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Tito Ortiz is Jenna Jameson’s new piece. He’s also some kind of fighter-wrestler-boxer type. I can’t tell if he’s hot or not. I think his small head has more brain cells than his big head, but tha hasn’t stopped me before. He kind of has a peanut dick and that might mean he also has a peanut wang. On the other hand, Jenna needs a big one since her bagina is probably as wide as the Holland Tunnel. That being said, yes I’d hit it.
Britney Spears’ new hanger-on, JR Rotem, was spotted with Heroes star Hayden Panettiere outside Koi last night. He’s 31 and she’s 17.
She told Star magazine, “J.R Rotem produced a couple of my songs and it’s very exciting!”
Yeah I’m sure he produced some nut onto your face! Ugh, what’s wrong with her ass? I can smell his sleaze from here and plus now he has Britney bagina fluids all over him. Actually, Britney’s vajayjay fluids probably taste like delicious cheese sauce!
“I like to get out of the hot tub and roll in the snow. It’s a tradition for us to have Santa Claus-looking bikinis, jump in the hot tub, and roll in the fresh snow.”
Cate Blanchett looked almost perfection at the Australia premiere of Babel today and I only say perfect cause that fug bow looks like she got it out of the Macy’s gift wrapping department. Other than that she’s no drama and she’s gorgeous…ok and she has a little bit of a wonk eye…I’ll stop!