I Kind of Love Jamie Lee Curtis

October 29, 2006 / Posted by:

The 13th Annual Dream Halloween event was held in Santa Monica, CA yesterday and brought out the Dlisters!! Jamie Lee Curtis went all out as some sort of pirate king thing. I love the fact that this ho doesn’t care. She’s fug as hell and looks like a fool, but bitch don’t care. Dakota Fanning kind of creeps me out as Snow White.

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What Kind of Costume is This?!

October 29, 2006 / Posted by:

Blohan showed off what I’m thinking is a Halloween costume last night. I’m not sure what she’s dressed as. She probably is wearing the pajamas of some dude she screwed the night before and only Hugh Hefner has jammies like that, so she fucked his ass.

TMZ also reports that her ass had a rough night:

At 6:45 am, a TMZ spy spotted Lindsay at Olive and Sunset in Hollywood, near a dog park. Lindsay was sitting in her parked black Cadillac Escalade and our spy, who was walking his dog, could see Lohan through the tinted windows, “freaking out” and talking on her phone. Then, Lohan called our spy over and told him that two men in a silver Toyota 4Runner — parked behind her — had been following her for the last two hours, trying to “hit” her vehicle. Our spy reports that “she seemed out of it,” that it appeared she’d been out all night, and that she’d clearly been crying, with mascara running down her face. “I’ve called the cops,” said Lindsay of her alleged pursuers. “But the cops can’t catch them.” What Lindsay didn’t even realize in her reduced state was that the two men in the Toyota were actually paparazzi. Our spy saw them snapping away. And, he says, as their vehicle started to creep up on Lindsay’s Escalade, she shifted into drive, hit the gas and took off. The paparazzi followed her.

Oh Gawd. Somebody get this crackhead some help! I’m sure since it was so early this morning she was on her way to church!
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Angry Pregnant Bitch Alert!

October 29, 2006 / Posted by:

Stella McCartney reportedly flew into a rage after Heather Mills’ allegations that Paul McCartney hit her mother, the late Linda McCartney, Sources say that Stella flew into a cursing rage at the family home.

Stella was overheard saying, “I’ll kill the bitch. “I can’t believe what she’s doing, I’m going to kill her. She’s been a manipulative cow from day one. The cow won’t be happy until she destroys all of us – and our memories of our mother.”

Despite, the tension between Paul and Heather the pair sucked it up for their daughter’s birthday. They kept their distance from each other and didn’t speak…

Heather better watch out for Stella. Bitch is pregnant and there’s nothing more terrifying than a ghetto, pregnant woman. Stella’s going to whoop Heather’s gimp-ass in between bites of brownie squares.


Hot Slut of the Week: Bette Midler

October 29, 2006 / Posted by:

Age: 61
Birthday: December 1, 1945
Birth Name: Bette Midler

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: October 24, 2006
Claim to Fame: Performing in gay bathhouses with Barry Manilow.

Where is she now? Released an album of all Peggy Lee songs and starred in 2004’s The Stepford Wives.
Why is she Hot Slut of the Week? She has talent and humor, but deep down I think she’s a cold hard bitch. Which I love.


What’s Going on with Rosario Dawson’s Crotch?

October 29, 2006 / Posted by:

Dlisted reader, RCameron pointed out a little bulge in Rosario’s gown. I’m sure it’s just some air down there, but it looks like a straight-up dick! Anyway, the bitch on the right is Ivanka Trump and although I used to think she was hotter than hot…I’m not so sure now. The pictures below are from her birthday party at Pure (ugh, so cliche) and although she’s a pretty girl, there’s just something about her that rings false. Oh and homegirl can’t dress.

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Parasite Mistaken for Parasite

October 29, 2006 / Posted by:

Parasite Hilton was dining at Koi with Pamela Anderson recently when a stranger approached her table and said, “Don’t take this the wrong way, but you look like Paris Hilton.” I guess her skankness didn’t like this and she flipped out telling the bitch that she was Paris Hilton.

Ya see, this piece of trash is even starting to look like a carbon copy of herself. Above is wonky eye herself at the Carousel of Hope Ball last night. They actually let her in? She’s wearing the cheapest dress I’ve ever seen. She bought that shit at the Disney store. Dumb skank!


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