Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe Split!

October 30, 2006 / Posted by:

TMZ reports. They issued this statement:

“We are saddened to announce that Reese & Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time.”

Reese has already hired divorce attorney, Robert Kaufman. There has been no word on the split, but sources say it was a long time coming. There were rumors that Ryan was threatened by his wife’s career. The two recently came out as a couple on 10/17. They have been married seven years.

Divorce papers have not yet been filed.

I’m guessing now that Ryan has a critically acclaimed movie on his hands, bitch is jealous! This is going to get ugly. Homegirl wants to be the H.B.I.C. I doubt they have a pre-nup and Reese makes $20 million a picture!

Bachelor Producers Want The Pope!!!

October 30, 2006 / Posted by:

For the ten of you out there that watch The Bachelor, you know that this show is maybe half a step-up from Flavor of Love. The girls are just as delusional and skanky. So, it’s a huge surprise that the producers are trying desperately to get the Pope on the show. They think they actually have a chance.

The latest installment takes place in Rome and features a fake Prince. Executive Producer Mike Fleiss has said that they’ve tried several times to get the Pope. He said, “We’ll sneak the cameras into Vatican Square. We’ll do something. Wouldn’t it be cool to see the Pope praying with the bachelor and giving him guidance to make the right decision?”

Mike envisions the Pope advising Prince Lorenzo on whom to give his final rose to. I agree with him that it would be cool for Pope Eggs Benedict to be there, but it would also be cool to see Prince Lorenzo and his final hag fall into a hole filled with anacondas. I mean it would be cool, but it will never happen.

Actually, the Pope loves Prada. They should just bribe him with a new pair of Prada sneakers.




Brad Pitt Shocked That Most of the World Hates Americans

October 30, 2006 / Posted by:

While Brad Pitt was in Amsterdam shooting Ocean’s Twelve he learned that most of the World hates Americans. He was out late biking one night in Amsterdam when he came face to face with a group of drunken men that wanted to kill his ass, because he’s American.

He said, “I get a bike wherever I go and I went for a midnight ride around Amsterdam. There were some guys coming out of a bar having a good time. I said, ‘Excuse me,’ and swerved out of the way and they started screaming, ‘You fucking American. We’ll fucking kill you.’ “I’d never come face to face with that before – that turn in the way we are perceived in other countries.”

He just realized that most countries hate our asses?! Oh and I saw Babel this weekend and that shit is totally hot.




October 30, 2006 / Posted by:

Some 18-year-old New Jersey native named Tyrone created a knock-off of MySpace which he calls Niggaspace. Hmm…let me think about this one.

The site describes itself, “You definitely don’t have to be black to join! We just want to embrace the black culture that continues to innovate and strive! So if you want to meet some chill people, create an account! “

Tyrone defends the racist name of his site, “this is no way meant to be racist, my biggest intention is to change the connotation of the word.”

That’s deep. I’m sure we’ll soon see versions of this called FagSpace, CrackaSpace and AnoSpace.


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