I Thought Angelina Jolie Was Taking Time Off?

/ March 20, 2007

Angelina Jolie said that she was taking time off to be a “stay-at-home” mom and care for her new purchase, Pax along with the other three. Well, she’s in final talks to join “Wanted” which starts shooting in May.

James McAvoy stars in the film about a man who learns his father was an assassin after his death. The man takes over where his father left off. Angelina will play a woman who teaches him the ropes. Angie only agreed to do the movie after the character was re-written specifically for her. Ego boost! Another assassin movie?

Shooting begins in Eastern Europe.

Stay-at-home-mom my ass!


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Paris Hilton’s New Victim

/ March 20, 2007

Nachos and Paris Hilton have reportedly called it quits, again. E! reports that Paris is the one that broke things off, because she was sick of Nachos’ jealousy aka she wanted new dick.

The source said, “Not sure if it is permanent, but they have not been seeing each other for the past couple of weeks.”

That same source also said that Paris has already moved on to Josh Henderson of Desperate Housewives. They were spotted last Thursday and he was also seen at her house for a party this past weekend.

DAMN! The Paris-virus has taken a new victim. Why shouldn’t she keep it in the circle and eff someone like Simon Rex or that model dude she was engaged to? Keep your diseases in the family!

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Lindsay Lohan is the Epitome of Class

/ March 19, 2007

A Dlisted reader caught Lindsay Lohan looking a sophisticated and elegant lady at Plumm in NYC last Thursday. She was chain smoking all night and drinking Red Bull. Methinks a little bit of Vodka accidentally got into that Red Bull can.

She also didn’t seem to mind that her dress was around her waist exposing her nicely shaven firecrotch. It’s looking a little fat down there. That thing probably eats more than she does. Blech.

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