Vince Neil (45)
Seth Green (33)
Mary McCormack (38)
Gary Coleman (39)
Larry Clarke (43)
John Grisham (52)
Mary Steenburgen (54)
Nick Nolte (66)
Ted Koppel (67)
John Williams (75)
It’s the Olsens! Yes, we know they’re creepy. Yes, we know that by looking at their pictures we are probably losing a tiny bit of our souls. Yes, we know that some polyester creature died so that Ashely could have something super fug to wear. Yes, we know that MK gave herself a wonk eye. Yes, yes, yes.
Anyway, here’s these two at the Jenni Kayne fashion show in NYC today.
Does Melania Trump think she’s effin Anna Kareninina? Just cause you’re some kind of Russian doesn’t mean you’re damn AK and doesn’t mean that you can wear a fur hat. That being said, she looks perfect. All she’s missing is a dirty martini and a bottle of downers.
Here’s Mel and the Trump with Fergie (not Ferg) at Michael Kors today.
Take a moment from puking over all of Britney’s pics today and vote for January’s Hot Slut of the Month. I’ve a little political goodness in Nancy Pelosi, the only reasonable Trump in Ivanka Trump, TV Queen Shelley Long, reality show victim Shilpa Shetty and one of the smartest people in the world Audrina Partridge. Vote away!
Britney Spears has crossed the line looking like a used tampon out in NYC yesterday. I mean….this has gone far enough. What is wrong with her? I’m being serious here when I say she might have a case of adult retardation. There’s such a thing, right? She has it. I think weed, KFed’s baby batter and red bull has done effed up her brains. Somebody get this heffer help!