The “Who Cares?” News

October 27, 2006 / Posted by:

A new day, a new airport and a new Snoop Dogg arrest – AP
If you woke up really hating the world this morning… can add fuel to the fire by listening to the entire KFed album! – AOL
Liam Gallagher is the biggest drug addict (and douche) of all time! – SOW
Clay Gayken on Gays of Our Lives – ET
Larry Birkhead goes sue happy and sues Anna Nicole Smith again! Can’t this crackhead get a break?! – Washington Post


Brad Pitt’s Hungry Butt

October 27, 2006 / Posted by:

Brad Pitt likes it up the ass. Well, that’s what I’m taking away from statements he made during a press conference for “Babel.” He told reporters how he loosened up on the set of the very serious drama which opens on November 10th.

He said that he cracked himself up by giving himself an extreme wedgie and then walking around like a duck.

“You’ve gotta find things to make you laugh during the shoot. Cate (Blanchett) called it the Hungry Bum. When your bum’s so hungry it’s trying to eat your pants.”

Yeah I’m sure Angelina Jolie calls it hungry bum too when she straps on a dildo and does him up the poop shoot. That just turned me on.


Michael J. Fox Speaks

October 27, 2006 / Posted by:

Michael J. Fox spoke with Katie Couric last night about Rush Limbaugh’s comments that he was faking his condition during a commercial for Claire McCaskill. He also responded to the allegations that he was off his medication so that his condition appeared worse. He denied this and said that he was overly medicated. Rush later apologized for his comment.

Michael said that he only did the ads to further his cause and that he’s not into politics. He supports candidates that support his focus, stem-cell research.

He responded about Limbaugh’s allegations, “He used the word victim, and on another occasion I heard he used the word pitiable. You have to understand, nobody in this situation wants pity. … I’m not a victim. I’m someone who’s in this situation … along with millions of other Americans.”

“It’s not pretty when it gets bad. I’ve learned to throw vanity out the window. I’ve had enough years of people thinking I was pretty and teenage girls hanging my picture on walls. I’m over that now.”


Sharon Attacks David Banda

October 27, 2006 / Posted by:

Sharon Osbourne needs to shut her damn fug trap. I usually love her ass, but lately she’s been on my last nerve. This time she’s going after Madonna and comparing doll-faced, David Banda, to a Louis Vuitton bag. She told Howard Stern, “She bought a baby for God’s sake. It’s like getting a Louis Vuitton handbag.”

“It’s a crock of shit. If she wants to help the kid she should have got the father a little trade going, a fruit stand or something like that and built him a mud hut. If the kid is sick then get him a doctor, what was the father supposed to do, he can’t read or write. She should have left him in his own culture, that is what I say. Madonna should have given the money to an orphanage, got them a 24-hour paramedic. She bought a baby for God’s sake.”

Um, excuse me Sharon “used to be a fat hog” Osbourne. What the hell have you done lately? I sort of agree with her, but Sharon has a lot of money and she could easily do something to help children and has she? No! Madge is a hag face, but at least she’s trying to do something with all her cash and celebrity. Sharon is just going on radio shows running her mouth. Bitch needs to go back being a fat hog, so she can stuff that mouth with a Philly cheesesteak to keep it shut.

Damn I want a cheesesteak.


Over It!!

October 27, 2006 / Posted by:

Here’s Jude Law at a photocall with Robin Wright Penn for his new film “Breaking and Entering.” Jude probably hasn’t slept for 15 days and is only surviving on Cookie Crisp. Well, that’s what he looks like anyway. He had a moment where he was hot and had every boy/woman/dog/alien sweating at the crotch. Now is not the case. Bitch is haggard. That being said, I’d hit it hard.

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At Least She’s Dressing Her Age

October 27, 2006 / Posted by:

Dakota Fanning is seen here at last night’s CMT Giants Honoring Reba. She is finally dressing her age, 12. Dakota had a moment where she was totally creepy. Those Vogue pictures gave me nightmares for weeks. That movie where she has a sex scene and appears topless hasn’t come out yet, so until then I will cherish wholesome Dakota. I’m going to cut her some slack, because being 12 sucks in general and doing it in the public eyes is even worse.
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