The Heat Between Me and You

/ March 26, 2007
This is Shane West and Ashton Holmes and they may possibly be homosexual lovers on the down low. Shane is most famous for "ER" and "A Walk to Remember" with Mandy Moore. I have no idea what Ashton is most famous for, but he was in "Boston Legal."
At a GQ party these little muffins were caught "canoodling" in the dark. A witness said, "They had a quick but passionate kiss and then a few pecks directly after. It was clear they tried to make it as brief as possible, but that they didn't want to stop."
Shane's rep calls it "laughable" and "untrue."
I call it "hot" and I want more. They are trying so hard not to hold hands. Don't fight it my little homos. Let the butt tingles take over.
Shane looks constipated which leads me to believe that maybe he got a little fudge packed right before this event? Don't worry Shanie, the swelling goes down after an hour or so.
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Afternoon Crumbs

/ March 26, 2007
Douche McDouche celebrates his Birthday – ASL
Blades of Funny – Cityrag
Mandy Moore goes home with this guy – Hollywood Rag
Heather Locklear loves her cleavage – Egotastic!
ScarJo in April's Vogue – Hollywood Tuna
Courtney Love in Italy's Vogue – Mollygood
JLove's ass has gone flat – IDLYITW
Star Jones in a bathing suit isn't THAT bad – Just Jared
Another week another Lohan hook-up – Popsugar 
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Attack of the 50-Foot Lady Robot

/ March 26, 2007
Michael Jackson is currently in whispers to play a sit-down gig in Las Vegas like Celine Dion. If he does this he wants a gift from the city. By "a gift" I mean a 50-foot robotic replica of himself in the desert sands. He wants laser beams shooting out of it, so people can see it from miles away.
Does Jacko want a little apartment at the top so he can peer into the windows of the children to make sure they are "alright?"
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