80-year-old, Hugh Hefner, has confessed that he’s considering of being a father again. One of Hef’s girlfriends, Holly Madison, has talked candidly about wanting to have a baby. Hef has four brats from two baby mamas.
He said, “I think ‘probability’ is probably an overstatement, but ‘possibility’ is very real. It began as a wish, and now it’s becoming, I mean, on Holly’s part, it’s a more serious conversation.”
Holly said that Hef’s the one for her even though he’s 53 years older than her ass! SICK! Holly better hope she has a boy, because if she has a girl Hef will want to date her ass in 16 years!
KFed will mock himself in a Nationwide Insurance ad that will air during the Super Bowl. The commercial shows KFed rapping in an expensive music video, but it turns out he was just daydreaming during his fast food job.
He said, “I felt that it was a good time to come out and make fun of myself. It really works for me. I try not to take myself too seriously.”
He should keep the uniform. He’s gonna need it for real in a couple of weeks.
Rosie O’Donnell on The View went off on the producers and judges of American Idol this morning for their treatment of the above contestant. This season of the show is not different then any other, but for some reason it seems to sting more watching Simon, Paula and Randy make fun of people to their faces, basically crushing their dreams.
Simon said to the man, “You look a little odd. The dancing is terrible. The singing was horrendous and you look like one of those creatures that live in the jungle with those massive eyes. What do they call them? Bush babies.”
Paula calls Simon “sick” and tells the man that he was good and blah blah blah, but as soon as he leaves she starts laughing at him along with Simon and Randy.
Rosie O’Donnell said, “Isn’t that what America thinks is entertainment? To make fun of someone’s physical appearance and then when they leave the room laugh hysterically at them? Three millionaires, one probably intoxicated….”
You know, I do have a heart of black coal, but watching them make fun of people to their faces is a little much. Especially since these people really think they have a chance. It’s one thing to make fun of the freaks that are only there to be on TV, but there are some people that genuinely believe they are good. Yes, they know what they are getting themselves into…but can’t they wait until they leave the room before they start trashing them?
Why do they even need to comment with the bad ones? I mean they are BAD and we know it. They should just show the performance and let us laugh at them in the privacy of our own homes!
Asshole Simpson and Jessica must share broke weaves, because they are rocking the same burnt out polyester rug! Ken Paves is proud of this? The two spent some sibling time during dinner and even shared the same red lipstick. Papa Joe likes his girls with red lips, both uptown and downtown.
Sources say that Fergie is engaged to her hot boyfriend, Josh Duhamel, and is trying very hard to hide her ring. Apparently, Fergie puts her hand into a purse when she’s out and about so paparazzi and others can’t see her engagement ring. Fergie showed off the ring at a recent party, but has kept it hidden since.
A friend of the couple said, “They don’t want to announce the engagement until they set a wedding date, but Fergie can’t wait to marry Josh.”
Reps for the couple have denied this situation.
Um, why doesn’t she just take off the ring when she’s out? What a tard. Here’s Fergie and Josh working out together in L.A. the other day. He must have the worst eyesight ever! How is he hitting that ugg-face? Furthmore, what the hell is on Josh’s jacket in picture 3?! Did she piss on him?
Tom Cruise is trying to get his boyfriend, David Beckham, to join his Scientology cult. Now that David and Posh are headed to Los Angeles, Tom is trying desperately to land the couple on his crazy-cult roster. David has admitted that the two are great friends and Tom even convinced him to play for L.A. David has to answer to a higher power though, Posh. She has nixed the idea of joining the cult, because she doesn’t want to part with her husband’s hard-earned cash.
Scientology requires members to make large cash donations upon joining and to give a percentage of their income each year.
A source said, “Tom spoke to David for hours about Scientology. He feels it could help to lift him out of the blues over his football career. But Victoria is having none of it. She can’t see the point of joining something like that where you have to donate money.”
If you can’t wear it, Posh doesn’t want to buy it! Seriously, do you blame her ass? I’d rather have a hot pair of shoes than join that mess. Besides Posh is too busy shopping to attend meetings with aliens.