It was a “Bodyguard” reunion last night for Whit Houston and Kevin Costner at Muhammad Ali’s celebrity fight night. Don’t they looked thrilled? Whit is thinking, “Hot hell! My bitties are looking fine. Hell to the yes yes!” Kevin is thinking, “Don’t look at her bitties. Don’t look at her bitties.”

Here’s some more pics with Whit and Dionne Warwick. I can smell the weed from here. Fabreeze your shit, Whit! You know these two were hot boxing in the car outside.

I can deal with JLo putting dangerous chandeliers in her nursery, covering her twins in mink, washing them in diamond dust and even naming them after characters in Dragon Tales. The ho is insane crazy, but I didn’t know she was alien crazy. According to Showbiz Spy, JLo is putting her Dragon Tales twins sanity in danger by asking Tom Cruise to be their godfather.

A source said, “Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids’ godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the end Jennifer managed to convince him to agree.” By “convince him” they mean she slapped him after he talked back to her.

Tom has already bought the twins a giant fish tank for their nursery. That’s not a fish tank! It’s a portal to their planet.

In that picture above, Tommy even knows those twins are going to belong to him. Emme is his future alien bride. This must be stopped! Xenu please come to Earth and save the DT twins!

The Ultimate Fag Hag: Andy Cooper’s crazy lady stalker shows up to his apartment with 6 bags to move in – Celebitchy

Speaking of hags…Katherine Heigl flirted with T.R. Knight – SOW

MTV recreates the Holocaust for teens – Huffington Post

X17 apologizes to LongWhoria and Tony Parker – I’m Not Obsessed

Natasha Bedingfield is just jealous – ICYDK

This could be a great celebrity trend – Popbytes

Chanelle Hayes’ new video looks like a 1-900 ad – Holy Moly!

Posh Beckham sucks on her gloved thumb for the newest Marc Jacobs ad. I don’t want to see Posh sucking on anything. It automatically makes me think of the things she might do to David Beckham and that makes me sad. Becks is probably about that big too. He’s all nuts.

Posh’ vagina must really get toasty for Marc, because she’ll do anything for him. The Posh on the toilet picture is coming any second now.

If Cameron Diaz was as aggressive on her skin as she is with hot dudes, she probably wouldn’t have a sausage pizza face! Gerald Butler is reportedly the latest dude to be bumping no-nos with Cammy. Some sourcie claims the two have gone out 3 times in the last 10 days.

They were recently spotted at Shutters in Santa Monica, “They walked up to the balcony area to look at the sunset. He had one arm round her waist and the other on the small of her back. She kept giggling and touching his chest to whisper in his ear. They obviously had a good night.”

The skeeza is always giggling! She probably giggles when she makes a poo. Grow the fuck up! Just wipe and look like the rest of us.

I’m going to be easy on Gerry Butt. He hasn’t dated that many celebrities, so Cameron Diaz is a good starter. You start with Cameron and then you quickly move on. The key word being QUICKLY. Cameron is the perfect introduction to celebrity poon.

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Everyone hates Dane Cook! Add his Los Angeles neighbors to that growing list. Neighbors are shitting mad at Dane, because he doesn’t pick up after his dog, Beast. A source told Page Six, “They’ve sent him three notices so far over the last year warning him he’ll be evicted, and they have video. The neighbors all hate him.”

I don’t know why Dane has such a problem with shit considering he’s full of it. Shit has gotten so bad that Dane’s landlord has filed a complaint in court. Dane’s rep denies the allegations and said he is “looking forward to complete vindication through the legal proceedings.”

There is a special place in hell for people that don’t pick up dog shit. They will spend eternity on a dog shit mountain with dog diarrhea constantly raining down on them. On the flip side, there is a special place in heaven for people (i.e. ME) that do pick up their dog caca. The worst is when you see a dog owner placing a bag directly under their big dog’s ass to collect the fresh doo pouring out. I try to throw them a fake understanding smile, but I’m really trying to hold down the vom.