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I’m getting major Goddess Bunny vibes from these Courtney Love pictures. If you don’t know who Goddess Bunny is, don’t click on the link. Don’t do it!

I thought Courtney was over the crack mountain and on to sober pastures? It’s pretty sad when a wannabe Paris Hilton looks better than your ass. Come on Courtney! Take off your daughter’s old baby dresses and get thee shit together.

The wannabe Paris Hilton is some chick named Dirty Harry. I’m sure that’s what they call her coochie too. Here’s the two out and about in Los Angeles. Hopefully, they are on their way to the Old Country Buffet, because Court needs to drown her sorrows in a never-ending sundae.

Lisa Marie Presley wrote on her blog today that she was sick of the media calling her a fat pig, so she had no choice but to reveal her pregnancy. She wrote on her blog today:

” After being the target all week of slanderous and degrading stories, horribly manipulated pictures and articles in the media, I have had to show my cards and announce under the gun and under vicious personal attack that I am in fact pregnant.
Once they got a glimpse of my expanding physique a few days ago, they have been like a pack of coyotes circling their prey whilst eerily howling with delight. Starting with a London publication and then New York and Chicago all writing false defamatory degrading stories about all of the dark possible reasons I could be putting on weight. The US tabloids have been calling all day wanting confirmation on all kinds of insane theories. They couldn’t wait to find out if my weight gain was because I was just overeating, in which case It would be open season and they can do the old following in her fathers sad and unfortunate demise story again or less interesting for them and probably much to their dismay, I could just be pregnant and therefore have a legitimate reason for weight gain at which point they should probably wipe the saliva off of their fangs and put them back in their mouths or they may expose the black little souls that they are.

Now that things are confirmed, hopefully they can stop all of the harassment and I can stop dodging the continuous bullets. It is unfortunate that I couldn’t have announced something that is this much of a blessing and that has made us so incredibly happy under better circumstances. How they have handled themselves with this has been nothing short of irresponsible and disgusting. Pardon my seething contemptuous tone but ladies, You KNOW if you were pregnant and you felt you were expanding uncontrollably by the moment as a result and the worldwide media started badgering and harassing you for it, plastering you everywhere in an unflattering light, you would be mortified as well.“

Stick a fried hamburger in your fat mouth, Lisa! Joking. Seriously, what the hell does she expect? She grew up with the media on her ass. This is a woman who married Jacko for fuck’s sake! Lisa should not be upset with being called a fat pig. Who cares? You know what’s worse? One of the rags said she looked like Kristie Alley. Now that’s some shit to set your fingers on fire and blog about, but I guess crazy alien duchesses stick together.

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Add Keira Knightley to the growing list of bitches who just don’t know their place. KK has announced that she will sing several songs for her new movie “The Edge of Love.” KK said the soundtrack album will feature her singing ‘Blue Tahitian Moon’, ‘Maybe It’s Because I Love You Too Much’ and ‘Drifting And Dreaming‘. Hand me my ear and nose plugs. I need the nose plugs just in case her stank singing has a scent which I’m sure it does.

KK said, “I can’t really sing. I had to have a few lessons, but once I started doing it, a sound emerged that wasn’t too disagreeable.”

Riddle me this. If you really can’t sing, shouldn’t you not sing in public for money?! I know it’s a stupid question, because if that was the case our radio stations would be empty of music.

Disagreeable sounds coming out of you are usually called farts and burps not singing. KK should name her album “Fart Sounds.” Furthermore, bitch can’t act! KK, let’s conquer one talent before trying another.

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Meet 29-year-old Tiffany Vance of Indiana. The gorgeous Tiffany and her boyfriend, Christopher Egnatz, decided to have a romantic and elegant dinner at the famed Applebee’s restaurant in Schererville, Indiana on Tuesday night. They were having such a lovely time and their evening was almost coming to an end when Tiffany started screaming at the top of her lungs. Their waitress quickly rushed over to them and Tiffany said she found worms in her salad.

The restaurant apologized and the couple left without paying their $57 bill. Applebee’s might have been ok with that, but there was one problem. Tiffany, being the Mense member she is, left her purse at the table. The waitress went through her purse to find contact information and guess what she came upon? The waitress found a container of maggot-like bee-moth larvae.

The police were called and Tiffany and Christopher were later arrested.

Tiffany thinks she’s slick. She’s been watching Victor/Victoria way too many times. Don’t get me wrong. I’ve thought about it. In the movie Julie Andrews brings a cockroach to a restaurant and slips it in during her final course to get her meal for free.

That’s what Tiffany gets for trying to mess with Applebee’s! That shit is delicious and should not be toyed with.

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Thanks Vella