It’s a slower than fuck news day (by news, I mean gossip), so here’s some pictures of Elizabeth Taylor leaving The Abbey in West Hollywood with her poochie Daisy. 75-year-old Liz joined her main gays for cocktails at the gay bar. I’m sure Lizzie had tea, but Daisy had a few Long Island Iced teas. The bitch looks wasted.

Speaking of Liz, White Diamonds remains one of the greatest commercials of all time.

The Sun has a few pictures of Amy Wino when she was just a clean little school girl. This is before crack, heroin and Blaaaaake ravaged her face. Sad! Wino’s lucky she has a good-looking school picture. All my pictures look like fucking hell on paper. At my school, those dumb bitches usually took school pictures on a Monday morning. That’s usually when I was either hungover, crusty crusty or both. One of my school pictures even features with an afro doing the dreaded half blink. Gross.

The picture of Wino below is slightly cholitatastic. I can almost hear her saying, “e’ say!”

Scissor sisters, Jenny Aniston and Court Cox, will join forces to raise $1 million for the Epidermolysis Bullosa Medical Research Foundation. Epidermolysis Bullosa is a rare and genetic skin condition that mostly affects the kiddies. Anus and Cox have set a goal of $1 million in two weeks.

Cox said, “EB is very personal to me so I’m happy to be a part of this $1 million challenge. Now is such an important time to put the spotlight on EB and ensure that research can continue at a fast pace.”

I just have a small suggestion on how these two lovely ladies can raise $1 million in about 10 seconds. All they have to do is go into their purses, pull out a checkbook and write a small check for $500,000 each. Their checking accounts won’t even notice! I kid (sort of)! Anus and Cox will also spend the two weeks by raising awareness.

The foundation’s board also includes Orlando Bloom, Kate Beckinsale, Eva Longoria and Brad Pitt. BRAD PITT! So that’s how Jen’s trying to get Brad back.

In related news, Brangelina gave over $8 million of their own money in 2006 to various charities ranging from Doctors Without Borders to the Global AIDS Alliance.

Got Dayum! I never watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but I always stopped during channel surfing when Spike’s hot ass came on the screen. Spike is 45-years-old!

It was a Buffy the Vampire Slayer reunion at the Paley Center in Los Angeles last night. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Michell Trachtenburg, Seth Green, James Marsters and the other skanks came together for a panel discussion.

I huge reason why I could never get into Buffy was because Sarah M will always be Kendall Hart to me. As I watched, I kept waiting for that hot bitch Erica Kane to take the screen and slap the hell out of her.

Like trailer trash father, like trailer trash son. This is Floyd and Justin Bebee of Central Florida. The father and son were arrested last month on different dates. The Smoking Gun interviewed 48-year-old Father Floyd about his gorgeous forehead art. The “Git-R-Dun” tattoo took 45-minutes and cost around $125. That’s a whole month’s rent for Floyd! He also had “Got-R-Did” tattooed to the back of his head.

Floyd’s son, Justin, not only has “Pyscho” on his forehead, but he also has the words “fuck” and “you” tattooed on his eyelids. I love the heart tattoo below his eye! Very Rainbow Brite! I know she had a star below her eye, but Justin loves her so much that he put a heart instead.

Coop & Becks: Together at last! – Towleroad

The man behind Charlotte’s sex photos – Mollygood

Priscilla Presley sort of confirms that Lisa’s having twins – Celebitchy

JLove is so crappy…I mean crafty – I’m Not Obsessed

Ashley Tisdale is fug beyond her years – ICYDK

Mimi is an ATM machine with a wig – Holy Moly!

Jamie Lynn Spears needs all the help she can get – Daily Stab