Unibrow polygamist wife is the hottest bitch alive – Best Week Ever

Brit Brit has some serious bills to pay – Popsugar

Zoe Kravitz, I can see your nipples – Egotastic!

The same goes for Nicole Narain (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Emma Watson is a rich bitch – IDLYITW

Macaulay Culkin’s girlfriend in GQ – Hollywood Tuna

The Zombification of Katie Holmes continues – Just Jared

Dita Von Teese sues over a broken swan – Hollywood Rag

Happy Almost 420! Here’s some celeb smoking joints – Cityrag

McConaughey’s gorgeous Fabio ‘do – A Socialite’s Life

That’s what Star Magazine claims. Remember when Jessica Simpson was in the hospital for a “kidney infection.” Star reports that it was more than that. A source said that hardcore drinking with Tony Romo landed the twat in the hospital. Jessica tried to keep up with Romo and his friends, but she couldn’t hang like that.

The source said her health issued were due to “drinking an obscene amount of alcohol.” Lightweight! You are an embarrassment to this country if you have to go into the hospital for binge-drinking. That’s what throwing up is for! Drop and reload.

This sourcie (Daisy) also claims Jessica asked for a pregnancy test, “She was three weeks late and convinced she was pregnant. She was feeling really weak and really scared. She was unraveling.”

Wait…..maybe she’s the ONE that pregnant! I saw this on Desperate Housewives. Asshole Simpson is going to pretend she’s knocked up, but Jessica is carrying the baby. If Asshole’s baby comes out with a frog mouth, we’ll know the truth.

Crazy’s best friend, Gary Busey, has been evicted from his Malibu home for not paying his rent. Gary owes $50,000 in back rent. He refuses to pay up because he claims the “unclean air conditioning vents” were a health risk to him. He will appear on Access Hollywood tonight (The Insider was busy) to cry about his eviction.

So where the hell is he living now? He can come stay with me. I have some knives that need sharpening and you know those chompers will do an excellent job.

Unclean air conditioning vents my dick! Busey demanded that the landlord do something about the evil trolls that are living in his walls. Their constant laughing and chess playing kept him up all night!

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Tori Spelling won’t ever stop cursing in front of her 1-year-old kid, because she does it in an innocent manner. Tori said, “I’m kind of a little girl potty mouth because I say it with such vulnerability. I don’t have to censor myself in front of my son, it’s not that bad.”

How the fuck do you curse innocently? Please, somebody tell me. I’ve tried. I’m beyond a potty mouth. I’m a full on sewer mouth. Does she mean she uses innocent curse words like damn and crap? Those aren’t curse words.

Hearing curse words every now and again isn’t going to hurt Tori’s kid. Having to look at her face every day is a different story…..

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It was pap chaos yesterday as Posh, Becks and company tried to leave her Birthday party at Pink Taco. Something tells me her taco isn’t very pink anymore. Some seem to think that Cruz Beckham was flipping off the paps. I seem to think that Cruz was pulling a Romeo Beckham and scratching his nose. Cruz wanted to look for a good one up there to wipe on mommy’s face.

Here’s more pics of Becks protecting his family from the paps yesterday. I can hear the cackles from the paps after hearing Becks’ girly voice. Not very menacing.

I couldn’t post another picture of Michael Lohan’s bumpy mug. I would much rather look at Samantha Ronson’s busted gay face. Anyway, Michael Lohan recently said HoHan was going to India to do missionary work. Her people quickly shot down the story by saying, “It’s not true.”

Taking a page from his haggard ex-wife’s book, Michael just had to respond. He told Gatecrasher:

“I think we can all see that her present so-called friends and management have her focused on the wrong projects and things. If Lindsay would just listen to me and follow my guidance, like she did when her life was on the right path, and before the people you see now that are in her life, I guarantee that her life would straighten out and she’d be back to being the gifted actress everyone knew and loved.“

I’m sure Michael tried to say this to HoHan over the phone, but she hung up on his crater face. Michael needs to listen to “Confessions of a Broken Heart” one more time. Cue band! “Daaaaauuuuughter to faaaaaaaather.”