I Think I See a Dingle Berry

December 4, 2006 / Posted by:

JLo showed that she likes to go commando in jeans as she left her hair salon in Los Angeles. Doesn’t the denim rub against her lips? Sick, she must have some sturdy lips. Actually, did all that junk in her trunk break her g-string?! It’s trying to make a run for it.


Proud to Be an American Fishtick!

December 4, 2006 / Posted by:

Fishsticks Paltrow made some comments over the weekend to a Portugese newspaper about how the British are so much better than the Americans. She has spoken to People and claims she is very upset and deeply concerned. Yeah, homegirl just doesn’t want to get her ass kicked when she comes over here.

She said, “First of all I feel so lucky to be American. When you look at the rest of the world, we’re so lucky, and that’s something my dad always instilled in me. I feel so proud to be American. I felt so upset to be completely misconstrued and I never, ever would have said that. I definitely did not say that I think the British are more intelligent and civilized than Americans. I am a New York girl, that’s how I always think of myself and see myself.”

Fishsticks tried to save her ass by saying she doesn’t know Spanish well. Isn’t it Portugese not Spanish? She said, “This is what I said. I said that Europe is a much older culture and there’s a difference. I always say in America, people live to work and in Europe, people work to live. There are positives in both. Obviously I need to go back to seventh-grade Spanish!”

Bitch needs to go back to seventh-grade period so some hot cholas with razors in their hair can beat her ass down!

A Scientology Christmas Pageant?!

December 4, 2006 / Posted by:

Where’s a terrorist when you need one? All the crazy celebs were at the Scientology Center’s annual Christmas pageant to read stories on Friday and Saturday night. Erika Christensen, Kelly Preston, Jason Lee, Giovanni Ribisi and Kirstie Alley all attended. Unfortunately their Emperor, Tom Cruise, did not show. The event raised over $160,000 for local charities. The local charities most likely being their own craziness.


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Afternoon Crumbs

December 4, 2006 / Posted by:

Brit, Blohan and Paris are the 3 disgraces – Gallery of the Absurd

Lindsay Lohan pathetically tries to be sexy on the dancefloor – Egotastic!

Renee Zellweger is afraid George Clooney is going to punk her – Popsugar

Jennifer Aniston is about to set the facts straight about her failed marriage. STFU Aniston! – Hollywood Rag

Beyonce’s funny faces – Just Jared

Nicole Richie needs new friends – IDLYITW

Hayden Panetierre’s unfortunate role model – Mollygood

Is Jenna Jameson engaged? – Hollywood Tuna

Did Luke Wilson give it to Jessica Simpson good? – A Socialite’s Life

Bad Bollywood effects – Popoholic


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