Naomi’s Visa Troubles

October 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Naomi Cambpell’s constant beating down of individuals may be causing her more troubles than she thinks. It may be fucking with her money. The amazon bitch is currently waiting to see she’ll ever be allowed to work in the US.

She was arrested on Wednesday for supposedly beating down her female drug therapist. She was set to return to the NYC this weekend, but those plans have been put on hold. Her attorney fears that this latest incident may cause problems with her Visa. She is due to appear in a London court this December.

Her attorney said, “(What has happened) has taken its toll on the process. It now all depends upon the embassy”.

Please, bitch will pay her way in. The system only applies to people that don’t have money or celebrity. Bitch will be ok, unfortunately.


Violet Affleck’s Dumbo Ears

October 28, 2006 / Posted by:

I can totally relate to the spawn of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, Violet. We both have ears that take up half of our head. If I got a haypenny for every single time I’ve been called “Dumbo” I’d be one baller bitch. That being said, there are many advantages to big ears. Like…um…like…you can hear better. No scratch that. Ok, you can…ok there’s no advantages to it. But I think Violet is the hotness.

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Birthday Sluts

October 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Joaquin Phoenix (32)
Justin Guarini (28)
Julia Roberts (39)
Jamie Gertz (41)
Daphne Zuniga (44)
Lauren Holly (43)
Bill Gates (51)
Dennis Franz (62)
Jane Alexander (67)
Joan Plowright (77)


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