I Want a Recount!

/ March 16, 2007

Kiki Dunst better not get to comfortable, because that’s the last award this ho will receive! ShoWest named her Female Star of the Year last night in Las Vegas after she blew the entire voting panel. No, she won it for her role in Spider-Man 3. Yeah, a real juicy role.

In ever noticed this, but she totally has busted gay face.

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Justin’s Heartfelt Letter to Britney

/ March 16, 2007

Life & Style is reporting that Justin Timberlake sent his ex-girlfriend a touching get-well letter while she’s been in rehab. He reportedly previously called her up a week after she checked into Promises. The heartfelt letter moved Britney to tears. Maybe it was hot dog scented? Naw if it was hot dog scented, she would’ve ate it.

Justin promised that he would be there for her when she got out.

A source said, “She could barely catch her breath to read the words. It was one of the most moving letters she had ever received. He poured his heart out. He told her he was sorry they fell in love so young, because if they’d fallen in love even just a few years later, he would’ve married her – and they’d probably have kids together by now. Justin let Britney know that she has his unconditional love and support. He offered to come visit her in rehab.”

This sounds so beautiful. Too bad it’s FAKE! SPF and JJ probably joined forces and wrote it to get back at their mother for neglecting them!

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Back to Her Old Ways

/ March 16, 2007

Looks like Wonderland was a waste of time for Lindsay Lohan. She has been out in NYC every night this week and isn’t staying away from the booze. Several witnesses have seen her drinking it up at several city joints including The Box, Bungalow 8, Butter and Plumm. I mean, she hit a photographer with her BMW the other night.

Last night, she partied at Plumm with May Anderson and Charlotte Ronson. Her rep said, “Lindsay’s doing fine. She’s taking her life day by day.”

Another Dlisted reader spotted this ho at Plumm last night and said she was clearly drinking it up between her DJ sets. Yeah, she was DJing. HANG THE DJ!!!!

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Anna Wintour’s Blog Hatred

/ March 16, 2007

Vogue’s H.B.I.C, Anna Wintour, apparently hates the word “blog” and is forcing staffers to come up with a better word. Vogue is expanding their website and want to include a “blog” but Anna wants nothing to do with the word.

An inside source said, “She refuses to call anything on her site a blog and has charged her staff with coming up with a new word that isn’t as garish-sounding. She wants it ASAP – in time for launch.”

A rep for the magazine said that she has nothing against blogs. The new website is nothing like a blog, so it shouldn’t be called one.

Why do I love this woman so much? She’s disgusting, she probably smells like rotten animal meat and I’m betting she’s bald.

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Debra Opri Quits This Bitch!

/ March 16, 2007

Larry Birkhead’s lawyer, Debra Opri, has quit! Debra has been by Larry’s side since the beginning helping him fight against Howard K. Stern in an effort to gain custody of Dannielynn Hope. TMZ reports that there’s been trouble between the two for a while.

Debra issued this statement, “Larry Birkhead and I have terminated our attorney-client relationship effective immediately.”

She wishes him all the best.

Larry will attend a hearing in the Bahamas today with a local attorney representing him. He has not yet replaced Opri.

Hmmm…maybe he’s not Danni’s father and he’s been lying to her ass this whole time? Naw, lawyers don’t have morals.

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