MiserAlba was all half-smiles yesterday as she attended her baby shower at some tea store in Los Angeles. Guests included Rashida Jones, Jaime King and Kim Kardashian. KardASSIAN?! For real? MiserAlba only invited her, so that someone in the room would have a bigger ass than her. Can you imagine Kardashian playing the “break the balloon with your ass” game? Bitch just has to show the balloon her ass and it breaks itself. She’s a champion at that game.

E! reports that MiserAlba told guests she was knocking a girl in June. It’s been rumored that she’s naming the poor thing Honor.

This baby shower looks like it was one of those wannabe “high class” affairs. BORING! I like my baby showers with the candy bar diaper game, strippers, plenty of booze and a ghetto baby shower cake.

“Click Click” is a new New Kids on the Block song and this shit is world’s away from their old stuff. It’s hard for me to listen to, because whenever I see a picture of them, old or new, I start humming “Right Stuff” and those other cotton candy gems.

I can tell you this. Strippers are going to cream over this song! I can already picture the moment in the song when they rip off their tops to reveal stretch-marked titties. This song has “champagne room” all over it.

Poor Dakota Lohan, he will do anything to try to get his whore of a mom to notice him. – diggerdp

Runners-up:

Looks like Michael Jackson isn’t the only one who likes to Spoon young boys. – Loozer

pete doherty’s new assistant – blargh

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Chris Lilley from Australia’s Summer Heights High – Chris plays three characters on the show including teenage girl Ja’mie King. He also plays the flaming drama teacher and 8th grader Jonah.

The show is coming to the US on HBO in June.

For Jess

Russell Crowe (44)
Bill Bellamy (43)
Jackie Chan (54)
Janis Ian (57)
John Oates (59)
Francis Ford Coppola (69)
James Garner (80)

La Pequeña has returned and this time the hot bitch is practically naked! She’s back as Amy Winehouse and is only covered by duct tape and a guitar. Make sure to watch this video while in the privacy of your own home. You don’t want to get all hot and horny in public. It’s only a matter of time before she loses the duct and the guitar and we see her real la pequeña!

Excuse me while I go and cry in a hot shower.

Thanks Taylor