A Double Skank Wedding

/ April 22, 2008

Paris Hilton is planning a spectacular double wedding with Nicole Richie. Showbiz Spy reports that the two want to marry their boyfriends, The Madden Douches, in a double wedding to make millions from all the publicity.

Are these cunts 8-years-old? This is the kind of shit you joke around with your friends at a slumber party while waiting for the bras and panties to freeze. “We’ll get married in a double wedding, with an ice cream wedding cake! You’ll wear pink and I’ll wear white. ”

A source said, “Paris is doing it all for attention, as usual. It’s a publicity stunt, just like everything else.

Wonky has also been walking around town with a ring on her engagement finger. It’s probably Benji’s cock ring. She really does love him!

Here’s more pics of Wonky being a skank slut yesterday.

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Connor Cruise Is Getting A Little Attention

/ April 22, 2008

Tom Cruise’s other” kid, Connor Cruise, will make his film debut in Seven Pounds. 13-year-old Connor will play the younger version of Will Smith’s character reports People. A source claims Connor got the role all by himself even though his parents are two of the most famous whores in the world. Obviously Nicole didn’t help his ass, because she probably doesn’t even know he’s still alive!

The source went on to say, “Tom is so proud of Connor. He’s proud of him for really doing this on his own.” On his own my ass hole! Will Smith and Tommy Girl are two aliens in love. Tommy asked Willy to do him this “little favor” while the two were canoodling during “Earth Girls are Easy.” The alien gays love that movie. Don’t ask me why!

I have high hopes that Connor will wake the fuck up and escape Tommy’s alien clutches to write the hottest tell-all of all time. Yeah, doubtful. I’m sure Connor loves his own life too much.

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Stay Away From HoHan’s Man!

/ April 22, 2008

Lindsay Lohan is not letting anyone get near her main snatch, Samantha Ronson. The two were partying at the Beatrice Inn in NYC on Friday night when Ashley Olsen started to chat up Sammy.

HoHan wasn’t loving the troll attention Sammy was getting, so she screamed at Ashley, “Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend.” Don’t fuck with a jealousy dyke. HoHan really doesn’t know who she’s messing with. Those Trollsens have evil deep down in their souls. HoHan better check under her bed at night. That’s if she’s not too busy feasting on a Ronson clambake.

The next night at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone, HoHan became upset with Sammy for “ignoring her.” Sammy was busy working. A source told Page Six, “Samantha was really focused on her work and didn’t leave the booth for anything.”

HoHan has become so obsessed with Sammy that she’s even created a Facebook page under “Lindsay Ronson.” Add that lesbo!

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 21st!

/ April 22, 2008

Reading “My Beautiful Mommy” did nothing to help Junior understand his mother’s recent surgery. – The C Word

Runners-up:

You see those aren’t tattoo’s, they are actually escape routes drawn by the boy on how to GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE! – Gazing Beauty

Billy knew at that moment that he didn’t want to play at Suri’s anymore – Diana Crabtree

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Birthday Sluts

/ April 22, 2008

Bettie Page (85)
Amber Heard (22)
Eric Mabius (37)
Sherri Shephard (38)
Sheryl Lee (41)
Jeffrey Dean Morgan (42)
Catherine Mary Stuart (49)
Peter Frampton (58)
John Waters (62)
Jack Nicholson (71)
Charlotte Rae (82)

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