Paris Hilton was nowhere to be found at Kim Kardashian's Birthday party at Tao in Las Vegas on Friday night.
Don't worry, that didn't bring down the "slut-factor" of this event. Kim and other hanger-on, Caroline D'Whore, made sure that didn't happen. I don't know why I like Kim Kardashian. She's absolutely ridiculous. She looks like the 45-year-old mistress of a sheik or something.