Katie Price and Peter Andre should not have been allowed into this country without Harvey in tow. That should be illegal. It’s not right.

Anyway, these two terra cotta pots landed at LAX last night with Junior and Princess Tiaamii. I don’t know if it was Katie and Peter’s intention, but every time I read that poor child’s name, I can only think of some Disney princess singing about birds and shit. That girl has to grow up to be a Disney princess or I just don’t know.

While the whole family is in America, Harvey better be raising hell in the Andre mansion. He must take revenge for being left in England. Harvey is the one that should be trying to conquer America, not their orange asses!

Halle Berry popped out baby Nahla Areola (it’s Ariela, but I like Areola better) a little more than a month ago and she’s already getting back to work. Somebody’s got to pay the bills around there. Halle will produce and star in the psychological drama “Frankie & Alice” reports Variety.

Halle obviously wants that second Oscar, because the movie is about a chick with multiple personality disorder. The lady is torn between who she is and a racist white alter-personality that preys upon her mind. High drama.

Hopefully, Halle will get all this dramatic shit out of her system, so she can finally do the most anticipated movie of her career. I’m talking about a sequel to B.A.P.S! That shit is one of my favorite cinematic masterpieces of all time. It has everything you could ever want in a movie. It has dance sequences, major wigs, latex suits and Martin Landau! I mean, what else do you need? Clip below:

Tom Kruse – The inventor of the Hoveround

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Maria Sharapova (21)
Catalina Sandino Moreno (27)
Hayden Christensen (27)
Kate Hudson (29)
Luis Miguel (38)
Ashley Judd (40)
Suge Knight (42)
Tim Curry (62)

CNN’s very own Richard Quest was arrested this morning outside of Central Park in NYC for breaking park curfew. The park shuts down from 1 to 6 in the morning. The fuzz noticed Richard in the park at around 3:40 this morning. As they were walking his ass out of there, he told them, ““I have meth in my pocket.”

That stupid fuck! Didn’t he learn anything from Lindsay Lohan? You’re supposed to keep your mouth shut until they find it. When they finally find it, you say, “What? I don’t know what that is. These aren’t my pants.”

Maybe Richie thought the cops would be into it and they could all go back into the park for some gay sex.

Richie, who is British and openly gay, hosts “CNN Business Traveler” and “Quest.”

Next time Richie, use Craigslist for your tina-fueled sexapades. It’s free and simple. Um…so I’ve heard….

This is not a sentence I thought I would ever write: Rudy Huxtable will play a stripper in the new Tyler Perry movie. Keep your chonies on, Rudy!

Keshia Knight Pulliam will star as a jailed hooker in “Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes To Jail.” Guess what the plot is? Madea goes to jail! You’re a genius. Madea gets arrested for whatever reason. She comes to the aid of a hooker named Candy (played by Rudy) who is being bullied by some chick named Big Sal. Raven-Symone better play Big Sal or I’m going to be pissed. Rudy and Olivia must be reunited

I bet Tyler fucking hates Madea. He probably beats up the fat suit behind closed doors. It’s the one character he’s always going to have to play. The poor bitch will have to be buried as Madea, because his fans will demand it.

I admit that I’ve seen all the Madea movies. WELL! I like men dressed as fat women. That’s funny!

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