That Was Fast: Brit, Paris & Lohan Back Together

November 27, 2006 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears aka STD’s Angels kiss and made up and created a paparazzi frenzy as they left a party early this morning. Brit showed off her tree trunk thighs and her saggy ass. Gross….seriously, she’s a mom! How many STDs do you think are in these pictures?

Brit has totally done coke off of Linday’s firecrotch.

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Blohan Wants to Bang KFed

November 27, 2006 / Posted by:

The Parasite Hilton/Blohan fued has dragged Britney Spears into the mix. In case you have been trapped in Paris’ bagina, Brit and P are now best friends LIKE forever. Blohan was seen driving around Los Angeles blaring KFed’s CD. She was dancing to it and creating a scene.

Star Magazine reports that Lindsay also said that KFed was hot and that she wouldn’t mind “hooking up with him.” If she already hasn’t. The news got back to Britney and she responded with, “Tell her please, seriously, take him!”

And then Lindsay told Paris that like Britney said that KFed was so not worth it and then like Nicky Hilton said that she would never do KFed and like Brandon Davis spewed all over like Paris making her like melt on the ground and then Lindz like totally freaked out because Paris spew leaked like all over her boots and then like Britney totally vommed all over the place and like it was like really gross and like Lindz cried and then Brit cried and then like Paris hugged them both and then like a giant meteor hit them all…

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Heath Ledger and His Marshmallow to Get Married

November 27, 2006 / Posted by:

My friend Brian spotted Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams getting a marriage license this morning in Brooklyn. The couple live in the NYC borough. They have a daughter named Matilda that was born last year. The two met while filming “Brokeback Mountain.” So, expect them to get married sometime soon.

Yeah, I’m already bored. Michelle is so copying Katie Holmes. Actually, she’s not…she doesn’t have that much emotion in her. Ugh, I need to go drink some sugar water. This story put me to sleep.

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The “Who Cares?” News

November 27, 2006 / Posted by:

Elton John barfs during a concert. Were there mirrors onstage? – SOW

Some screenwriter is getting $4 million to write the sequel to The Da Vinci Code and why? – Gabsmash

Mario Lopez and his dancing partner are NOT dating, but spend a romantic weekend in Mexico. – People

What on Earth is Kate from Lost wearing? – ICYDK


This is My New Jam

November 27, 2006 / Posted by:

You know Christmas has arrived when he hear Heidi Klum sing about a Winter Wonderland. Her voice isn’t bad, but she should’ve cast another Santa Clause. Ho looks like he’s dying. I’m all for Heidi singing, but what happened to Tyra Banks’ singing career? Don’t you remember “Shake Ya Body?” Now, that was a classic! These two should do a duet of Aladdin’sA Whole New World.”

I’m Sure Her Spelling Skills Haven’t Gotten Much Better

November 27, 2006 / Posted by:

Christie’s is asking around $500 for Britney Spear’s junior high school paper on the Greek tragedy, Antigone. It will go up for auction on December 4th and benefit the “Buy Some Panties” foundation. Well, it should anyway. Reading this honestly made my morning. I can picture her snacking on raw hot dogs while really contemplating this project. The teacher did their best to correct her spelling. Seriously, you could have told me this was written yesterday by her and I’d believe you.

“Antigone is about a girl who looses her brothers in a war.”



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