Happy Birfdays Flook!

October 27, 2006 / Posted by:

The Queen of England herself sent a special Birfday greeting to the oldest bitch in England! Flook turned 100-year-old in cat years which is roughly 23 in human years.

Fook’s owner said, “I have watched Flook grow up from a kitten and I am very proud of her. I really just sent the letter tongue in cheek and didn’t expect anything back. But when I got the letter from Buckingham Palace I nearly fell over.”

We wish this hot ho a special day and happy years ahead!


What’s the Number to 911?! The Chupacabra is Attacking Anne Hathaway!

October 27, 2006 / Posted by:

It never gets old making fun of Rachel Zoe. Last night at the 23rd Annual Night of Stars, she clung on to her next victims. Poor Mischa Barton and Anne Hathaway need to run fast before they end up “in rehab to get fat” like a certain Zoe victim we know. I’m not joking when I call Zoe, the chupacabra, homegirl looks just like it. Mexican police need to head to the BH STAT to nab their country’s public enemy #1!!
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The “Who Cares?” News

October 27, 2006 / Posted by:

A new day, a new airport and a new Snoop Dogg arrest – AP
If you woke up really hating the world this morning…..you can add fuel to the fire by listening to the entire KFed album! – AOL
Liam Gallagher is the biggest drug addict (and douche) of all time! – SOW
Clay Gayken on Gays of Our Lives – ET
Larry Birkhead goes sue happy and sues Anna Nicole Smith again! Can’t this crackhead get a break?! – Washington Post


Brad Pitt’s Hungry Butt

October 27, 2006 / Posted by:

Brad Pitt likes it up the ass. Well, that’s what I’m taking away from statements he made during a press conference for “Babel.” He told reporters how he loosened up on the set of the very serious drama which opens on November 10th.

He said that he cracked himself up by giving himself an extreme wedgie and then walking around like a duck.

“You’ve gotta find things to make you laugh during the shoot. Cate (Blanchett) called it the Hungry Bum. When your bum’s so hungry it’s trying to eat your pants.”

Yeah I’m sure Angelina Jolie calls it hungry bum too when she straps on a dildo and does him up the poop shoot. That just turned me on.


Michael J. Fox Speaks

October 27, 2006 / Posted by:

Michael J. Fox spoke with Katie Couric last night about Rush Limbaugh’s comments that he was faking his condition during a commercial for Claire McCaskill. He also responded to the allegations that he was off his medication so that his condition appeared worse. He denied this and said that he was overly medicated. Rush later apologized for his comment.

Michael said that he only did the ads to further his cause and that he’s not into politics. He supports candidates that support his focus, stem-cell research.

He responded about Limbaugh’s allegations, “He used the word victim, and on another occasion I heard he used the word pitiable. You have to understand, nobody in this situation wants pity. … I’m not a victim. I’m someone who’s in this situation … along with millions of other Americans.”

“It’s not pretty when it gets bad. I’ve learned to throw vanity out the window. I’ve had enough years of people thinking I was pretty and teenage girls hanging my picture on walls. I’m over that now.”


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