Last month, Laura Hastings, claimed that Lindsay Lohan stole $10,000 worth of designer clothes and accessories from her. Laura said that when she confronted Linds about it she was laughed at and called a "fat pig" by Lindsay and Nicole Richie.
L.A. County prosecutors said they will not file charges of felony grand theft again Lindsay, because they were unable to prove the crime.
The Deputy District Attorney said, "The bottom line is that Lohan can't be shown to have been seen either taking or to have been later in possession of missing items and items she can be shown to have possessed were with [the housesitter's] permission."
There's justice in this world after all! I have a sort of related question? Remember those coke pictures of Lindsay allegedly snorting coke? What happened to those? When it happened to Kate Moss didn't the police like investigate and crap? So, nothing with Blohan? Hooray! Snort away, it's your right!
Things aren't going to be pretty between Anne Heche and her soon-to-be ex-husband, Coley Laffoon. Anne and Coley (that name KILLS me) split last year and Anne immediately started dating her co-star. They have one son together.
In papers filed yesterday Coley basically said that Anne is a crazy ho and not capable of taking care of their son. He seeks joint custody. He said that Anne cursed at their 5-year-old regularly and refused to put him in a car seat. Coley also claims that he made their son school lunches that "he didn't like." OMG! Child abuse!
Coley seeks $33,000 a month alimony even though he only made $6,000 a year before they met. Anne's spokeswhore said:
It is disappointing that Coley Laffoon has resorted to filing lies with the court because Anne would not cave in to his astronomical monetary demands, including his demand for $45,000 a month in support. For the past several years, the child's father has refused to get a job in order to contribute financially to the child's care.
Things are going to get dirty! I believe that crap about Anne! I mean this is the woman that went almost topless into the California desert telling people she was like a prophet or some shit. Bitch is NUTS.
That being said, Coley is hot for saying that Anne didn't treat their son right because she packed an incorrect lunch. My mother always gave me nasty tuna sandwiches on wheat bread with a V8. I should sue her ass now!
Jessica Simpson has been a strong support of the Operation Smile charity and so it queer that she was a no-show at a big benefit for the charity the other night. Operation Smile provides surgery to children who can't smile or something like that. Anyway, Jess has worked with them for 10 years.
A source said, "She got a lot of good publicity from the charity but re fused to let pictures of her be in the com memorative book and hasn't done anything with them in a year."
Jess's rep said that she couldn't make it, because she was getting an award for another charity she works with. Oh that Jess is such a saint!
Here's Jessica in Cannes last night with her mouth open AGAIN! Is there a charity for frogs that are unable to open their mouths to catch flies, because homegirl should be spokeswhore for that charity! She is always opening her damn poop hole and yes that's her poop hole, because shit is always coming out of it!!!
Source: Page Six
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