Morning Wood
Dale Earnhardt Jr. Is A Big Mo’ – Towleroad
Oprah teaches Simon Cowell to be a do-gooder – Celebitchy
Dermatologists discuss Wino’s peeling face – Holy Moly!
ScarJo’s cheap ass album photo shoot – I’m Not Obsessed
Yet another horrific Lost Boys 2 trailer – SOW
Brooke Hogan won’t shut up about her daddy’s affair – Vh1 Blog
Charlize Theron talks about her “husband” – ICYDK
Chynna Phillips Isn’t Romantic, But She’s Smart!
William Baldwin told The Sun that his wife, Chynna Phillips, has a little trick for not losing her panties during sex. He said, “The other day the kids were in bed so we decided to go for a roll in the hay. We get in there and she takes off her underwear and she puts it on my head like a shower cap. She says, ‘It’s such a hassle afterwards, I never know where my underwear is and this way at least I know where it’s going to be when I’m done.‘”
I’m guessing they only stick to one position: Missionary. I’m assuming she only puts clean panties on her head. Nothing kills the moment like a head full of panty pudding.
At least I’m not alone. I usually carefully place my undies under the bed. The last thing you want to do after a one-night stand is spend forever looking for your shit. You want to get in, get off and get out! A good trick would be to sew your panties to your pants. That way it’s all in one piece and you can slip it on while running to the door.
Where’s Brenda?!
Variety has a few more details about the planned Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off. They have committed a sin by not including Brenda Walsh. They might bring back David Silver aka Brian Austin Green. I say this, because a character breakdown mentions two characters with the last name Silver. Producers also plan to add much more racial diversity than the original lily-white cast. And by “much more racial diversity” I mean two characters might not be white. They are so generous.
The spin-off revolves around The Mills family including their matriarch, Tabitha Mills. She’s described as a 60-something actress/alchoholic who was a major star in the 1970. This is perfect for Gabrielle Carteris! She can finally play her age. Other characters include:
Harry Mills – A 1980s graduate of West Beverly High. He moves back to BH after years in St. Louis.
Celia – His Olympic athlete wife
Annie – Their 16-year-old daughter
Dixon – Their adopted son and resident bad boy (producers are open to casting a non-white ho)
Daphne Silver – A wannabe teen socialite
Max Silver – Her 24-year-old brother
Navid Shirazi – High School nerd
Ethan Ward – The likable jock
Naomi Bennett – His bitchy girlfriend
FUCK THIS SHIT! Scrap it all and remake Savannah instead. I miss Jamie Luner.
They Call The Wind….
Airbrushed in a wind tunnel! This is the cover for Mimi’s latest album due out in April. I’m not sure if that’s a dress or if she’s clutching the hyde of the Shaggy Dog. Mimi may be ok with posing nude with a dead dog, but don’t call her a slut!
She told the Times of London (via P6) that she’s never fucked Eminem, “Please! I never had any type of sexual relationship with that man. I can count the number of people I’ve had sex with on fewer than the fingers on one hand.” Who’s hand is she talking about? Lindsay Lohan’s hand? Because she has 10 fingers on one hand.
I can count the number of people I’ve had sex with on fewer than the fingers on one hand…plus the number of teeth in my mouth….multiplied by the number of eyes in my head…….
“It’s Condemnation!”
My Little Pony Parker was voted Maxim’s Unsexiest Woman in the World a while ago and she said it didn’t bother her at the time. Well, it did bother her. She told Grazia Magazine that she was upset by it and also angry because her husband’s taste was insulted.
She said, “It’s so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger. It upset him [Matthew], because it has to do with his judgment too. Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men’s magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow! It’s kind of shocking…It’s condemnation, it’s insane. What can I do? I guess you can’t please all people.”
Sweetie, it doesn’t really insult your husband’s tastes. I’m sure any woman in the world is unsexy to him, because I’m pretty sure he likes dick. Just saying. Pony needs to get over it! Have a sugar cube and move on.
