This is What True Love Looks Like

/ April 24, 2007
After fulfilling her duties at the Spider-Man 3 premiere and after-party in London, Kiki Dunst joined Johnny Borrell at Hawley, a pub in Camden where the real Kiki was unleashed. By 4am she took her drunk ass back to the hotel. You know there's probably nothing like the stench of her vomit. I hope that cleaning staff doesn't have a weak stomach.
Johnny chose not to walk the red carpet with Kiki, because things are getting too serious aka he's too ugly.
He did tell reporters in L.A. last week, "You follow the things that you can't resist and you go where you go. That's falling in love."
How beautiful. I am not a fan of the Kiki, but if you ask me Johnny lucked out with this one. He's got a horse face and lips that would only make a duck proud. He better tap the bottom of her vagina if he wants to stick around.
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