Lindsay Lohan went on TMZ TV to make fun of herself for always wearing leggings, not wearing panties and carrying around that Aviva gum. UGH! Just when I’m starting to think that Lohan is about as likeable as the massive corn on my big toe, she goes and does shit like this. I’m grossing myself out for thinking that’s sweet. Quick! White Oprah needs to say something annoying, so I can go back to blaming Linds for making that woman famous.

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Your eyes are not deceiving you. It’s really happening. Whip out those acid wash jeans and Camp Beverly Hills t-shirt! It’s Joey, Jonathan, Donnie, Jordan and Danny in their first picture together in 15 years.

They will all be on “Today” this Friday and are expected to announce plans for their NKOTB reunion tour and album. I am going to campaign hardcore for them to get Sweet Sensation to open up for their them. I think if that happened, I would explode into a million pieces of Big League chewing gum.

OK! Magazine claims Britney Spears lost 15 pounds in just 4 weeks. What’s her diet secret? It’s called copy and paste! The magazine used a picture from a Glamour Magazine shoot she did in 2003. It really is her old body! No pills, no lipo, just Photoshop.

They should have at least added a few beady-beads to her weave to make it look more current.

Source: The Huffington Post

Brit Brit is coming full circle. She’s already reportedly reunited with Larry Rudolph and now she’s trying to get back into KFed’s bed? That’s if you believe Star Magazine. They claim Brit and KFed had a secret meeting during Easter weekend. During this secret meeting, they decided they should run away to Maui for a couple of days. I think this source got it wrong. KFed asked Britney for more money, because he wanted to buy some Maui Wowie. He doesn’t want to run away with her to Maui!

A source said, “Kevin wants to take Britney away to see if there is anything to salvage between them. When he suggested it to her, she told him she was ready to go anytime he was.”

The sourcie also claims she bought him a $138,000 diamond watch. Again! It wasn’t $138,000. It was $138 and it was for the Maui Wowie! That shit is gooood. Even Brit knows it.

If this is true, then I hope their second wedding is just as elegant as their first. I’m thinking White Castle for the ceremony and Hooter’s for the reception.

I think I’m more interested in the Shiloh chipping her tooth story. She probably tripped while walking down the aisle as the flower girl in Brangelina’s wedding. You know, the wedding that never was.

Sharon Stone left her Paris hotel this morning with a four-legged companion. We all know what Sharon likes to do with furry four-legged creatures. She likes to wear them! FreeTranslation.com told me “save him” in French is l’épargner. L’épargner!!!!

Cruella De Stone is on her way to the House of Dior to turn that puppy into leg warmers. She plans to sedate doggy in the car by recreating her “Basic Instinct” leg crossing scene for him.

Color me stunned! I thought Xuxa had it in the pussy bag. Speaking of Xuxa, she told a Brazilian newspaper that she’s not sure what her position is on being called a “Hot Slut of the Week.” She said she would watch to see what this does to her “image.” Please. I’m sure doing a sex scene with a 13-year-old did wonders for her image. Anyway……

Pete Doherty managed rise above and beat Xuxa, Ramona Singer and Laura Bozzo to become Dlisted’s Hot Slut of March! Petey couldn’t make it to today’s Hot Slut awards ceremony, so I will accept this bag of sugar on his behalf.

I also chose to not use a normal picture of Petey looking like a crusty, coke bugger tissue. Doesn’t he look utterly lovely here? Even that black hole above Pete loves him so much that it just wants to suck him in.

Thanks to all who voted!

Thanks Luis for Xuxa tip!