McTara’s

/ March 17, 2007

Obviously the acting thing isn’t working for Tara Reid, so she’s going to try out the fast-food business. Tara plans to open a place called “Ketchup” in Los Angeles on March 31st. Tara has already invested in 3 other L.A. restaurants, Geisha House, The Shore and Bella.

She said, “You probably won’t see me behind the cash register, but I’ll definitely be in the kitchen making sure everything is done right.”

In the kitchen? Um….isn’t that violating health codes or something? There’s so going to be a hepatitis outbreak in L.A. if they allow this piece of trash to make the burgers.

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The Poor Man’s Lohan

/ March 17, 2007

Little Jena Malone used to be so cute. She was the little girl from “Stepmom” who grew up and did some actually good films from “Donnie Darko” to “Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys” to “Cold Mountain.”

Look at this piece of trash now. Someone got bitten by the Cory Kennedy and it isn’t pretty. Hairy arms and drawing tears on your face isn’t a pretty look. Here’s another one that’s just fighting the cute. Ugh.

I shouldn’t talk, because I’m sure there’s worse pictures of me being a drunk fool out there. At least if you’re going to pose with a cup, make sure it’s like pretty glass and not cheap plastic.

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Brit’s New Dude is Loving It

/ March 17, 2007

Britney Spears really knows how to choose em, eh? Her new Mr. KFed, Jason Filyaw, has pretty much admitted they are together. He has told the paparazzi that he doesn’t want to talk about it, but yet he keeps going on and on.

He told Splash News, “I’m not going to sell her out.”

And he kept going, “There is always at least some truth in all these crazy stories. I’m just trying to keep things under wrap right now to protect so many people. So you can ask me if we are seeing one another as much as you like but all I can say is ‘I’m sorry but I can’t comment’. It will all come to light very soon, I promise you.”

Dumbass needs dude rehab, because she really seems to only pick the douches that are with her for fame and dough. By dough I don’t mean the dough on her thighs, but the dough in her bank account.

It’s funny how all these douches are making KFed look better and better.

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Scary Enjoys the Champs at Her Baby Shower!!

/ March 17, 2007

Scary Spice had my kind of baby shower this past week. Screw that “guess the melted candy bar in the diaper” crap! Scary had strippers in Beverly Hills. She’s due to have the baby any day now. She claims it’s Eddie Murphy’s and he claims it isn’t.

Scary also enjoyed a glass of champs even though she’s due any minute. I guess that’s ok, right? I’m no doctor.

Ewww, that stripper is nasty. He needs a breast lift.

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Howard K. Stern

/ March 17, 2007

Virgie Arthur and Larry Birkhead arrived in the Bahamas yesterday for a hearing to determine the custody of Dannielynn Hope. Virgie, Larry, Prince Douche and Howard K. Stern all want custody of the possible million-dollar baby.

Howard was a no-show to the hearing, but he didn’t get great news. A judge ordered that DNA must be performed on both Larry and Howard to determine the bio-daddy of Danni. Everyone will be back in court this Tuesday to hear testimony from DNA experts.

Larry believes he’s the father and has already designed a nursery for his daughter. GAY! He even like color-coordinated everything.

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