Greasy Olsens

/ January 31, 2007

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen came out from their troll cave to celebrate the DVD release of “Farce of the Penguins” which is directed by their Full House daddy, Bob Saget. Has their head of hair felt the cleanliness of shampoo at all in 2007? I think not. There’s enough grease up in there to put in a pan and fry up some bananas. Delicious! You know Saget wants to hit it.

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Beyond Photoshop

/ January 31, 2007

Why do celebrities even need to go through hair and make-up for photoshoots anymore? I mean they seriously don’t need them there anymore. They need to just take one of their childhood photos and put on the body of some model. That’s what it looks like they did to Gwen Stefani for UK Elle. There is not one wrinkle on her face. She looks more like a doll than a human.

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Justin & Jessica Get Serious

/ January 31, 2007

Star Magazine is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel hooked up before they were spotted flirting at a Golden Globes party. Justin apparently invited Jessica to join him on tour in San Diego on January 8th, just a few days before the GGs. Jessica also joined Justin at Sundance where he was promoting “Black Snake Moan.” Friends close to Justin say that he’s had his eye on her for awhile.

The source said, “I’ve heard him say a million times that he thinks she’s the sexiest girl out there.”

Jessica will also join Justin on tour this Spring to be closer to him.

Biel better watch her ass, because you know Cameron Diaz has bought a vodoo doll and is conducting some black magic crap on her ass! That being said, Biel and Timberlake make a cute….boring…but cute couple.

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Birthday Sluts

/ January 31, 2007

Justin Timberlake (26)
Portia de Rossi (34)
Patricia Velasquez (36)
Minnie Driver (37)
Kelly Lynch (48)
Anthony LaPaglia (48)
Suzanne Pleshette (70)
Carol Channing (84)

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