Isn’t Patricia Heaton like a slave to Jesus or something? Doesn’t she hate gays, because it’s not the holy way or something? So why is she flashing her old lady breasts? That’s not very holy. In fact, it’s UNGODLY! For many reasons. She took her nasty nips and her daughter (isn’t it wrong to flash your nips in front of your witch daughter) to Wicked in L.A. last night. What’s even more disturbing is she wore this same exact dress and earrings to Chaiken’s fashion show on February 6th.
That crying judge already awarded Anna Nicole Smith’s remains to Dannielynn Hope’s court-appointed guardian, but that’s not good enough for Virgie Arthur. The guardian decided to let Anna be buried with her son in the Bahamas. Virgie wants Anna in Texas. Virgie filed papers today asking for the judge’s decision to be overturned. The documents state that “as natural mother and next of kin” of Anna, she is “entitled to make the decision regarding where [she], her child, is to be buried.” Let it go! It’s ok to lose Virgie. Besides Anna was closer to her son than her mother, so this makes sense. Virgie just needs to go back to Texas and sell more stories about her daughter! Source
Larry Rudolph has spoken out about reports that Britney Spears is on suicide watch. He told Extra, “The story is absolutely untrue. She is in rehab, and it is very disappointing that various media outlets are running these false stories about her, as Britney tries to get better.” The National Enquirer ran a story earlier this week claiming Brit Brit had tried to off herself twice. Once by walking into traffic and other time by listening to her own music. No, the second time she reportedly took too much Xanax. Hey, it’s an easy thing to do. Britney is still in rehab at Promises in Malibu. Is this a record? On another note, where is Bit Bit?! I’m worried about it, he, she, whatever! I really need to stop this animal obsession.
George Clooney admitted to Julia Roberts that he’s had a little work on his mug. Julia quizzed his ass at his home for Oprah’s Oscar special. When asked what kind of work he’s had done, George said, : “I had my eyes done. Can you tell? I think it’s important to look awake.” No, I can’t. You still look like a pepaw, but I’d hit it up, down, left and right. Julia said she hasn’t had any. You can tell. Oprah’s Oscar special aired last night. I missed that trash! Thanks Chic
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