I don’t know how old this is, but it’s Robbie Williams giving himself a mangina during some interview. That’s basically it. I have no idea what kind of coke words are coming out of his mouth, because I was too busy focusing on his mangina to see if the clit was going to slip out. Sadly it never did. The video is after the jump and it’s slight NSFW. Slightly. Let’s jump!

Bonus! Click here to see Robbie’s willy, but it’s nothing it’s not worth a finger. Shit, I think it’s smaller than a finger.

Source: Heatworld

Thanks Peaches

OK! Magazine takes us inside Britney’s “princess palace” this week. Plug your nose, because I call it to the poop palace. According to them, Britney is trapped inside her $7.2 million Studio City mansion. She plays dress up all day, because Daddy Spears won’t let her go outside to play. She texts all her friends about how bored she is.

A source said that Brit changes outfits at least 3 times a day. She also has a set of clothes called the “fat clothes” for when she’s feeling bloated or out of shape. She needs to put those clothes on more often.

The best part of the story is a source said Brit keeps a shrine to Justin Timberlake. “She’s obsessed with him. She has pictures of them together and has devoted a private area just to celebrate him.”

The source is definitely mistaken. They probably accidentally stumbled into Sam Lutfi’s old room. I can see him dressing up in Brit’s pink wig and rubbing his genitals all over his Justin T shrine.

If I told you the bitch in the middle was a lesbian named Esther from Asheville, North Carolina, you would believe me 100%. Rosie O’Donnell thought about having a hot lesbo threesome with Clay Gayken for a split second, but then smelled his ball sweat and called it a night.

Here’s these three happy lesbians backstage at “Spamalot” last night. The Susan Powter looking chick is Rosie’s main bitch, Kelly.

25-year-old Ricardo Jose Faulk turned himself into police after he was accused of jacking off in a Clackamas, Orgeon Target store and throwing his load on a woman. What’s worse is the woman’s 3-year-old was with her at the time of the “shooting.” The woman immediately noticed the hot jizz on her leg and immediately went to security. Ricardo quickly left the store, but turned himself in after he learned police were looking for him. He was charged with misdemeanor harassment and later released. He was also tested for STDs.

Typical! Men are all the same. They blow their hot load all over you and then they are out the door. Rude. Target is honestly the best. This would never happen at Wal-Mart. Well, someone might poop on your foot at Wal-Mart, but sperm would not be involved. Target is sexy. Expect a load, pay less.

I’m afraid that’s a daily occurence in the big city. My sister once saw a homeless dude jack off for a good 10-minutes on the subway. He blew his load all over the seat next to him. I think what’s more disturbing is that my sister sat there and watched the whole thing. SLUT!

Thanks Neveen

That poor baby won’t have a peaceful night’s sleep for the rest of his life. He will forever be haunted by the face of Donna Martin. Tori Spelling is in NYC hawking out that book of hers. I must admit that I like the title. sTori Telling. Get it? So clever (eye roll)! I’m sure Andrea Zuckerman came up with that. Everyone was always stealing her ideas.

Tori’s book is basically about how she grew up rich, got her tits and nose done and how her mother had an affair while her daddy was on his death bed. SERIOUSLY. It’s going to get hot.

Tori claims Candy Spelling was getting her old lady vag tended to while Aaron Spelling was dying. Tori said, “I feel that at this point it’s all out there and it’s the truth. So what can they say now? It’s fine… She’s a great grandmother and, at this point in my life, that’s all I can ask for… that she has a relationship with my son, a relationship with my future child and that bonds us in a way.”

Candy, it’s time to whip out the rose scented stationary and write another one of your famous letters. I suggest it starts with, “Dear stupid fucking bitch Tori…”

I don’t care who is in the bottom 3 of American Idol tonight as long as Kristy Lee Cook is finally kicked out the damn door. Last week, she completely butchered a gorgeous Journey song. Last night, she did illicit and terrible things to “8 Days A Week.” You know what Kristy, “8 days a week I haaaaaaate you!” This girl is a mass murderess of songs and must be put out of her misery! She is offending America and it must stop already.

I really don’t know who else will be in the bottom 3 with Kristy Loves Cock, so I just guessed the stripper and Syesha Mercado. David Hernandez will be in the bottom, because he didn’t take his clothes off. Syesha will be, because she went first. I’m probably wrong, but I don’t give a fuck as long as Kristy goes home!

Below is her truly horrendous performance and I suggest you send it to all your enemies. It’s the worst kind of torture and it will leave them begging for their lives.