Mischa Barton was caught yesterday smoking a joint before driving off. Lovely. Maybe she can share a cell with Nicole Richie. Dumb ho! At least let that douche next to you drive while you get your getting high. Source: Flynet
Why the hell did I eat KFC last night?! WHY?! I seriously need to start listening to Pamela Anderson. She knows what’s up. Early this morning, news stations in NYC caught dozens of rats having a party at a KFC-Taco Bell in the West Village part of Manhattan. I mean these rats were fed and fat as hell. The department of health has closed down the fast food joint until further notice. These rats are fat ass hos and I wouldn’t be surprised if they fry their asses up! Tastes like chicken! Click here to see the video. I think I ate rat last night and I think I’m going to be ill.
Selma Blair’s new piece is prettier than she is – ICYDK Did Antonella Barba’s nude pics save her? – Derek Hail Hugh Grant is free to attend Bitch Hurley’s wedding – Glitterati What did five fingers say to the face? – College Humor Which SNLer is loving the snow? My money’s on Samberg! – Jossip Gone with the Wind the Musical? STOP THE EFFING MADNESS!!!! – SOW
Yesterday, I predicted that Antonella, Leslie, Sanjaya and Rudy would go home. I was wayyyyyy off. Antonella and Rudy were apparently in the Top 6. The only ho I got right was Rudy. Nicole Tranquillo, Paul Kim and Amy Kebs joined Rudy’s walk out the door. I’m glad Paul was voted out. That whole barefoot thing is nasty. Imagine if you were sitting in the front row and you had to be face-to-face with that nastiness. I don’t want bunyons with my entertainment. No thanks. Fantasia also performed and confirmed she’s doing The Color Purple on Broadway. Gwen Stefani and Jennifer Lopez were also confirmed to perform and mentor the contestants. Oh Gwen! Has it come to this? Again, what are these hos going to mentor them on? Gwen can teach them how to half-dance in 10-inch heels. Oh and Idol SUCKS this season. I’m still watching it, because I don’t want to miss when Paula loses it. She’s going to, at least twice.
Halle Berry has reportedly asked the James Bond producers to let her come back to the series. She is apparently desperate to star with Daniel Craig. Halle played Jinx in Die Another Day with Pierce Brosnan. She was awful. The rumor is that Halle wants it so bad that she’s agreed to do it for free. I’m sure this will never happen. Halle attended Ebony magazine’s pre-Oscar party last night. She brought her mom, Judith. That’s what Britney’s going to look like in 2 years. Halle looks hot, but where’s Gabriel Aubry? He’s my favorite thing about Halle.
Everyone keeps saying that Britney Spears is “sick” and “needs help” and is “lost.” Please tell me of what?! I want to know the damn addiction or problem. I have a right to know and don’t say I don’t! She is bringing her crazy behavior to the public and we have a right to know! Her daddy, Jamie Spears, spoke out and said, “She is a sick little girl. … We’re just trying to take care of her.” He wouldn’t say what her issues were, but said that her issues are “not about what other people think.” KFed’s been taking care of the kids since Brit has been in and out of rehab. His attorney denied that they ever called an emergency custody hearing on Thursday as was reported. Now Jamie said her problems aren’t what we think. Hmm…ok what has been reported? Meth? Booze? Coke? Twinkies? Red Bull? I give up. Maybe she’s addicted to acting the fool in public. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Source