life

Sienna Miller’s daddy doesn’t like her nude scene and neither do we – Egotastic!

Kingston needs to tell his mommy that she dresses like she’s riding the short bus – Popsugar

Sex advice from the tabloids – Nerve


Just because, vote for Dlisted one more time for the road. Voting closes tonight. I owe you a bj. Vote here!

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Your New Miss USA

/ December 15, 2006

TMZ is reporting that Tamiko Nash was contacted by the Miss USA hos that she will take over for Tara Conner who is being kicked out for being a drunken party girl. Donald Trump announced that he was still considering what decision he will make, but it looks like he wants her ass out. Probably so he can nail her.

Anyway, Donald’s announcement is expected to hit next week. One of the major issues is that Tara Conner, age 20, is drinking in NYC club illegally.

This chick is way hotter than Tara anyway who is headed for a life of soft porn. Let’s be real.

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