Aren’t His Kids White?

/ April 1, 2007
 
Nona Paris Lola Jackson claims that she is the baby momma of three of Michael Jackson's kids.  The London-based crazy has filed papers in Los Angeles asking for shared-custody. Debbie Rowe is named on the birth certificate of Prince Michael I, Paris Michael and Prince Michael II (Blanket).
 
These hos have some effed up names.
 
Nona said, "Debbie's hospital records will prove that my kids are not hers because of DNA. I gave birth through the means of water birth because I am technically an herbalist."
 
Nona also claims she's the mother of Zahara, knows the cure for Cancer and that her vagina is the fountain of eternal youth. 
 
 
Thanks Mrs. Williams
 
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Green Jizz

/ April 1, 2007

Justin Timberlake and Vince Vaughn hosed each other down at the Nick Kids Choice Awards last night. That’s not a good look for Vince.

He probably looks like that normally after a 15-minute jog.

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