Phoebe Price Is Taking Over The World!
Phoebe Price has said she’s been in Italian Vogue, German InStyle and every other International fashion magazine and now she can add Metro UK to her growing list of credits! PP had an interview with the paper and discussed everything from her star-turning role in “Get Smart” to her tips on getting noticed on the red carpet. You can read the entire interview over at Metro, but here’s the highlights:
How would you describe your career?
‘Up and coming’. I’ve been laying the groundwork for where my career is heading. I used to be a model but I decided to stop and started training with the world’s top acting coaches. I’ve been getting publicity and gaining acting skills. There are a bunch of beautiful girls in Hollywood, so I needed to make myself distinctive.What was the most unusual modelling shoot you did?
I did L’Oreal and henna and department stores. I was too short for runway but worked on the commercial side. I’ve tried to distance myself from modelling. The stereotype is that models are dumb and don’t have anything to say. That’s why I broke out of modelling. I’m from Alabama, I say how I feel. Acting lets me imaginate and show my personality through acting.You’re best known for going to loads of red carpet events. How many do you attend a week?
Not that many. I do a lot of charity work. I don’t drink or smoke. I don’t go to the events to party, I go to make contacts and get projects. It’s not like I can call Paramount and say: ‘I’m coming by to meet the president.’ I didn’t know one person when I first came to LA four years ago. I’ve had to try to get people to notice me.What are your tips for getting press coverage?
Wear colour, show a bit of leg, show the boobs sometimes. I come from a religious family – my grandfather was a preacher. I try to do everything with class. My whole butt was over the internet recently. I was bending down in a store looking at shoes. I didn’t know that a photographer was shooting up my skirt.You wore a see-through dress at Cannes two years ago. Did you know it was see-through?
Definitely. But I had underwear and a bra on underneath it. I got a lot of press from that. I didn’t realise it would make the impact it did. My photos are sold around the world. I’m big in Japan. I’m going to be in the German edition of In Style. I was engaged to a famous movie star in Italy. People love to see what I’m wearing.What is your role in Get Smart?
It’s a very small part. I play a TV reporter.Can you remember what your line was?
It’s a very small part. It doesn’t matter if my role doesn’t have any lines – I’m learning from every experience. Because I’m in the media so much, people think I’m just another Paris Hilton, but I’m not. I take whatever part I can get just to show people I’m not a diva.Are you bothered when people slag you off on websites?
People shouldn’t judge me before they know what I’m doing. People don’t know I’m busting my butt to make it in this business. I like wearing crazy things. As long as I’m having fun I don’t care what anyone else says.Is it challenging to attempt an acting career later in life?
It’s not. This business isn’t hard if you’re smart and you have a good look. I’m getting a lot of scripts coming to me right now, but I’m not doing topless or nudes, so it’s hard for me to get parts. Julia Roberts didn’t do nudes or topless either but she got to where she was going. It might take me another three years, but I’ll get a really good role.Do you have cheek implants?
No. My mother’s cheeks look just like mine. These are my cheeks, can’t help it. I’m a strong woman, you can say whatever you want about me.You won website Dlisted’s annual popularity poll, Hot Slut of the Year, but you’ve been calling yourself Hot Babe of the Year. Did you get mixed up?
No – but why do I have to say I’m the ‘Hot Slut of the Year’? I know it’s Hot Slut of the Year. Hello! Do people really think I can’t read?When are you coming to London?
Soon. My good friend Meredith Ostrom, who I modelled with when I lived in Italy, is engaged to Nick Rhodes, so I hope to visit soon. I’d love to go to some events in London.
She finally said Hot Slut of the Year! Did they get that on tape? I learn something new about PP almost every day month! Let’s see…she’s big in Japan and her role in “Get Smart” is so mesmerizing that she couldn’t remember what her lines were. PP is the next Meryl Streep, so she was so enthralled in her character of TV reporter. Who has time to remember such trivial things as what you lines you didn’t say in a movie! PP certainly doesn’t.
Next stop the world!!!!!