The gays on “As the World Turns” finally share a kiss – Towleroad

Mandy Moore wearing some fugly ass shoes – I’m Not Obsessed

Patrick Dempsey wants Eric Dane’s pecs – Celebitchy

They better hire more security. Naomi Campbell will appear on “Ugly Betty” – Holy Moly!

Florida teen charged with “elder abuse” for making his senile grammy hold a gun in his video – Guanabee

Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson finally got married! – CelebWarship

Is Lost Boys 2 going straight to DVD? It should – SOW

Yesterday, I posted about Amy Wino headbutting some dude outside a bar in London on Tuesday night. The dude was trying to get her a cab and the crackhead thought he was trying to molest her. You know, because she’s so irresistible.

The Sun is now reporting that Wino punched a second victim in the face after he wouldn’t give up his pool table to her in the bar.

Mustapha el Mounmi left the bar with a bruised eye and swollen lip after Wino crack punched him. He said, “I feel so angry. She smashed my face hard. I could not hit back — she’s a woman.” She’s not a woman or a man! She’s some kind of crackhead mutant. Wino is also accused of smoking weed in the streets, doing drugs in the bar and stiffing the cab driver of money.

Police have reportedly launched an investigation and she could be arrested.

Even Blaaaake’s mom thinks Wino is trash. Georgette Civil said that Blaaake is going to get shit for Wino’s trashy behavior, “Blake will get stick about this from fellow inmates. Her behavior has spiraled out of control. She’s made a complete fool of herself and I hope my son divorces her.”

Wino is shaming Blaaake? Is Mrs. Civil smoking shit from Wino’s batch? The woman doesn’t realize that her husband is in the chokey! He’s not exactly the most eligible bachelor in the world.

Which gorgeous Latina actress is said to have a Sapphic relationship with her hair stylist? (Gatecrasher)

I immediately thought of Eva LongWHORIA since her hairdresser is Ken Paves and he’s totally female. This blind item could be anyone! Salma Hayek? Penny Cruz? Michelle Rodriguez? Although, I don’t think I would describe MRod as being “gorgeous.”

Pete Wentz is truly going to make a great father. At least now he’ll have someone to talk to that’s on his IQ level. Speaking of pregnancy, Asshole Simpson is still milking the rumors to get more press.

Asshole continued to be an asshole by not giving a straight answer to the pregnancy questions. Asshole went on The Ellen DeGeneres (episode airs today) and would not give a simple “yes” or “no” to the questions being fired at her.

People reports that Ellen asked the pregnancy question and Asshole answered, “Well, that has been going on for quite a while. That is something that I choose personally not to discuss. Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something? Because I don’t think I do.” No, but I want to shove 10 cheeseburgers in her mouth, so she can shut the hell up already.

Ellen finally made Ash promise that if she is pregnant, she won’t keep it a secret for a long ass time like JLo did. Asshole promised. Pete Wentz is probably the one that’s pregnant. He’s the one with the vagina. Maybe, people should start asking him when he’s expecting.

Here’s the expectant mother at the opening of the Bape store in Los Angeles last night.

Ever wanted to own a pair of jeans from Posh’s denim line, but couldn’t afford the $300 price tag? Yeah, didn’t think so. A pair of Posh jeans will set you back 289 clams if you buy that shit at Fred Segal or Kitson. Just down the freeway in Reseda, CA, you can buy the same pair for $69.99 at Loehmanns. Loehmanns is the shit! Posh should feel privileged that they are carrying her denim line. She is next to all the great designers.

There have been rumors that Posh’s denim line was being dumped by Kitson and Fred Segal. All parties involved have denied these rumors. Well, what’s their loss is Loehmanns gain! I bet you that shit still isn’t selling.

And what the fuck is with charging $300 for a pair of damn jeans! You know, I bought a pair of jeans the other day and the salesbitch told me to never wash them. EVER! He told them that shit would shrink and then I wouldn’t be able to wear them anymore. He told me that if they start to stink, stick them in the freezer. I should stick myself in the freezer as punishment for buying those jeans even after he told me I couldn’t wash them. If you suddenly smell some musty ass jelly, turn around and I’ll be there. Blame the jeans!

Here’s some more pics of Posh with kiddies and an outside shot of the glamorous Loehmanns in Reseda.

Oh well! Carly Hennessey…I mean, Smithson or whatever the fuck her name is, was given the heave ho off of “American Idol” last night. Of course, Carly was the only one that I could stand to watch. I’m not missing the bitch. Her teeth were starting to scare me anyway.

This is what happened. Bitch sang “Jesus Christ Superstar” and the redneck Christians did not like that shit one bit. They thought it was dark-sided, so they stayed away from her ass. That’s that.

Brooke White is officially the new Kristy Lee Cook. That ho should have gone! We’ve already seen what she can do and I’ve seen better “coffee house girl angst” music from Phoebe on “Friends.” I bet you Brooke White can’t do Smelly Cat the same way Phoebe can. Next week is Neil Diamond week and I don’t think my ears or eyes are ready to see Brooke do something like Sweet Caroline. NO! All the blunts in the world could not make that pleasing.

Basically, Jason, Brooke and Syesha will be killed off one by one in the next few weeks. David “Smug” Cook and Fetus Archuleta are the final 2.

It Fetus Archuleta does not win, the tweens of the country will declare war on us all. Their hormones can’t take it. Archuleta fans are the new Brangaloonies. These little bitches are insane. Seriously, check YouTube for their fan videos. I hope most of them get their periods soon, because they need to chill the fuck out. I can’t stand David Cook either, but I hope he wins just so Fetus Archuleta can give us another expression when he loses. Every week, he gives us the same “golly gee” grin. He’s like Cecil Turtle. Somebody tell him that if he doesn’t give us another expression this week, his daddy is going to beat his ass good!

Elimination video is below: